Poetry Day: Bad Weather Bastards

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(Seriously, why do so many people lose their minds when the weather turns?  It’s the opposite of what one should do on the road.)

As rain falls in powerful sheets.

All the idiots with cars enter the streets.

Acting like nothing can get in their way.

And they see this weather as their time to play.

*

Slow movers crawl from home and from work.

Stifling cars that move with quick jerks.

Stopping at every light that they find.

Spiraling you out of your frustrated mind.

*

Speeders are out and they pose a great threat.

Skidding out of the fog that makes the road wet.

Stop signs and lights are ignored as they roar.

Some come very close to hitting your door.

*

Heart attacks near when some change with no lights.

Hiding in gloom that turns days into nights.

How lucky are you to see one of them weaving.

Hope your wife is ready to be left grieving.

*

One truck is enough for you on this trip.

On wheels that launch water that cracks like a whip.

Once the tractor is swerving you are in a bad place.

Only choice you now have is to say final grace.

*

Last stretch of the road is appearing ahead.

Looks like the sky is turning blood red.

Little change in the cars that you find yourself near.

Lunkheads and psychos that you have reason to fear.

*

Every storm brings out the worst of the pack.

Enjoying the weather as if on a closed track.

Easing into your driveway with all your nerves bent.

Exit your car and ignore that new dent.

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7 Tips to Using Power Ups in Fiction

Super Mario

We do tend to think more about video games than books when it comes to temporary Power Ups.  Yet, they are around with much less fanfare.  You don’t have to hit a block with your head to get them out.  Just need enough gold or loot the right body after a battle.  Either way, they kind of pop up and get used down the road.  So, what are some ways to give them a real impact?

  1. Establish that such things exist early on in the story.  Don’t drop a potion or scroll into the mix then act like it’s normal.  Not every magical world has these things.  This doesn’t even have to be complicated.  Mentioning them in passing establishes that they are around and gives their use meaning.  Otherwise, they can turn into a Deus Ex Machina and throw readers off.
  2. Even if you don’t mention it in the stories, have an idea about how long an effect will last.  These are supposed to be temporary boosts or solutions.  This depends on what they do as well.  A healing potion would be immediate and no longer be active once the damage is undone.  A strength salve could work until it is sweated off or the person takes a bath.  You can fiddle with the times if you don’t declare specifics, but you need them to stop at some point.
  3. You can only get away with a character having the right Power Up out of nowhere so many times.  If they have just been introduced or were shown to have gotten supplies then it can work without much questioning.  An adventure that has been going on for a long time and given them no time to restock makes this less believable.  I’m not saying you can’t do it, but try to give even the slightest explanation.  After all, modern audiences seem to enjoy tearing stories down for inconsistencies and plot holes.  It’s like a drinking game for some.
  4. These items need to be used in the spur of the moment, but also can’t be something in constant use or on hand.  Exceptions are jewelry and other gear that is worn, but those are the gray area of ‘limited charge’ items.  Potions, scrolls, salves, and other temporary Power Ups typically need to be pull out and used.  Otherwise, they could be triggered by accident like other magic items.  Last thing you want is a hero to have an expensive healing cookie and it appears in his mouth due to a paper cut.
  5. Consider that the stronger the boost, the less time it lasts and/or the harsher the side-effects.  Small things like minor healing or small increase in speed doesn’t have to come with a downside.  If your hero suddenly has the power to lift a mountain and they have the power for days then there should be a downside.  That’s a massive upgrade that changes the dynamic of the story and character.
  6. Be careful of story damaging Power Ups.  If a hero takes a Power Up that gives them an ability that solves every problem then readers will wonder two things.  First, why they didn’t wait until they were at the final challenge to use it and secure victory?  Second, why don’t they have a bunch of the Power Ups?  In other words, be careful with what these things can do.
  7. Power Ups can’t be made easily even if their effect is simple.  You’re still dealing with magic, so a person who hasn’t been trained shouldn’t be able to craft their own Power Ups with ease.  Ingredients and brewing techniques are needed for items you ingest or put on your skin.  One that you activate by reading needs special language or phrases, which wouldn’t be known by your average citizen.  Consider which type of people would know or bother how to make these items.  Showing specialty stores or making them designed exclusively by one order can help here.
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16 Reasons to read your work aloud

Most writers have learned the importance of reading their words aloud. It’s advice I heeded early on and am happy to pass along. Writing works on …

16 Reasons to read your work aloud
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Happy National Brothers Day! (Send Him a Book about Barbarians and Magic!)

Give a gift of action adventure with Legends of Windemere: Tribe of the Snow Tiger!  It has barbarians who are kind of like He-Man, which your brother may have played with if . . . I’m feeling old.

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

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The Fun of Temporary Magic Items

Asterik

When it comes to fantasy, people think a lot about magical items.  Rings, armor, swords, and all of these enchanted objects come to mind.  I hear them get mentioned more often than another category: Temporary Magic Items.  I also like to call these Power Ups because people who play video games suddenly know what I’m talking about.  What am I talking about?

A Power Up in this context is a magical item that has a one time use.  Potions and scrolls are the most common in fantasy.  You also have wands and rings that contain a spell that can only be used once.  That’s kind of a middle ground since they can be recharged, but only if the world allows.  The point is that once you use this item, it’s gone.  Characters either have to get a new one or hope that they won’t need it again.  This is like the rule in video games where you should save your strongest, hardest to get items for the final battel when you know they won’t be needed any more.

The effects also tend to be temporary.  It’s for a momentary burst to get through a trying situation.  For example, a healing potion repairs damage, but it doesn’t grant permanent regeneration.  Even a potion that casts regeneration will run out.  The concept with these specifically is that they will be digested and be processed out of the system in a similar fashion to alcohol.  Same thing goes for scrolls that bestow special abilities after being used.  This is another reason why authors need to make characters careful about using such things.

If you’re wondering why the effects are temporary then imagine what it would be like if they weren’t.  Power Ups tend to be fairly common, which means making them permanent would wreck the balance of the world.  Everyone would be trying to get potions and scrolls to enhance themselves, which means everyone is superhuman.  You can counter this issue by making them rare, but you will still have a great desire by most people to get their hands on one.  It’s not like with a ring or sword, which can be stolen.  Whoever gets these things will use them and they get the power forever.  Yes, there are ways around it, but they depend on world-building.  We’re talking general here for now.

Rarity is another piece of the puzzle.  Do you want Power Ups to be plentiful or hard to come by?  I’ve seen fantasy worlds where potions are sold on every corner and others where only a handful existed in the first place.  The first scenario minimizes the important and impact of them, but allows for constant use.  Readers know they’re common, so a character having Power Ups isn’t immersion breaking.  The second scenario makes them very special and, at times, essential to the plot.  Power Ups here are cause for suspense and a change in the plot path since they might appear only once or twice.

Personally, I like Power Ups and keep meaning to use them more often.  Funny thing is that I keep forgetting.  So, they’re common in Windemere, but my heroes typically don’t bother with them due to party abilities.  That might make them more of a mundane, average person item.  Makes some sense for a high magic world since potions, scrolls, and other usables would be sold to those who have a definite use.  Kind of like medicine in our world.  Probably should think about this more.

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Bringing Authors and Readers Together #shepherdforauthors #readinglists @storyempire @maeclair @bwb

Hi, SEers! Welcome to a Mae Day in May! Today, I’d like to share a resource I recently discovered that is beneficial for both authors and readers. I …

Bringing Authors and Readers Together #shepherdforauthors #readinglists @storyempire @maeclair @bwb
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A New Batch of Finished Puzzles!

So, I just finished a puzzle and realized I hadn’t posted about them in a while.  I have 9 that I completed since the last time.  Looks like the last time I posted about puzzles was back in August.  That means all of these are what I’ve worked on throughout this school year.  At least, I made progress on some hobby since writing wasn’t in the cards.  Now, let’s see what we have.  First one will probably get a reaction.

Boris Vallejo- Fearless Rider

Yes, it’s a woman in a bikini on a dragon.  This is a puzzle with art from Boris Vallejo who is a legend in fantasy/science fiction art.  He is known for having scantily clad, muscular figures alongside monsters.  He’s done pictures of Tarzan, Conan, and a variety of other characters.  Many associate ‘chicks in chainmail’ tropes with him, but he has men in barely there loin clothes too.  Used to have some collectible card sets with his stuff, so I really had to give this puzzle a try.

Day and Night Fantasy Puzzle

A random fantasy one that I found on Amazon.  This wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be thanks to the night/day theme.  It helped to go for the dragons and town first.  In the moment, this felt like a headache, but later puzzles made this a breeze.

Red Dragon Puzzle

The picture came out poor since I was in a rush to clear the table.  This puzzle was fun, but had a moment of difficulty  Many of the shadowy parts looked the same even if they were part of the dragon.  I got slowed down a lot with having to do trial and error.

Nintendo Game Puzzle

Not fantasy because it was an impulse buy.  I loved how there were obscure games on this puzzle.  For example, down and to the left of ‘Batman’ is a game called ‘Blaster Master’ that I used to play with a friend in high school.  They even had ‘Bucky O’Hare’ right below that one.  I did see at least one game that doesn’t exist, which is ‘Smash Brothers’ next to ‘Bad Dudes’ on the left.  The first of that series was one the N64.  One of the ‘TMNT’ games got put in there twice too.  Still, fun to do.

Lego Ice Cream Puzzle

Lego Ice Cream was another impulse buy when I had a gift card.  Needed a break from the darker-colored puzzles.  This one got tricky when I noticed how many of the colors looked exactly the same when they were in pieces.  I had to go color by color here, which meant repeatedly sifting through the box.

Fantasy Puzzle (Forgot puzzle name)

Another big fantasy one that wasn’t too bad.  The issue I had was that I would talk long breaks and keep trying to put the same pieces in.  I wasn’t very focused during this one, so I dragged my feet.

The Witcher 3 Map Puzzle

This one was a lot of fun and I had to keep changing my strategies.  Finding tiny identifiers on each piece was a headache, but made the land section easier.  The water part was a lot of blue and white combos, which looked the same.  Probably took me a month to do this one . . . and then came:

The Witcher: Ciri Puzzle

Why did I buy you?  SO MUCH BROWN!  I think I ended up watching 3 Seasons of Merlin, 7 anime, and the latest season of Cobra Kai in the amount of time it took me to finish this headache.  I walked away for my own sanity a few times because I had nights where I spent hours with no luck figuring things out.  Glad this one is glued and in the pile.

Lord of the Rings Puzzle

I’ve had this one waiting for me to make it since 2020.  Of course, it ended up being slightly bigger than the table.  So, edge pieces fell off at times.  I made good progress with this because I was determined to get it done before the end of May.  I slowed to a crawl when I had to figure out the tree and rock areas.  The pieces weren’t all the standard shapes too.  So, I couldn’t always tell if it was a normal piece or one of the strange ones that went in a spot.  Several times I needed two small pieces in a place where I thought it was a single big one.

Well, these are all done and now I’ll move on to one of the big Lego sets I’ve had waiting in the corner.  Shouldn’t take me as long as the puzzles, but they should be fun.  No idea where I’m going to put them when done though.

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Goal Post: Charity Poetry Book (Get a Copy!) and a Crazy Week

First, I submitted 3 poems to the above charity project.  This prose and poetry collection will gather and send money to charities for Ukraine.  Please consider buying even the $3.99 ebook to help.  CLICK HERE!

As for the week, it was really busy as usual.  Didn’t help that my allergies were giving me issues.  So, I was suffering from either a headache or cough until near the end of the week.  By then, I was plain exhausted and struggling to stay awake.  It’s that time of year, so I shouldn’t have expected anything else.  Plus side is that I didn’t really have much hope for progress on projects.  May just isn’t that type of month.

That isn’t to say I got nothing done.  The outline for Darwin & the Avenging Elf is complete, which means I can start writing Darwin & the Halfling Hunt when I get a chance.  Might be Monday night if I feel up to it.  Next weekend is more likely after I watch my son’s Lego Robotics competition.  This book would normally require 22 days with 3 sections each, so I’m looking more at 30.  The following book is 20, so finishing both before the next school year might not be possible.  Guess starting this week gives me a better shot.  The reason for this is because I’m expecting next year to be so crazy that I can’t do any writing like this year.

I’m going to try to finish the rest of the October monster posts before my son comes home today.  These are fun since I have to do research, but that does slow things down.  I’m trying to figure out if I can put a non-image PDF file on my blog too.  This way, I can make PDFs of each ‘Raven’ story and post them one at a time on Tuesdays in October.  It’s either that or try to make a post with a link to each of the 30-31 other posts, which isn’t going to get any traction.  Every time I look stuff up, I see it’s about an image, so I can’t figure out if it’s possible with a short story/novella.

The rest of the week was spent working and helping my son with his assignments.  Got a few to do this weekend, but they’re not too rough.  He has his concert next week, so I’m gearing up for that.  As I said, Lego Robotics competition too, so May is going to be ending with a really crazy full week.  Feel like I keep filling out permission slips too.  Guess everyone plans on ending the year with a bang.  I’m just looking forward to things slowing down a little bit.

Finished a puzzle, so expect a post about that hobby tomorrow.  I focused a bit more on that than usual because I want to get to this Lego Globe that I bought a while back.  After that, I got a Lego Nintendo with TV, controller, and Super Mario cartridge that I’ve wanted for a while.  Got further in a video game when I had a few minutes to spare.  I really only had time to squeeze stuff in around the end of the day.

The non-writing hobbies took more time, but part of that may also have been that I was watching the newest season of ‘Demon Slayer’.  I didn’t want to be distracted, so I was using it to rest up.  Actually, I finished that on Sunday after I did the outline.  I started ‘Outlaw Star’ again, but there were several nights where I just crawled into bed and watched YouTube videos until I passed out.  So, everything was dropped to a slower pace because . . . oh yeah . . . Drama that I can’t talk about here, which led to my IBS going off midweek.  Almost forgot about that.

Well, that’s all I can think of right now.  I want to get to the monster posts and laundry, so my mind isn’t very focused.  Maybe it’s the possibility that I’ll have most of the year scheduled on here, which makes writing books so much easier.  Trying to get myself to believe that the school year months were successful in that I made things smoother for the summer.  I won’t have to do any more posts beyond the weekend stuff until September at this rate.  Gives me time to think up more topics.  You know I’m running out of ideas when I post about magical parasites.

Goals of the week:

  1. Start writing Slumberlord Chronicles: Darwin & the Halfling Hunt
  2. Help son with schoolwork
  3. Son’s concert
  4. Son’s Lego robotics competition
  5. Finish October posts
  6. Find something new to watch
  7. Hydrate
  8. Biking (Managed to get 2 days in last week)
  9. Begin Lego Globe

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Fun with Magical Parasites

Futurama Worms

You know, I wrote this down as a topic with no idea what I was thinking.  I’ve never used magical parasites.  Not in my books either.  Still, someone said the idea sounded really interesting and that’s all my needy ass required to stick with it . . . I can’t even think of examples for some reason.

I mean, I know of parasites from science fiction like the worms above, xenomorphs, and the Venom symbiote.  That’s a very powerful set piece when dealing with aliens.  Fantasy doesn’t have a tradition of magical parasites.  It kind of sticks to the usual kind, but altered by nature instead of magic.  A tapeworm that goes all the way up to the brain sounds gross, but it might be doing it through physical abilities instead of spells.  So, what is required for a ‘magical’ parasite?

Clearly, it needs to be connected to magic.  Being in a fantasy world doesn’t count since there are non-magical creatures there.  This parasite needs to be either born from, killed by, or the giver of magic.  Otherwise, the paladin ate a bad sandwich and his muscles are being slowly devoured by a tick that was minding its own business before its home got ingested.  Food does seem to be a common delivery system, but parasites can get in through any orifice.  I’ll give everyone a few moments to get the squirming discomfort out of their system due to the visuals they had . . . All good?

Keep in mind that a parasite doesn’t always mean full bad.  Look at the examples I used two paragraphs ago.  Xenomorphs are bad due to bursting out of their host.  Futurama worms are good because they made Fry smart and strong. The Venom symbiote depends on the person wearing it because it does like eating people, but the host can find alternatives.  So, you can go with a beneficial or debilitating parasite depending on your need.  Basically, the can work as a challenge for the host because they weaken or a boon because they grant strength.  I know the urge to make parasites bad is strong since it involves invading a body, but an author should leave all possibilities open.

A big aspect of the magical parasite should be that it needs to have an impact.  You can’t just drop one into the story and have it gone a few pages later.  Any other monster can be used for that.  The parasite needs to infect a host in order to show how dangerous or useful it is.  Telling the audience that the leech would have reverted the thief into a baby has less impact than actually having that happen.  It creates a problem for the hero to solve either by getting rid of the parasite or finding a way to work with it.  Character growth is inevitable here.

Again, that can be done with any type of parasite, so you don’t have to make it magical if you only want to temporarily screw with your characters.  That’s why you have to make it special by using one of those three mentioned additions:

  1. Born of Magic–  This is similar to a curse, but it has sentience.  The parasite was created either intentionally or by accident through magic.  It might not have magic powers, but it’s origin isn’t entirely natural.  For example, a parasite created by a fire and ice spell clashing can get into the skin.  It simply eats away that body and steals nutrients, but it was born from magic.
  2. Killed by Magic–  Regardless of how the parasite was created, it can only be purged and destroyed by magic.  Regular medicines don’t work.  Surgery doesn’t work.  You need a potion, artifact, or spell.  This can be combined with the other two since it’s all about how it’s destroyed.  You can also get away with not giving the parasite an origin at all here.  These tend to be harmful too.
  3. Grants Magic–  Typically a beneficial parasite, it gives the host a magical ability.  It can and usually does come at a cost.  The host may be able to use magic now or gets a single ability.  Not much else to this one.  You can reveal the cost down the road, which has them question if they should keep the parasite.  Other people may want it for their own purposes, which tend to be evil.  I think this is where you can have the most amount of fun with the concept.

So, that’s all I can think of about magical parasites.  Maybe I’ll work hard to create one for another story.  Darwin will need some magical creatures in one story.  Got time to figure that one out.

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Poetry Day: Baby Babble

(Guess we know what was going on when I wrote this poem.)

Nonsense noises

And makeshift words

They use to talk to us

A patchwork language

That only they can know

Adorable and frustrating

With tantrums on the rise

Adding screams into the mix

You push for words

And clear descriptions

So you no longer have to guess

But you missed a flaw

The downside of your plan

For now your child can talk

Let the sassing back begin

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