Author Archives: Charles Yallowitz

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

Out at the Goal Post

(Morning After Disclaimer: I did start drinking Strongbow Apple Ciders halfway through this post.) *sits down at computer and stares at screen* *keeps staring* *looks from side to side* *keeps staring* Yeah, I don’ t know what happened to my … Continue reading

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Tips, tricks, and plans

Originally posted on Entertaining Stories:
October is bearing down upon us. This has always been my favorite month of the year. I would happily trade January or August for an extra October. It’s also always been my best month for…

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Let Me Check ‘Charms of the Feykin’ and . . .

So, I was running around all morning and Legends of Windemere: Charms of the Feykin was in the 45,000 range with rankings.  Came home, unpacked groceries, reported parent/teacher info to others, checked dinner plans, ate lunch, and sat down to write. … Continue reading

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7 Ways to Anger a God (Survival Not Guaranteed)

If you live in a world where gods and goddesses are around then you might want to know how to avoid angering them.  That isn’t this list.  Here we have 7 surefire ways to piss off a deity that has … Continue reading

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Special Promotion – Davey & Derek Junior Detectives Series, Book 1, The Case of the Missing Cell Phone!

Originally posted on jemsbooks:
Multi-award-winning book – click on cover for link! Special promotion for Davey & Derek Junior Detectives Series, Book 1, The Case of  the Missing Cell Phone, on Amazon beginning September 24, 2016 – October 1, 2016 $1.99…

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Thursday Slow Down and . . . I Forgot

Return to Windemere in Charms of the Feykin! The opening promo meets two current needs: Promotes the book, which has been out for 8 days. Gives me a picture to put at the beginning. I don’t know what it is … Continue reading

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Fizzle the Drite, on Lisa Burton Radio

Originally posted on Entertaining Stories:
Hi, and welcome to another edition of Lisa Burton Radio. I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl, and we’re going to try something a little bit different today. There is a character I’ve been dying…

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