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Don’t Panic!- Sales Slumps of the Year

Posted on November 2, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

From what I can see and have been told by those wiser than I, we’re looking at another slow period for book sales.  Not just me, but authors in general.  People are saving their month for turkeys or, most likely, … Continue reading →

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Quick and Cute Morning Story of Parenthood

Posted on November 1, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

So, this morning started as normal.  Woke up and got the toddler’s lunch and breakfast ready.  Checked him and he was asleep.  Started getting everything else ready and checked on him a few times.  Each time he was out and … Continue reading →

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Ionia’s Hotseat: The Lich (Villain of Legends of Windemere)

Posted on October 31, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Ionia- So, today, I am very honoured to have…uhm…pssst…how should I announce you…do you want to go by Lich or by the Lich or by… The Lich- The Lich is what I am known as. All other names have been … Continue reading →

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Perfect eBook for Halloween! Also Something for the Fantasy Fans

Posted on October 31, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Pick up the dark and gory tale of Catalysts for 99 cents.  Perfect for a quick Halloween reading with the lights off and a close friend to sneak up on you when you least expect them.  At least, I hope … Continue reading →

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Four eBooks for 99 Cents Each!

Posted on October 30, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is the Eve of All Hallows Eve, so I should be talking about horror and pushing my horror novella.  Instead, I’ve realized that not everyone likes to be scared.  After all, not every child dresses up as a monster.  … Continue reading →

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Editing Haiku: A Six Poem Series

Posted on October 29, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

First Run I think this is funI get to fix my mistakes And witness the whole * Second Run Second times the charm I will focus on the tale Sanding the edges * Third Run Starting to wear down Even … Continue reading →

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Cinematic Pet Peeves

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

My friend, John W. Howell, is a funny man and made a post today about what not to do when on a movie date.  I got to thinking about my movie pet peeves.  So, upon request, I’m going to make … Continue reading →

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Tales from College: No! Not Perkins!

Posted on October 3, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Whenever I’m hungry late at night, I remember this event. In freshman year of college, we had a few places we went to for emergency meals.  One of them was Perkins, which was open late and in walking distance of … Continue reading →

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The Shire’s on Fire DDR Mix by Greg (And Kind of Me)

Posted on September 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Way back in 2002, I wrote a funny ‘song’ called ‘The Shire’s On Fire’.  My friend Greg and I have odd conversations that lead to bizarre stuff.  This was one and I sent the ‘song’ to him.  I lost my … Continue reading →

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Hot Sauce Party! (Tales from Real Life)

Posted on September 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Years ago, my best friend from first grade (Kevin) threw a Hot Sauce Party.  It was pot luck where everyone had to bring a hot sauce for a tasting game.  Originally, I had a family gathering and was going to … Continue reading →

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