Tag Archives: funny

7 Signs You Should Risk The Outdoors

Posted on August 19, 2026 by Charles Yallowitz

(Originally posted on April 8, 2015.  Do not follow list if weather or situation puts self at risk of harm.) At the urging of loved ones, including the dying orchid in the corner, you decide to open the window.  Taking … Continue reading →

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7 Signs You’re Really A Fictional Assassin

Posted on August 14, 2026 by Charles Yallowitz

(Originally posted on April 13, 2016.) Every article of clothing that you own has a hidden weapon.  This makes doing laundry very difficult and it is not uncommon for a knife to get stuck in the lint trap.  Let’s not … Continue reading →

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Poetry Day: The Prismatic Laugh

Posted on July 23, 2026 by Charles Yallowitz

(Laughter is essential to living.  So many varieties and uses too.) Such a simple sound With a multitude of names The flirty titter The polite chuckle The friendly guffaw The maniacal cackling The drunken belly-laugh More names come to mind … Continue reading →

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Last Day of School!

Posted on June 26, 2026 by Charles Yallowitz

You heard me!  Time to start summer break . . . And then return in a week for summer school.

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Happy . . . Unhappy Opposite Day?

Posted on January 25, 2026 by Charles Yallowitz

It’s Not Opposite Day.  Don’t enjoy it.  I have not been waiting years for this to land on a Sunday.

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Happy 2026!

Posted on January 1, 2026 by Charles Yallowitz

Pretty sure we’re all trying to wake up and some of us are hungover.  Happy New Year!

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Merry Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2025 by Charles Yallowitz

Hope everyone who celebrates is enjoying the holiday.  For those who don’t, I hope you get good seats at the . . . Wait, movie tickets are too expensive.  I hope you enjoy sleeping in and not having to clean … Continue reading →

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Happy Hanukkah! Happy Chanukah! Happy Chanukkah!

Posted on December 15, 2025 by Charles Yallowitz

The title says it all.  For those who celebrate, Happy Hanukkah.  For those who don’t . . . Happy Monday?  That or Happy Hanukkah as well.  Can’t tell what we say to people of other religions any more.

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Conflict in the Party

Posted on November 7, 2025 by Charles Yallowitz

Thief– Why is everyone angry at me? Warrior– Because you crossed a line. Caster– Like you’re one to talk. Warrior– This isn’t about me and I didn’t do anything nearly as bad as him. Druid– Well, you all suck! Caster– … Continue reading →

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Happy Halloween!

Posted on October 31, 2025 by Charles Yallowitz

It’s the usual today.  Bunch of memes I found on Google and a music video of one of my favorite Halloween songs.  Took a lot to hold off on it until today.

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