Tag Archives: humor

Happy Passover! Some Unleavened Memes, I Guess

Posted on April 22, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Well, Passover starts tonight.  At least my birthday doesn’t fall on it this time.  As per tradition that I just made up, I leave you with some funnies.  Enjoy!

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Happy National Dolphin Day

Posted on April 14, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Today is National Dolphin Day.  I was going to do a bunch of info on them, but . . . I just couldn’t get this out of my head (Volume is oddly low):

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Walt’s Whistling Woodwind Summoning Shoppe

Posted on April 3, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Hello and enter!  We have so many options for you and are happy that you have chosen us for your shopping.  Each of our instruments is carved from the purest of elder woods and core metal.  This is where they … Continue reading →

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7 Tips to Designing Fictional Plants

Posted on March 20, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

I’m probably being fairly ambitious thinking I can come up with 7 decent tips.  I mean, we’re talking about plants here.  So, let’s just dive into it with the most obvious thing: RESEARCH!  I say this a lot and people … Continue reading →

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Vicky’s Vitamin Shoppe: The Ones You’ve Never Heard Of Before

Posted on March 11, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome, dearie.  I’ve got the best vitamins outside of the industry.  Betting you saw the posters, which means you’re special.  One would even say chosen to come here and choose from my wares.  Why is my voice raspy?  I have … Continue reading →

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Happy Mario Day!

Posted on March 10, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Apparently, this is the day that celebrates Super Mario.  Why?  Mar (March) 10 (10th) = Mar1o.  Never knew that and it sounds like a bad pun, but here we are.  So, here a few funnies, which were harder to find … Continue reading →

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Packing Up for Exploration!

Posted on March 8, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Adventurer 1– So, we haven’t been to this place before.  Let’s make sure we’re prepared, Jimmy. Jimmy– You got it, Bart. Bart– Extra clothes, backpacks, bedrolls, food rations, rope, torches, flint and steel, and weapons are first on the list. … Continue reading →

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Herbs Herb Hut (Owner’s Real Name Is Jerry)

Posted on February 16, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our herb shop where everything is grown on the property.  We have a wide assortment of herbs that you may recognize, but have been given a little boost.  Are you looking for cooking, medical, or entertainment?  Medical because … Continue reading →

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Super Bowl Sunday

Posted on February 11, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Well, it’s Super Bowl here and I’m sure most people don’t care.  You have those who watch solely for the commercials.  You have those who watch only if their team is in it.  You have those who are here only … Continue reading →

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Best of 2023 #1: 7 Tips to Writing Teenage Protagonists

Posted on January 31, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

(Originally posted on January 6, 2023. So, more than half the year, my posts were essentially duds.) This is going to be tougher than I expected.  After all, I haven’t been a teenager in decades, so I’m kind of out … Continue reading →

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