Tag Archives: humor

Last Day of School Memes

Yup.  Last day of school here.  Get 2 months of relaxing bef . . . We all know I’m not going to be relaxing.  I’ve got 2 months to write 1-2 books, spend time with my son, exercise, hydrate, and … Continue reading

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Poetry Day: Bholed Owr Greightness

(This was a silly poem that got a lot of traction back in the day.  Wrote this in 2011 near the start of a big poetry period.  Enjoy if you get it.) We R Soupereor Two all uhthr crechurs Owr … Continue reading

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The ‘Reality’ of School Subjects

Nearing the end of the school year, so let’s get some laughs.  I mean, there are so many subjects in high school.  They should all be taken seriously . . . Except when you really start to lose your mind … Continue reading

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Pros and Cons of Zoning Out

Zoning out can be pretty useful.  It can also come with several risks if you do it in the wrong place.  Should you avoid it?  No, but be careful by following these Pros and Cons. Pro–  You can focus on … Continue reading

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Using Analogies is like Giving Yourself an Ink Blot Test

Did the title work?  Maybe not, which is one of the challenges with analogies.  They’re like jokes in that they depend on the audience and don’t always hit their mark.  You can share an analogy that has one person nodding … Continue reading

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Floyd’s Fantastic Flower Shop: Allergy Meds in Back

Welcome to the magic flower shop.  Each of our flowers bestows a special ability if you wear it.  These last until they die, so work hard to keep your purchase alive for as long as possible.  Please be aware that … Continue reading

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7 Tips to Using Power Ups in Fiction

We do tend to think more about video games than books when it comes to temporary Power Ups.  Yet, they are around with much less fanfare.  You don’t have to hit a block with your head to get them out.  … Continue reading

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Happy National Clean Your Room Day! (Celebrate by Skipping the Chore and Grabbing a Book.)

Make a nest in that pile of semi-clean laundry and escape into a fantasy adventure for $2.99!  Legends of Windemere: The Mercenary Prince!

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Happy Mothers Day!

It’s that time of year to celebrate one of the people who raised you.  There are all types of mothers out there, so I can’t really say ‘the one who brought you into this world’.  We all have mother figures … Continue reading

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The Enchanted Sword Shop: No Stabbing in the Store

Welcome to our little sword shop.  Every blade has been enchanted to do something different by type.  Why?  We get things in bulk and can’t afford have an in-house enchanter.  Not since most of them got eaten by trolls and … Continue reading

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