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Editing Haiku: A Six Poem Series

First Run I think this is funI get to fix my mistakes And witness the whole * Second Run Second times the charm I will focus on the tale Sanding the edges * Third Run Starting to wear down Even … Continue reading

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Cinematic Pet Peeves

My friend, John W. Howell, is a funny man and made a post today about what not to do when on a movie date.  I got to thinking about my movie pet peeves.  So, upon request, I’m going to make … Continue reading

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Tales from College: No! Not Perkins!

Whenever I’m hungry late at night, I remember this event. In freshman year of college, we had a few places we went to for emergency meals.  One of them was Perkins, which was open late and in walking distance of … Continue reading

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The Shire’s on Fire DDR Mix by Greg (And Kind of Me)

Way back in 2002, I wrote a funny ‘song’ called ‘The Shire’s On Fire’.  My friend Greg and I have odd conversations that lead to bizarre stuff.  This was one and I sent the ‘song’ to him.  I lost my … Continue reading

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Hot Sauce Party! (Tales from Real Life)

Years ago, my best friend from first grade (Kevin) threw a Hot Sauce Party.  It was pot luck where everyone had to bring a hot sauce for a tasting game.  Originally, I had a family gathering and was going to … Continue reading

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Gearing Up for Thievery

So, you’re about to set out for a life of fantasy thief crime.  Well, you’re going to need a lot of gear.  Unlike warriors, you can’t get away with armor, sword, and shield.  It’s a long list of items you’re … Continue reading

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Insert Witty Title that . . . uh . . . Blech

How did this befall me? When I barely left the house Could I have caught it at the doctor? While my son remains untouched NyQuil will be my ally This sweating is a pain Throbbing headache Yet no body pain … Continue reading

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The Stereotypes of Thieves

On Monday, I noted a few thief stereotypes that bugged me.  I will admit that I probably do them too, but that just makes me a hypocrite.  I’m pretty sure a lot of authors hate reading something and use it … Continue reading

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100 Haiku for the Gamer’s Thumbs: 13-16

Where All the Mighty Will Fall The fate of all games After they have run their course Dropping to ten bucks* Fresh Face Upon the Gamer Coil All of us have been First time gamer in the room Before we … Continue reading

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Culinary Throwdown

It started with the butcher Gone mad from a disease Slashing the saucier Across his precious hand Hell has broken loose The baker’s struck the chef His cupcake tray now dented Several fall to the pastry chef Deadly with her … Continue reading

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