Tag Archives: humor

From the Vault: I Love You . . . But

I love you, dearest. And I found a surgery for your bald spot. I love you, honey. And I chose a diet for you to use. I love you, sweetie. And I found a medicine for your sweaty pits. I … Continue reading →

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Family of the Tri-Rune on ‘That Part Where’!

First, I’m going to be a rarity for at least today.  Working by iPhone makes it a challenge to comment on blogs with long responses and I’m starting off exhausted.  So, I’m posting about this early. Family of the Tri-Rune … Continue reading →

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Family of the Tri-Rune Blog Tour Day 9

First, a big thank you to everyone who has wished me a Happy Birthday and has helped with promoting the books today.  The following are the 3 bloggers/authors who are part of the big tour, so I hope you give … Continue reading →

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The Draconic Griffin Academy of Magic Arts and Swordplay

Professor Peryton-  Welcome to class.  Where did we leave off? Marcus- You were telling us about how Daniel needs to learn how to listen or he’ll be eaten by a Trap Ghoul. Professor-  That wasn’t what I meant.  Where is … Continue reading →

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Family of the Tri-Rune Blog Tour Day 5

We have 3 amazing volunteers today, so let’s get right into! I don’t even know where to start with this one because the woman behind Memoirs of a Dilettante wows me with every post.  From her posts about writing to … Continue reading →

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From the Vault: Magic Beans

Darwin had a bag of beans Each with a special gift The red beans made him super strong The green beans made him tall The blue beans made him like a fish The yellow beans gave him wings The orange … Continue reading →

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Ye’s Olde Magic Shoppe (On the corner of Dragon Avenue and Peacock Lane)

Welcome to Ye’s Olde Magic Shoppe!  I’m Ye, owner and former sorcerer.  So, what can I get you?  Why did I quit magic and open a shop?  I’m not legally allowed to answer that question.  So, what is young wizard … Continue reading →

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Legends of Windemere: Family of the Tri-Rune! On Sale Now!

Legends of Windemere: Family of the Tri-Rune has Arrived!!! Buy it Here for $2.99! Book Blurb: The magical adventure continues after Luke Callindor and his friends recover from their battles in Haven. Nyx still has nightmares about casting the genocide … Continue reading →

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Book Tag Day!

I’ve been tagged!  This is an author-based tag that is kind of fun and John W. Howell tagged me.  Check out his excellent thriller: John J. Cannon successful San Francisco lawyer takes a leave of absence from the firm and … Continue reading →

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Brain Hecklers

Inner Heckler–  He’s trying to write again. Mental Heckler–  I know.  I already started in on the beer we stored by the amygdala.  It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. Inner Heckler–  Why does he keep doing this?  … Continue reading →

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