Sex in Stories? What’s All the Fuss?

Greetings and Happy New Year to the Story Empire community. Beem Weeks here with my first post of 2024. Today, we’re talking sex in fiction! Many …

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War of Nytefall Available on Amazon!

Cover Art by Alison Hunt

As many know, this was my second series.  War of Nytefall involved the unique vampires of Windemere, which are called Dawn Fangs.  An accident caused Clyde to turn from a normal vampire to a sun-immune, incredibly strong, functional heart Dawn Fang.  This prompted a civil war between the traditional vampires, led by Xavier Tempest, and the new species led by Clyde.  Check out this teaser highlighting the series’ most popular character and give the book a look.

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The door is suddenly kicked off its hinges and sent flying through the balcony window, the pieces of glass hovering in the air. Standing in the open doorway, Lost remains frozen with her leg stretched out and her bare foot still gripping the metal handle. The vampiric half-elf’s pajamas are soaked from playing with the Eusu, so the expensive rug in the hallway has been destroyed by the trail of murky water. Her red eyes close for a moment in an attempt to pretend that she is not there, but one peek ruins the childish delusion. Gradually hopping into the room, the womb-born vampire tries to use her telekinesis to repair the damage, but ends up breaking the window again by having the door rocket through the opening. She ducks enough to let the wooden panel pass by her and embed itself in the far wall, which cracks enough to reveal the room full of gemstones on the other side. The other Dawn Fangs can only stare as Lost whistles and takes a seat on the floor as if nothing has happened.

“So, what are you four doing?” she innocently asks.

“Four? There’s only three of us,” Clyde says, snapping out of his trance. Noticing the destruction, he becomes a blur of movement that replaces the door. “Anyway, we were talking about you discovering that our enemies know about the orb. Mab, Titus, and I are going to the ruins I was buried in to search for clues. Might be useful to have a womb-born join us. You free for an adventure?”

“No, I definitely sense four in here,” Lost answers, ignoring everything else that has been said.

“Let’s stay focused,” Chastity suggests before noticing that Mab is starting to slide towards the shadows. A surprising thought pops into her mind and one sniff of the air is enough to reveal the truth. “Oh, I know what’s wrong. Lost is counting herself. She’s been doing that from time to time. Just a new quirk by my daughter who needs to learn not to cause trouble. Maybe it’s best that she stay here and you take a womb-born that won’t be as unpredictable?”

“I’m not counting myself.”

“You do it all the time, sweetie.”

“I did it once because I forgot that was my reflection.”

“Then maybe you counted bunny?”

“But bunny is still in the hallway and I was focused on the room.”

Fingers appear from the shadows in Lost and Chastity’s mouths to grip their tongues as Mab steps into the darkest corner of the room. “You get everything ready, lover, and I’ll talk to my friends here about . . . things. Need to make sure Chastity doesn’t share what she saw and I’m sure Lost has already stolen the images from her mind. Best not to let the entire kingdom know about our sex life. I think our friends and I should meet on the southern shore because I really feel the need to look out over the ocean where we can’t be disturbed. You know, perfect place to talk about private things. Nobody will be able to interfere in our conversation or hear us speak . . . or scream if things take a turn for the worse. So, see you at dinner, lover. Hugs and kisses. Hope you think about me every minute that I’m gone. Uh . . . Bye!”

“Wait,” Clyde tries to say before Mab drops through a shadow. Chastity grabs Lost by the mouth as she rushes out of the room, the slender girl kicking and struggling as they go. “Did she call me lover? Hugs and kisses? What in all of Windemere just happened?”

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Should We Keep Pushing the Classics?

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A conversation started at work between two coworkers and I got pulled into it.  One person was stating that they didn’t think the classics should be taught any more because it’s hard for students to connect.  The language is older and the themes might not come across as they would in a more modern story.  He used ‘Catcher in the Rye’ as an example of a book that doesn’t really connect any more.  The other coworker talked about how the classics should still be taught because they are designated as such for a reason.  You can probably guess the generations/ages of these coworkers.  It wasn’t an argument, but a friendly conversation.

I fall in the middle here because I hated some of the classics that we were forced to read in school.  ‘Catcher in the Rye’ and ‘The Pearl’ were agonizing to the point where I stopped reading them.  ‘Slaughterhouse 5’ was fun, but I don’t remember it anymore.  ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’, ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ and ‘The Great Gatsby’ were also good reads, but I don’t remember as much as I do from the books I read for fun.  ‘Of Mice and Men’ is one of the few that I have good memories of reading, which was surprising.  Still, I don’t remember thoroughly enjoying any of the books.

One of the problems with classics is that they’re typically assigned reading instead of students choosing them.  So, you already have a sense of a chore, which is made worse when you have to analyze.  The classics are infamous for having deep meanings that even the author might not have intended.  Some ELA teachers go to town on these books to the point where all sense of enjoyment is driven out of the experience.  That doesn’t really help them maintain their use when students who hated them, but love reading end up becoming teachers.  Then, you get some teachers who go through the motions of teaching the classics because they’re state requirements.  A book that survives in a culture solely by being assigned to students doesn’t help its reputation as anything other than a forced reading.

Recent years have shown that more modern books are being put in place of some classics to give students a look at other cultures.  ELA is now used partially to expose students to ideas, lifestyles, and cultures beyond their own.  For example, my son read ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ last year, but also a WWII book called ‘Unbroken’.  He’s started reading ‘Of Mice and Men’ this year and will also do ‘Romeo & Juliet’, but he also read some Edgar Allan Poe and other short works.  So, there’s definitely a mix of stuff unlike one classic after another when I was in school.

A small aside: Why does William Shakespeare continue to survive in academia?  I know much of what we read can be traced back to him and his stories are considered timeless classics.  Yet, them being required texts can lead to issues.  Teachers have trouble teaching Willie’s works because of the language and the fact that they were supposed to watched on stage instead of read.  You have to really make it an interactive lesson, which is difficult when you have students glued to cellphones.  Makes me wonder if there will ever be a time that Shakespeare is pushed to college or an elective class after you’re introduced to one of his works in 9th grade.

Getting back to the classics, I think there is a place for them, but your average student won’t really get hooked.  They’ll see the books as forced reading from an older age, which they can’t usually understand.  Maybe it’s better to have these books as part of elective courses for those who want to read them.  Have them listed for extra credit if a student wants to do an analysis on their own.  Classics really do come from an older age that modern students don’t always comprehend just like people from that era don’t always get the modern stuff.  So, it really doesn’t do any good to force these books on them because they don’t always benefit.  Not to the extent that was done when I was school anyway, so maybe having fewer of them in the curriculum is better.

This also creates a future problem from book snobs.  You know the people who rattle off the classics they read as if that’s an award-worthy activity?  Those types probably make it even harder for others to get into the classics.  It gives off the idea that these books are either difficult to read or pretentious.  Even worse, a person can go in expecting one type of story and get something else, which could ruin the concept of classics entirely.  This really can’t be solved by forcing everyone to read them though.  You avoid the future problem of book snobs, but sacrifice or at least endanger a person’s enjoyment of reading these types of stories. Just can’t win at times.

So, what do other people think about students having to read the classics?  Should they be retired, put into an elective, continued to be assigned, or something else?

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Inverse Ninja Theory

Hi, gang. Craig with you once more with one of my ill conceived posts. I stumbled across something interesting and am trying to turn it into a …

Inverse Ninja Theory
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Bronx Zoo Holiday Lights

Way back on December 2nd, I went with my family to the see the Bronx Zoo Holiday Lights.  I’ve never actually been there before.  Surprising since I’ve had the membership for about a decade.  The stars and finances never really aligned until last month.  So, here we are with some of my favorite pictures from the event.  Although, the first one is not of a light, but a snow leopard cub that had recently been shown to the public.

Baby Snow Leopard!

Peacocks in the trees

Chainsaw Ice Carving

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Goal Post: One Week Into 2024 and I’m Ready for 2025

Ouch.

Not a day has gone by between last Saturday and today where there wasn’t some ridiculous drama.  So, I didn’t get any writing or editing done.  Managed to fiddle with some Lego sets and a puzzle, but that was it.  The stinky stuff was flying and it even forced me to take one of my ‘when needed’ anxiety meds to help me sleep.  You know it’s bad when a full dose of Zzzquil doesn’t make a dent.

I can’t really talk about much of what happened in detail.  At work, we had to get back into our regular schedule, but obstacles occurred.  The temptation to let my aching mind and body get a day off was high, but I didn’t want to leave my coworkers in the lurch when we were already strained.  Didn’t think it would look good if I took a day off so soon after a long break too.  Figure I can make it to the weekend where sleep and hydration can push me towards recovery.  Last night, I could feel a familiar ache in my gut and lower back, so I might be bedridden at some point.  As long as it’s over the weekend and doesn’t strike next week.  Friggin’ IBS hasn’t reared its head in well over a year, so I guess it was due to remind me it exists.

The bigger issue was something I had to deal with outside of work.  I feel like I’ve been backed into a corner with a certain situation.  Also that being a person who openly shows his emotions results in me being seen as a monster by those who don’t really know me.  I show my anger and frustration, which makes me an easy target for those with more control to trigger me around others.  Feeling like I’m being poked and prodded like a captured beast until I flip doesn’t help my psyche.  Seeing how other people with less visible, but equally vicious, tempers get a pass because they don’t appear angry causes frustration.  Even when I hold myself back, the few blips get pointed out and I feel like I’m being vilified again.  Having to face this on top of the whirlwind of work and not being able to rest has left me drained.

No idea what I can do about it.  Long ago, I was the type of person who kept his anger on the inside and never talked about it.  That was making my insides feel rotten and I’d lash out when I couldn’t hold it in anymore.  So, I decided to not let the negative feelings get pent up and let people know I was upset.  Sad thing is that only gets people to tell you to stop complaining, grow up, or another comment to minimize my feelings.  Is it any wonder I get confused or even argue with people who try to compliment me or say that my emotions are justified?  Doesn’t say much about my life if comfort and positive comments are practically an alien language.  Then again, I’ve been reading up how this is fairly common among people.  Huh, pretty weird goal post, but my mind is wandering and letting stuff out to clear the weekend.

My only plan for this weekend is to edit as much of Darwin & the Fate Bracelet as possible.  I kept bringing it to work to do some editing, but I never had any time to tinker with it. Maybe next week and hopefully I get far this weekend, which means staving off whatever my guts are attempting to do.  Hydration is key.  Since I’m using a paper copy, I’ll be able to move around the house and give myself a change of scenery from time to time.  Let’s see.  16 chapters and I can typically edit 3 per day, but it might be more since this is the 4th time I’ve gone through it.  Just trying to tighten up any areas that seem flimsy.  Makes for a good January project since I can’t touch Darwin & the Joy Path until February when the ‘life event’ has either ended or hit a new stage.

I was going to say that I won’t get much done this week, but it might end up being the opposite.  Tuesday is going to be messy since that’s the only day to jam in a bunch of appointments and activities.  The rest of the week might not be too bad.  My son is in a special music festival called All County, which requires several late nights at school to rehearse.  That gives me a bunch of afternoons and evenings to do writing and biking after work.  Be great if I can get the editing done and inputted by the end of the month.  Not sure what to do with Darwin & the Fate Bracelet after that since it will still be a while before I can publish.  I was aiming for end of summer anyway.  Guess I can start writing Darwin & the Joy Path.  Weird idea:

What if I edit all 5 finished Darwin books before I begin the 6th?

Goals of the week:

  1. Recover from the previous week.
  2. Spend time with son when I can since he’ll be busy.
  3. Edit Darwin & the Fate Bracelet.
  4. Work on March blog posts.
  5. Biking.
  6. Go back to eating salads for lunch.
  7. Hydrate to ward off IBS episode for as long as possible.
  8. Sleep.
  9. To Be Determined Later
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Questions 3: How Was Your 2023?

So, I’m using this month to get a few things started and other things finished.  Also, I need some time to formulate more types of Tuesday posts and other topics.  Not to mention the ‘life event’ is still going on and no idea when it will finish.  In other words, I’m going to be doing ‘Questions 3’ for the January Fridays.  Enjoy!

  1. What was the best part of 2023?
  2. What is one part of 2023 that you would change?
  3. Describe 2023 in one word.
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The Mental Game of Writing — Mindset

Hey, guys! I’m honored and excited to join the Story Empire team. Many of you I’ve known for years, so in a sense, it already feels like home. Now …

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Poetry Day: Happy ‘Not Dead’ Day

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(A fun birthday poem.  Wrote this during a year where I wasn’t too thrilled with getting older.  So, I was calling it my ‘not dead’ day.  Still have these moments at times since my birthday always comes and goes.  There’s this middle period of life where birthdays don’t feel important.  Too old to be excited about another year, but too young to be happy about making it.)

Another year has passed

Dodging death’s embrace

Celebrating my survival

In a lethal world

I have defeated

All diseases that took hold

Avoided accidents

From work and home

No phantom failing

Of essential parts

Evil acts of God and man

Have passed me by

Today I reap the prize

A precious cake

Of my request

Branded with my name

This is my reward

For not dying this last year

Happy birthday to me

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Best of 2023 #5: The Blue Whale

(This was originally posted on January 8th, 2023.)

I was trying to decide on the first animal post of 2023.  Took a while before I realized that I should start with the gentle giant: Blue Whale.

These whales can grow from 80 to 100 feet with the record being 108 feet.  They can weigh from 100,000 to 150,000 pounds.  Their tongue alone weighs about as much as a full-grown elephant.  A blue whale’s heart alone can be 400 pounds and it may only beat twice per minute when the animal is submerged.  They start off big too with newborn calves being 8,800 pounds and 26 feet long.  Blue whales have one of the fastest growth rates in the animal kingdom at 200 pounds per day.

One thing about the blue whale is that it feeds on one of the small animals.  Blue whales have baleen, which are filter-like ‘teeth’ in their mouths.  They move through the ocean and the water goes through the baleen.  The hairs catch the tiny food, which is then swallowed by a throat that is the size of a dinner plate.  In other words, a blue whale would choke on a human.  They eat nearly 9,000 pounds of krill a day.

Blue whales are the loudest animals on the planet too.  Their calls can be heard by others from up to 1,000 miles away.  They hit a decibel level of 188.  To compare, a jet engine comes in at 140 decibels.  Blue whales can call at a very low frequency as well.  Their range here is 8-25 hertz.  The songs vary by population groups too.  Studies have shown that there is a decline in tonal frequency, which may be due to an increase in populations . . . That brings us to everyone’s favorite part.

The blue whale is considered endangered, but it’s population is slowly increasing.  They gestate for 10-12 months, which means they don’t give birth very often.  This doesn’t easily offset the damage that was done by its top predator, which isn’t the orca.  Yes, orcas do hunt blue whales, but human whaling in the past decimated the blue whales.  They used to be untouchable until someone invented those huge harpoon guns.  This brought them from 350,000 to the current number of 25,000, which is slowly increasing.  People wanted their oil back in the day, but they’ve been protected since 1966.  Currently, they are still in danger from being struck by large shipping vessels and pollution.

Let’s go to the pictures and videos:

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