Tag Archives: humor

Four eBooks for 99 Cents Each!

Posted on October 30, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is the Eve of All Hallows Eve, so I should be talking about horror and pushing my horror novella.  Instead, I’ve realized that not everyone likes to be scared.  After all, not every child dresses up as a monster.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Editing Haiku: A Six Poem Series

Posted on October 29, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

First Run I think this is funI get to fix my mistakes And witness the whole * Second Run Second times the charm I will focus on the tale Sanding the edges * Third Run Starting to wear down Even … Continue reading →

Posted in Poems | Tagged , , , , , , , | 33 Comments

Cinematic Pet Peeves

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

My friend, John W. Howell, is a funny man and made a post today about what not to do when on a movie date.  I got to thinking about my movie pet peeves.  So, upon request, I’m going to make … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 50 Comments

Tales from College: No! Not Perkins!

Posted on October 3, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Whenever I’m hungry late at night, I remember this event. In freshman year of college, we had a few places we went to for emergency meals.  One of them was Perkins, which was open late and in walking distance of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | 70 Comments

The Shire’s on Fire DDR Mix by Greg (And Kind of Me)

Posted on September 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Way back in 2002, I wrote a funny ‘song’ called ‘The Shire’s On Fire’.  My friend Greg and I have odd conversations that lead to bizarre stuff.  This was one and I sent the ‘song’ to him.  I lost my … Continue reading →

Posted in Poems, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 41 Comments

Hot Sauce Party! (Tales from Real Life)

Posted on September 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Years ago, my best friend from first grade (Kevin) threw a Hot Sauce Party.  It was pot luck where everyone had to bring a hot sauce for a tasting game.  Originally, I had a family gathering and was going to … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 47 Comments

Gearing Up for Thievery

Posted on September 20, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

So, you’re about to set out for a life of fantasy thief crime.  Well, you’re going to need a lot of gear.  Unlike warriors, you can’t get away with armor, sword, and shield.  It’s a long list of items you’re … Continue reading →

Posted in Olde Shoppe Stories | Tagged , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Insert Witty Title that . . . uh . . . Blech

Posted on September 18, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

How did this befall me? When I barely left the house Could I have caught it at the doctor? While my son remains untouched NyQuil will be my ally This sweating is a pain Throbbing headache Yet no body pain … Continue reading →

Posted in Poems | Tagged , , , , , | 20 Comments

The Stereotypes of Thieves

Posted on September 18, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

On Monday, I noted a few thief stereotypes that bugged me.  I will admit that I probably do them too, but that just makes me a hypocrite.  I’m pretty sure a lot of authors hate reading something and use it … Continue reading →

Posted in Thoughts | Tagged , , , , , , , | 19 Comments

100 Haiku for the Gamer’s Thumbs: 13-16

Posted on September 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Where All the Mighty Will Fall The fate of all games After they have run their course Dropping to ten bucks* Fresh Face Upon the Gamer Coil All of us have been First time gamer in the room Before we … Continue reading →

Posted in 100 Haikus for the Gamer's Thumbs | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments