Writing a Fiction Book Blurb

by Stephen Geez The blurb is your novel’s sales pitch. Separate from a short “tagline,” the blurb tends to run 50-200 words. It will appear in the …

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Happy Read a Book Day!

Today is ‘Read a Book Day’!  Didn’t know this holiday existed, but it’s definitely a hobby that people should try out.  Let’s not be specific about books too.  Sure, you have novels and tomes.  You also have manga, short stories, and comic books.  As long as you’re reading something, I say it counts.  Let’s include audiobooks too since it’s a weekday and people have work or school.

So, what’s your favorite book that you’ve read multiple times?  (For me, it’s ‘Ender’s Game’ by Orson Scott Card.)

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Poetry Day: Magic Beans

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(Not really sure where this one came from.  Darwin is mentioned, but it has nothing to do with his story.)

Darwin had a bag of beans

Each with a special gift

The red beans made him super strong

The green beans made him tall

The blue beans made him like a fish

The yellow beans gave him wings

The orange beans would keep him warm

The purple beans made him full

The white beans turned him into gas

The brown beans forged his skin of stone

The pink beans gave him icy breath

The black beans made him Death

He used these beans to survive his trials

And cause mischief in his wake

For the owner of the magic beans

Is cursed to never sleep

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Happy National Wildlife Day!

The title says it all.  It’s National Wildlife Day, so here are some fun pictures about it.  Also, what is your favorite animal?  I’m always torn between tigers, wolves, and red pandas.  Depends on my mood.

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Guest Post – Sally G Cronin – #newbook – Size Always Matters

Most people who write books do not need to be introduced to Sally Cronin. Sally supports Indy authors and does a terrific job helping authors get …

Guest Post – Sally G Cronin – #newbook – Size Always Matters
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Teaser Tuesday: Everthorne the Northern Sister City

Teasers have returned!  Here is an excerpt from The Merchant of Nevra Coil.  Called Everthorne, this is the northern Sister City and sits in a very difficult region.  A briar forest to the south, icy expanses to the east, swamplands to the west, and a craggy shore to the north.  Yet, it sits in a comfortable weather zone.  It has a lot of trouble though, which you’ll get to see more of in the book.

Cover art by Jason Pedersen

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Brenda’s Barbeque Buyout Boutique: Grill ‘Em!

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Welcome to our end of season sale!  All of our grills are discounted and can come in any reasonable shape you want.  The only choice you have to make is size and the method by which it cooks.  We even have vegetarian and vegan additions that will eliminate all non-desired food placed on the grill.  Same can be done with allergies.  Why do we do this?  It’s because some people visit those with diet restrictions, ignore them, and take over the grill as if they are in charge.  Totally optional addition though.

Now, take a look at our small, but expansive list.

  • Gas–  The good old propane grill.  Our tanks are extra fortified to prevent leaks and punctures.  They are also self-filling through a tiny portal, which accesses our propane reserves.  This will go off when it reaches 10% capacity, but it will shut down the grill for about 30 minutes.
  • Infrared–  Using gas, a ceramic tile is heated to create more controllable thermal radiation.  The smaller cannister has the same additions as the Gas Grill.  The tiles will summon their own replacement when it is time to retire.
  • Electric–  If you don’t want gas or charcoal then we have electric.  The battery cannot recharge, but we have an automatic replacement system.  It’s a team of vultures paired with raccoons who are trained to do the work.  All you have to do is give them some of the BBQ and they’ll be happy.
  • Pellet Grill– This grill uses wood pellets and has a lot of versatility in how you cook the food.  Each purchase comes with a list of preferred woods as well as where you can buy them cheap.  The list changes as prices change.  Grill comes with a splinter warning and removal system just in case.

The rest are all charcoal grills, but different styles.  You can use any charcoal that you wish, but we do have a brand that burns slower.  It means your charcoal will last longer and save you money.

  • Brazier–  A standard grill with a wire rack over the charcoal.  These all have a button you can press for intense heat, which cleans the rack.  Any food that falls through the grating is lost, but summons a helper goblin to make sure it doesn’t happen again.  They won’t touch the food because they ate the lost piece.  Many people sacrifice a piece just to get the help because some goblins arrive with special sauce.
  • Kettle–  This sphere-shaped grill is similar to the Brazier model, but doesn’t come with a goblin.  Instead, it has a perfectly shaped cover, which can be made transparent by the turning of a dial.  This allows you to check the progress of your cooking without losing heat.  Larger models have a switch that will flip food to cook both sides.
  • American Hibachi– Unlike the Japanese version that only warms food, these small grills will cook food.  They can be folded to a size that will fit in a shoebox and can be cleaned by shaking it in its compact form.  This grill comes with tools made exactly to its size, which can be kept in a side compartment.
  • Tandoor–  This is a more advanced grill made of clay and shaped to look like a vase.  It can use wood or charcoal.  A timer/thermometer is built into the tandoor grill, which will eject the skewered meat when cooked to your programmed desire.  This grill comes with a robot designed to catch the flying food.
  • Gravity-Fed– Nothing special or magical about this type of grill.  It’s just really interesting and cool.
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First words: famous first lines #readingcommunity #storyempire

Have you met the new Story Empire team? Hi SEers, I hope you are all well and enjoying the change in season. It’s Robbie with you today and here in …

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The Giant Anteater: Tougher Than I Thought

I’ve had the giant anteater on my list of potential animal posts for a while.  It was actually the whole anteater family, which is why it was going to take longer to put together.  Then, I started learning about how the giant anteater isn’t as gentle as I believed.  In fact, it can be downright aggressive.  So, I’m going to focus on it with the usual conservation status and list of facts.

First, what is a giant anteater?  These are big, hairy creatures found in Central and South America.  From the name, you can tell that they eat ants as well as termites.  They usually have a black and gray fur pattern with a really big tail.  A giant anteater’s long snout helps with getting it’s long tongue to its underground meals.  Rounding out the physical descriptions, we have really big and sharp claws.

The giant anteater is listed as vulnerable to extinct throughout its territory.  This means it has been wiped out of some areas, but it lives and struggles in others.  The main cause is the destruction and segmentation of its habitat.  Much of the grasslands they live in have been turned into pastures for cash crops.  The remaining areas are divided by roads and giant anteaters aren’t very good at looking both ways before they cross.  Roads also split up populations and can lead to shallow gene pools.  I find this interesting because it’s the first time I heard about this issue, but it’s probably fairly common.

So, what are some giant anteater facts?

  • They can be from 6-7 feet long with males being slightly heavier than females.
  • While their territories do overlap, they are solitary outside of breeding and mothers caring for their children.
  • They live in grasslands and rainforests.
  • Giant anteaters have their iconic snouts and sticky tongues, which are long and narrow to get into ant and termite homes.
  • Their tongues are 2 feet long and is only 0.4-0.6 inches at its thickest point
  • Their claws are big and sharp to help them dig into their prey’s home.  This works very well for termite mounds, which are very strong.
  • They can eat 30,000 insects per day.
  • Giant Anteaters do not have teeth.
  • They have poor eyesight, but their sense of smell is 40x that of humans.
  • They get water by licking wet vegetation with their tongue.
  • If they are threatened, they will bellow and stand on their hind legs to swipe at their enemy with their claws.
  • Giant anteaters are typically diurnal, but will become nocturnal if there is a large human presence.
  • Their bushy tail helps to confuse predators because it makes them unsure of which end is the front.  Choose the wrong one and you can get a claw to your belly.
  • Baby anteaters ride on their mother’s backs for around 6 months.
  • They have one of the lowest body temperatures of any mammal at 91 Fahrenheit (32.7 Celsius).
  • Giant anteaters can kill pumas, jaguars, and humans if threatened.

Now for the pictures and videos, which people always enjoy.

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Goal Post: Back to Work And No More Play

I’m actually writing this on Thursday night because I’ll be busy Friday and Saturday.  The former has me waking up early to drive an hour and spend the day binge-watching a show with a friend.  This has become an end of summer tradition before the school year starts and we go back to work.  Bagels, vegan Chinese food, light drinks, and just all around goofing off.  Going to be a lot of fun, but will leave me tired on Saturday when I’m determined to work on a non-writing project.

I might as well dive into what that project is.  I’m trying to put together as much of my son’s Halloween costume as possible.  A lot of sewing is involved and I have very little idea what I’m doing.  Took time on Wednesday and Thursday to watch videos on how to knot the thread, sew, and tie it off.  For some reason, I keep messing up, but I managed to get some of the pieces put together.  The difficulty is with the shirt where I have to attach stuff and make sure I don’t sew the whole thing together.  Need to have it hanging from the hat rack to make life easier.  Using ribbons to hide my stitching and I’m going to fight to be neater with those.  My plan is to finish as much as I can today and be able to finish once my son is here to act as a model.  With any luck, I’ll switch back to being an author by Sunday or Monday.

Darwin & the Demon Game has been printed for months, so it’s good to go as soon as I get some time.  My work schedule might give me 30 minutes or so to edit if I have the energy.  My hope is to get the hand edits done by the 2 week holiday break, which will give me time to type it all in.  Start 2025 with editing Darwin & the Beast Collector and I might be getting to Darwin & the Joy Path by next summer.  This editing project is taking a lot longer than I expected, but life is crazy this year.  I’m also being rather meticulous.  If I get any sense that a detail isn’t right, I’ll mark it and spend 10-15 minutes checking the previous books to confirm consistency.  So, this isn’t to edit books so much as the entire series so far and get everything settled for the next volume.

Oh yeah, I was in Oswego for the beginning of the week.  Clearly, I made it up there and back in one piece.  Spent a lot of time with friends, especially those who recently added a little baby.  So cute.  Went to a party, hung out, and helped with a few things before I went to have dinner with another friend.  Add in a few Pokemon Go outings and I didn’t get as much writing done as I expected.  I imagined staying in my room for most of the day with my notebook, but it was only 2-3 hours in the morning and maybe 2 at night.  Kept getting phone calls at night from other friends, which delayed me tackling the project I set my sights on.

‘Phi Beta Files’ isn’t done as far as outlining.  The first 2 books have been prepared and this took longer than expected.  Well, the 1st just needed extra characters and locations.  The 2nd one required repeatedly reading through my previous notes and creating the best short story chronology.  It gave even more difficult with the 3rd book, which I only did the story order for.  I’m an idiot for not realizing the 4 main characters having to split up for separate adventures meant 4 sets of ‘book only’ supporting characters and locations.  I was going to tinker with it more at work, but I wasn’t the only one showing up extra early.  I might take advantage of the classroom being empty and work in there some mornings when I have the energy.  Be nice if I can get this done by the end of the year too.

Totally unassociated with the writing part of the trip, I made it up to Oswego, NY in time to visit this snack shop.  They get treats from other countries like Brazil, Japan, Mexico, China, etc.  I’m talking flavors of candies and chips that we don’t get here.  Definitely going to order from them at times because what I got was great:

  • Passionfruit Snickers (DELICIOUS!)
  • Strawberry Snickers
  • Strawberry Shortcake KitKats
  • Golden (Caramel) KitKats
  • Ruffles Chips that smell and taste like Outback Steakhouse Babyback Ribs
  • Lays Chips that smell and taste like lemon garlic chicken

All great purchases and I really wish the place opened on Monday or early enough for me to swing by before leaving on Tuesday.  Oh well, there will be other times because I’m thinking of making this a yearly trip for visiting friends and getting away.  It was relaxing before returning to school and work.  Be nice to bring my son up again too, but a solo trip once a year would be good as well.  Helps that there are friends in the area, so I have people to hang out with.

The coming week is when school and work begin.  Technically, I started already with our conferences.  My students arrive on Tuesday for a new bell schedule, so we’re going to see how things go.  I’m considering picking up a few protein shakes for lunches instead of making something.  Just in case it’s harder to get my break than usual.  Rice bowls take a while to prep and I’m not really digging the wraps and salads any more.  My lunch is fairly late in the day too, so I don’t know how hungry I’ll be and I don’t want to have little appetite for dinner.  I’ll take some time these weekend to get a few and stuff for rice bowls like tofu and a pineapple.  At least my son’s lunch situation is thought up with ramen, mac & cheese, sandwiches, pizza rolls, and possibly chicken corn chowder.  Kid has a great menu to choose from during what’s going to be a rough year.

Goals of the week?

  1. Finish sewing the costume.
  2. Start editing Darwin & the Demon Game OR tackle ‘Phi Beta Files’.
  3. Get back to work.
  4. Sleep!
  5. Can’t Pokemon for exercise.
  6. Food shop for lunches and future dinners when I’m on my own.
  7. Order remaining costume parts I can’t make myself.
  8. Maybe some Lego time.
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