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Steven’s Store for Selling Stores: Not Great with the Names

Posted on January 25, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the Store Store!  What is it you’re looking for?  An explanation might be able to clear things up.  You see, we supply everything you need to make a store.  These are in high demand these days and our … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Merchandise Mart: We Have More Than Bookmarks

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the only place that provides authors with the merchandising choices of their dreams.  We don’t even charge real money.  Oh, we’ll get to that part near the end because you don’t want to ruin the surprise.  Now, what … Continue reading →

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Trevor’s Treasure Hoard Bonanza

Posted on December 5, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Have too much money for a wallet, piggy bank, mattress, or mundane safe?  Then you’ve come to the right place.  Our expert contractors can creature the treasure vault of your dreams.  If not your dreams then those of your favorite … Continue reading →

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Larry the Lunatic’s Amusement Park Supply Store

Posted on September 21, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome one and . . . Well, there’s only one of you.  First, I need to make sure you have the proper licenses and paperwork.  We can’t be selling our stock to people who don’t have the space.  It’s just … Continue reading →

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Paprika’s Poison Provider: No Residue Guaranteed

Posted on September 12, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little hole in the wall and here is your complimentary antidote. What does it go to? Well, that’s something you have to figure out on your own. We don’t bother labeling the extras or returns, so enjoy … Continue reading →

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The Author Hideaway Dealership: WiFi Not Always Included

Posted on August 10, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to . . . Oh, I see you’re in a rush, so I’ll get right to the pitch.  We provide authors with private locations that they can escape to after periods of stress.  These can be for work or … Continue reading →

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Carla’s Catering: Non-Human Customers Only

Posted on July 18, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome and don’t mind the mess.  We just finished getting an order out for a goblin prom, so there are plucked feathers everywhere.  Chickens?  No, it was all ratites like ostrichs, emus, and one really psychotic kiwi.  You don’t want … Continue reading →

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Paul’s Pizza Platter Plateau: The Soda Machine Is Working Now

Posted on June 1, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the Pizza Platter Plateau.  Hope the climb wasn’t too rough since we’ve had a few bandit issues lately.  They only take enough for a large pie and that’s if they can’t dumpster dive.  We had a security guard, … Continue reading →

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Lorry’s Lair Rental Bonanza Blitz . . . Every Death Volcano Must Go!

Posted on May 18, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the biggest sale of the year.  Well, it’s our only sale of the year because we’re only open for a week.  Since we only do rentals, there’s no point in staying open and wasting money.  This system keeps … Continue reading →

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Timmy’s Casket Emporium: For All Your Six Feet Under Needs

Posted on April 6, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to . . . Oh, one of your kind.  Sorry, but things always get complicated when vampires come looking.  Humans get the standard things like pillows, colorful decorations, fancy woods, televisions on the inside of the lid, and minibars … Continue reading →

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