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Sal’s Sea Serpent Shop: Not All Products Are Elongated

Posted on June 7, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome!  Give me a minute to close the tank because the morning shipment is being a little rowdy.  There we go.  So, you’re in the market for a sea monster?  I know it says serpent on the sign, but we … Continue reading →

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Trevor’s Treasure Hoard Bonanza

Posted on December 5, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Have too much money for a wallet, piggy bank, mattress, or mundane safe?  Then you’ve come to the right place.  Our expert contractors can creature the treasure vault of your dreams.  If not your dreams then those of your favorite … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Doll Shoppe: Possession Only Upon Request

Posted on November 8, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little corner of the marketplace!  I assure you that we carry only the highest quality supplies when it comes to making the perfect doll.  Yes, we have that joke about possession, but only because we know somebody … Continue reading →

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Ye Fresh Grocer

Posted on June 10, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to ‘Ye Fresh Grocer’ where everything is fresh and delicious.  All products are replaced after three days.  We either donate them to charity or feed them to the goat packs that prowl the night.  Actually, that reminds me of … Continue reading →

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Welcome to Henchman Emporium!

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome, potential evildoer, to the store where we have minions, lackeys, henchmen, fodder, and whatever other human resources you need.  You’re not a cop or a hero in disguise, are you?  Of course not.  The dogs would have already torn … Continue reading →

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Read Tuesday is Still Going Strong!

Posted on December 10, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to READ TUESDAY. This blog post draws attention to the first ever READ TUESDAY sale. Mad scientist Chris McMullen is responsible. He’s hoping to build a death-ray – one he can use on that arch-villain, Illiteracy.    Anyway, I … Continue reading →

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READ TUESDAY HAS BEGUN! START YOUR BOOK BUYING!

Posted on December 10, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

The new sale event is here!  Buy from an array of free and discounted books! At these prices you can easily satisfy the book lovers on your Christmas list. Check out the Pinterest Catalog and choose your adventures! (Self Promotion: … Continue reading →

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Tech Support Morning

Posted on June 30, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

My laptop is a Dell from 2006.  I know, it’s a travesty that I’m still using it.  Well, it was doing good for a while.  Then, I put new virus and spyware checkers on it that killed the speed.  After … Continue reading →

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