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Ye’s Olde Magic Shoppe (On the corner of Dragon Avenue and Peacock Lane)

Posted on March 19, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to Ye’s Olde Magic Shoppe!  I’m Ye, owner and former sorcerer.  So, what can I get you?  Why did I quit magic and open a shop?  I’m not legally allowed to answer that question.  So, what is young wizard … Continue reading →

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Legends of Windemere: Family of the Tri-Rune! On Sale Now!

Posted on March 16, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Legends of Windemere: Family of the Tri-Rune has Arrived!!! Buy it Here for $2.99! Book Blurb: The magical adventure continues after Luke Callindor and his friends recover from their battles in Haven. Nyx still has nightmares about casting the genocide … Continue reading →

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Book Tag Day!

Posted on March 3, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

I’ve been tagged!  This is an author-based tag that is kind of fun and John W. Howell tagged me.  Check out his excellent thriller: John J. Cannon successful San Francisco lawyer takes a leave of absence from the firm and … Continue reading →

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Brain Hecklers

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Inner Heckler–  He’s trying to write again. Mental Heckler–  I know.  I already started in on the beer we stored by the amygdala.  It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. Inner Heckler–  Why does he keep doing this?  … Continue reading →

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Distractions from the Plot or Character Building?

Posted on January 29, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

An odd topic in writing that appears from time to time (I’m told) is the side quest.  These are momentary events that a hero will get involved in, which takes them away from the main plot.  These are different from … Continue reading →

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A Fun Fantasy Series to Break In Your New Kindle

Posted on December 25, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Did you get a Kindle for Christmas? If so then I’m betting you’re chomping at the bit to start filling it with books.  One of the greatest things about owning a Kindle is that it opens the door to many … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas from Windemere

Posted on December 25, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Luke– How are we supposed to do this? Kira– I think we all say ‘Merry Christmas’ at the same time. Sari–  Okay!  One the count of- Fizzle– What Chr . . . is it? Aedyn– It is an important religious, … Continue reading →

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Cover Reveal for Retail Memories: When Customers Attack

Posted on December 20, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This awesome cover is brought to you by the very talented Danielle Taylor! The publishing debut by Papi Z from The Literary Syndicate! Retail Memories: When Customers Attack is a highly fictionalized memoir of Papi Z’s retail years. Filled with … Continue reading →

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The Parts of Sexy Fantasy

Posted on December 19, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Originally, I was going to write my opinion on how to write a seductive, sexy character in fantasy fiction.  I’m not an expert on this, but it’s a topic that the debut of Sari has prompted me to think about.  … Continue reading →

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I Wish to Write a Poem

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I wish to write a poem An act I rarely do Since life became a race My brain aches When I stretch for subject No clue on what to rhyme Not that I ever do So today I try to … Continue reading →

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