Tag Archives: humor

Gods ‘R Us: Deities for Your Every Need

Posted on May 20, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to Gods ‘R Us!  We have all the deities you need.  Sorry about the stairs, but our products need to be kept in high altitudes.  What do we do about the water gods?  Well, we have a really big … Continue reading →

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Party in the Caster Swamp

Posted on May 16, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

The Lich– Do we have a question to work with here? General Vile– I believe we are supposed to discuss being villains and our various motivations. Trinity– There aren’t many of us here.  The big boys were told to stay … Continue reading →

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Welcome to Henchman Emporium!

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome, potential evildoer, to the store where we have minions, lackeys, henchmen, fodder, and whatever other human resources you need.  You’re not a cop or a hero in disguise, are you?  Of course not.  The dogs would have already torn … Continue reading →

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Languages of Windemere by the Characters

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Luke-  So everyone in Windemere speaks English, which we call Tradespeak, right? Fizzle-  Fizzle speak differently, so other tongues exist. Fritz-  There are moments where it’s mentioned that people are speaking in other languages and a translator is around.  Other … Continue reading →

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Welcome to ‘The Pen Is . . .’

Posted on April 30, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome, good customer, to The Pen Is!  Why do people keep laughing at our name?  It’s part of a great saying and fits what we do here very well.  Do we sell pens?  Of course, but that’s only part of … Continue reading →

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From the Vault: I Love You . . . But

Posted on April 29, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

I love you, dearest. And I found a surgery for your bald spot. I love you, honey. And I chose a diet for you to use. I love you, sweetie. And I found a medicine for your sweaty pits. I … Continue reading →

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Family of the Tri-Rune on ‘That Part Where’!

Posted on April 15, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

First, I’m going to be a rarity for at least today.  Working by iPhone makes it a challenge to comment on blogs with long responses and I’m starting off exhausted.  So, I’m posting about this early. Family of the Tri-Rune … Continue reading →

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Family of the Tri-Rune Blog Tour Day 9

Posted on April 9, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

First, a big thank you to everyone who has wished me a Happy Birthday and has helped with promoting the books today.  The following are the 3 bloggers/authors who are part of the big tour, so I hope you give … Continue reading →

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The Draconic Griffin Academy of Magic Arts and Swordplay

Posted on April 5, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Professor Peryton-  Welcome to class.  Where did we leave off? Marcus- You were telling us about how Daniel needs to learn how to listen or he’ll be eaten by a Trap Ghoul. Professor-  That wasn’t what I meant.  Where is … Continue reading →

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Family of the Tri-Rune Blog Tour Day 5

Posted on April 5, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

We have 3 amazing volunteers today, so let’s get right into! I don’t even know where to start with this one because the woman behind Memoirs of a Dilettante wows me with every post.  From her posts about writing to … Continue reading →

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