Tag Archives: humor

Ye Olde Monster Lab

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to . . . please don’t touch the cobwebs.  We spent a lot of time getting those to look just right and we have enough trouble with the spiders trying to fix them.  Those poison-spewing bastards think they own … Continue reading →

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The Silly Things He Says

Posted on October 6, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

This is kicking off a week of ‘Son Stories’.  Starting with some of the silly things he’s said: “No pictures!  We go now!  Stop taking pictures!  We keep going!  Bye!” (Grandparents & Mommy fell behind during first zoo trip. “Daddy?  … Continue reading →

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The Ending Emporium

Posted on September 30, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the Ending Emporium where you can find the perfect ending to your story.  If you started at my sister’s Beginning Bazaar then you’re eligible for our 15% epilogue discount.  No, we’re not associated with the Midpoint Market, but … Continue reading →

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Do You Want to Be in a Movie, Luke Callindor?

Posted on August 1, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Luke Callindor–  Who’s at the top of this post? Timoran Wrath–  A vigilante from a comic book and the author has been waiting all week to put into a post.  This is the final day of this topic, so it … Continue reading →

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Goofy Fun Inspired by Readfulthings

Posted on July 16, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Last Tuesday, Ionia Martin of Readfulthings did a fun game that involved finishing a paragraph/scenario with a book, movie, or TV quote.  It was a lot of fun and we thought we’d try it here. I’m going to write a … Continue reading →

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Top 10 What Not to do When Writing with a Toddler Around

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

This is the 53rd edition of What Not to Do, which is a great weekly series done by the great John W. Howell.  This week I’ve been permitted to join in the fun. This list will appear on Legends of … Continue reading →

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Wedding Palace: If You Have the Vows, We Have the Wows

Posted on June 18, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome young lovers to Wedding Palace, the store with all of your magical wedding needs. Is this for a party or quick vows before running away from an evil wizard?  I warn you that the fast lane is a little … Continue reading →

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The Fabulous Feast Of Prince Profundus Vorago (Finale)

Posted on June 12, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Our pastry chefs have made desserts of all sorts They have cookies and brownies and cinnamon torts. Assorted colors and tastes all sweet to the buds. Especially the cream puffs that are bigger than spuds. Peach-stuffed strudel and an amazing … Continue reading →

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The Fabulous Feast Of Prince Profundus Vorago (Part 4)

Posted on June 12, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

The next dish is from the deepest of seas. A lobster so big it brought fishermen to their knees. This dish was a trial that required a vote To boil it in the pool or use part of the moat. … Continue reading →

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The Fabulous Feast Of Prince Profundus Vorago (Part 3)

Posted on June 12, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Our first meal of meat has come out of the kitchen. It is a roast fowl that is juicier than chicken. The bird has eight legs that glisten with meat That has been cooked with intense red heat. I heard … Continue reading →

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