Author Archives: Charles Yallowitz

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.

Poetry Day: Around and Round the Medicine Bush

Posted on April 21, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

(This was heavily inspired by one of my favorite books growing up.  Dr. Seuss’s ‘You’re Only Old Once’ had a part called the Pill Drill.  I loved it as a kid even though I didn’t know what it meant.  It … Continue reading →

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Check This Out: Moonwalking

Posted on April 21, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

Put on your ’80s going-to-the-mall clothes! With me on the blog is the awesome and prolific Lyn Miller-Lachmann (left), who is here to discuss … Check This Out: Moonwalking

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Some Ways that Could Help with Anxiety

Posted on April 20, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

The last 2 years hasn’t done my anxiety any good.  Normally, I’d avoid doing a big post about it because I keep getting told to not make it public.  Yet, I think I should do something to help others in … Continue reading →

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Happy Wear Pajamas to Work Day! (Curl Up at Your Desk with a $2.99 eBook!)

Posted on April 19, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

What better way to celebrate this holiday than with a book titled Legends of Windemere: Sleeper of the Wildwood Fugue?

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The Magical Egg Dying Shop: You Will Leave with Glitter

Posted on April 18, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our magical egg dying shop on the only day of the year that we’re actually open.  I mean, what other time of year would you bother doing this?  Don’t worry about space because we have enough to cover … Continue reading →

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Happy Easter Funnies

Posted on April 17, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

I made a funny post for the Jews, so now it’s time for the Christians.  Really wasn’t much that didn’t involve that rabbit.  At this point, I assume this holiday is about the return of God’s beloved pet bunny.  The … Continue reading →

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Goal Post: A Few Days into Spring Break

Posted on April 16, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

(Love this song.  Though, it’s messing with my head a bit.  Keeps giving me odd blips of nostalgia and old memories if I let my mind wander to it.) Where to start?  A lot has happened since my last goal … Continue reading →

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Yearly Tradition: Passover Memes

Posted on April 15, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

It’s that time of year again.  Thankfully, my birthday doesn’t fall on Passover this year, so I don’t have to be that angry.  Matzah still gets old fast and there never seems to be enough Passover candy in the house.  … Continue reading →

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Poetry Day: Aquarium of Montgomery Drawlls

Posted on April 14, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

(This is a silly poem I made about an aquarium with unique creatures.  I would make poems like this just to flex my imagination.  It’s similar to Bestiary of Blatherhorn Vale, which I made years ago.) If you find yourself … Continue reading →

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Inanimate Objects with Personality

Posted on April 13, 2022 by Charles Yallowitz

I was going to do a ‘Ye Olde Boat Shoppe’ until my son and I reached a specific episode of the anime called ‘One Piece’.  I’d already chosen the Going Merry picture, but this episode focused on her.  If anyone … Continue reading →

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