Tag Archives: humor

Party in the Caster Swamp

The Lich– Do we have a question to work with here? General Vile– I believe we are supposed to discuss being villains and our various motivations. Trinity– There aren’t many of us here.  The big boys were told to stay … Continue reading

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Welcome to Henchman Emporium!

Welcome, potential evildoer, to the store where we have minions, lackeys, henchmen, fodder, and whatever other human resources you need.  You’re not a cop or a hero in disguise, are you?  Of course not.  The dogs would have already torn … Continue reading

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Languages of Windemere by the Characters

Luke-  So everyone in Windemere speaks English, which we call Tradespeak, right? Fizzle-  Fizzle speak differently, so other tongues exist. Fritz-  There are moments where it’s mentioned that people are speaking in other languages and a translator is around.  Other … Continue reading

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Welcome to ‘The Pen Is . . .’

Welcome, good customer, to The Pen Is!  Why do people keep laughing at our name?  It’s part of a great saying and fits what we do here very well.  Do we sell pens?  Of course, but that’s only part of … Continue reading

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From the Vault: I Love You . . . But

I love you, dearest. And I found a surgery for your bald spot. I love you, honey. And I chose a diet for you to use. I love you, sweetie. And I found a medicine for your sweaty pits. I … Continue reading

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Family of the Tri-Rune on ‘That Part Where’!

First, I’m going to be a rarity for at least today.  Working by iPhone makes it a challenge to comment on blogs with long responses and I’m starting off exhausted.  So, I’m posting about this early. Family of the Tri-Rune … Continue reading

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Family of the Tri-Rune Blog Tour Day 9

First, a big thank you to everyone who has wished me a Happy Birthday and has helped with promoting the books today.  The following are the 3 bloggers/authors who are part of the big tour, so I hope you give … Continue reading

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The Draconic Griffin Academy of Magic Arts and Swordplay

Professor Peryton-  Welcome to class.  Where did we leave off? Marcus- You were telling us about how Daniel needs to learn how to listen or he’ll be eaten by a Trap Ghoul. Professor-  That wasn’t what I meant.  Where is … Continue reading

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Family of the Tri-Rune Blog Tour Day 5

We have 3 amazing volunteers today, so let’s get right into! I don’t even know where to start with this one because the woman behind Memoirs of a Dilettante wows me with every post.  From her posts about writing to … Continue reading

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From the Vault: Magic Beans

Darwin had a bag of beans Each with a special gift The red beans made him super strong The green beans made him tall The blue beans made him like a fish The yellow beans gave him wings The orange … Continue reading

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