From the Vault: I Love You . . . But

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I love you, dearest.
And I found a surgery for your bald spot.

I love you, honey.
And I chose a diet for you to use.

I love you, sweetie.
And I found a medicine for your sweaty pits.

I love you, snookums.
And I picked out your new hairstyle.

I love you, cuddly bear.
And I bought you strips for your snoring.

I love you without fail.
I just need to make some adjustments.

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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18 Responses to From the Vault: I Love You . . . But

  1. Ha ha I like this!! It’s so true lol. πŸ™‚


  2. sknicholls says:

    I was guilty of providing prompts for Greg to make positive changes in his life because he was telling me that he wanted to make them. Then, even though I spoke in a whisper, he would say I was yelling at him. Then I realized, he was just venting like we all do, and didn’t need any prompting…he could get there at his own pace without my suggestion. If he wants three bowls of ice cream covered in maple syrup, but has outgrown his t-shirts. I just get him new ones in X-large. He doesn’t like X-large…but I don’t say anything as a place the old ones into the bag for AMVETS.


  3. Kirsten says:

    This sounds very familiar! lol I think we do this more often than we should! Great one!!


  4. Resa says:

    “lol”… I have a bald spot!


  5. Wow, I love this although some of these hit home for me. πŸ™‚


  6. If only there were no buts in love… πŸ™‚


  7. Ellespeth says:

    πŸ™‚ This is funny…


  8. L. Marie says:

    That’s awesome!!! πŸ˜€


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