Tag Archives: store

Sal’s Sublime Submarine Supermarket!

So, you’re looking to journey to the depths of our world!  Not the rocky ones, but the watery ones that have plenty of critters to haunt your nightmares.  Well, since you’re lacking gills and fins, you’ve come to the right … Continue reading

Posted in Olde Shoppe Stories | Tagged , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Matilda’s Music Box MegaMart: Free Earplugs with Each Purchase

Welcome to where your music box needs are met.  I’m sure you traveled a long path to reach our store.  That’s because Google Maps has you go through three states to reach us, which is an improvement over Mapquest plunging … Continue reading

Posted in Olde Shoppe Stories | Tagged , , , , , , | 16 Comments

Mary’s Magnificent Muse Mart: Trade-Ins Only on Thursday

Come on in and put on a toga to join in the ambiance.  It isn’t mandatory and you can put it over your clothes.  Judging from the eye twitches, I’d say you’re an artist with either a deadline or more … Continue reading

Posted in Olde Shoppe Stories | Tagged , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Barbarian Bazaar: All Products Come in Bulk

So you want to be a barbarian.  Well, you have the size for it and that intimidating stare is chilling.  Still, you need the attitude and ferocity that comes with controlling a churning rage that has been kept under control … Continue reading

Posted in Olde Shoppe Stories | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Post Revisited- Welcome to ‘The Pen Is . . .’

This originally went live on April 30th, 2014.  A lot of fun to write.  Think it was one of the earlier ‘Olde Shoppe’ skits. Welcome, good customer, to The Pen Is!  Why do people keep laughing at our name?  It’s … Continue reading

Posted in Olde Shoppe Stories | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 16 Comments

Welcome to ‘The Pen Is . . .’

Welcome, good customer, to The Pen Is!  Why do people keep laughing at our name?  It’s part of a great saying and fits what we do here very well.  Do we sell pens?  Of course, but that’s only part of … Continue reading

Posted in Olde Shoppe Stories | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 51 Comments