Tag Archives: humor

Editing a Legendary Boob

Posted on March 14, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

Cracking my knuckles Before opening the next boob Time to edit Checking for flaws Elusive boob typos And foolish mistakes A push for the perfect boob That may never come Until I shed my pickiness A remnant That plagues every … Continue reading →

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Questions 3: Where Do You Go for a Laugh?

Posted on March 9, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

I always enjoy putting comedy into my books.  The categories tend to be sight gags, attempts at wit, and slapstick.  At least those are the ones I can recognize since I’m not an expert on comedy.  I like to laugh … Continue reading →

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7 Tips to Maintaining Your Break: Like I Should Talk?

Posted on March 8, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

One of the toughest things about getting a break is that you don’t always know what to do with it.  I’m not talking a vacation where everything is planned out.  Those have a schedule and act like a reward at … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Bait Shoppe: More than Worms

Posted on February 24, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

So, what are you hunting or fishing for today?  No problem if you haven’t decided since we have bundles for the undecided.  A little from column A and a little from column B will get you pretty far.  Just follow … Continue reading →

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Writing Tracking Scenes: Happens More Often than One Expects

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

We’ve all been there.  Stalking an enemy until we find the perfect chance to strike or discover their hideout.  Then the author falls asleep or gets bored and throws the entire scene into chaos. Having one character follow another can … Continue reading →

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The Lifting Lab: Airships to Order

Posted on February 17, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to . . . what do you mean this is unprecedented?  Look, I’m really busy here since airships are a new technology.  Half of what we make even lasts a month before crashing, bursting into flames, or not working. … Continue reading →

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Cassidy and Lloyd Fan Art by Kayla Matt

Posted on February 16, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

Check out these pics: Lloyd looks so happy.  What would make him even happier? Visit him for 99 cents in CHASING BEDLAM!

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Spontaneous Cover Reveal: Chasing Bedlam

Posted on February 12, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

This just in.  Kind of speaks for itself.  Though it won’t have the blue and desktop parts.  I’m just on the verge of passing out, so wanted to share.

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Angry Hero Anonymous Meeting: Now With Glow in the Dark Nametags

Posted on February 10, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

Timoran Wrath– “I guess we are supposed to talk about our tempers.  Not really sure why I am here since I have control over mine.” Lloyd Tenay–  “Same here.  The kid can be a bit of a rager though.” Cassidy- … Continue reading →

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7 Tips to Making Friends with Lloyd Tenay: All Refunds Given in Hugs

Posted on January 27, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

It’s hard to make friends, especially when your an escaped serial killer who lives in a broken world.  Well, not so much broken, but there’s definitely a stab first and share beers later mentality.  Don’t worry because there are plenty … Continue reading →

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