Tag Archives: humor

Preparing a Fantasy Thanksgiving Dinner

Posted on November 23, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Celebrating Thanksgiving in a fantasy world?  Follow these steps for the perfect meal that promises to be delicious, affordable, and minimal on casualties. Stock up on healing potions.  These can help with the prep work, family fights, bandit raids, food … Continue reading →

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A Collection of Past Posts

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Last year, I did a theme where I have the holidays talk in a dialogue.  Think I did it twice even though I swear there was a third that I can’t find on my blog any more. Anyway, I was … Continue reading →

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7 Technology Tips for Author: Not Responsible for Sparks, Smoke, or Flames

Posted on November 16, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

We’ve already established that authors and technology can have a love/hate/loathe relationship.  As nice as we are to our machines, we work them hard and they can turn on us in an instant.  *cautiously eyes the printer*  Are there some … Continue reading →

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Teaser Tuesday: You Had to Say It!

Posted on November 15, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Back to Bedlam.  Really should try to edit this book at some point.  If I’m really going to publish this one then I need to give it at least a once over.  Let’s get on with the fun. Handing their … Continue reading →

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The Forbidden Spell Cafe: The Best of the Banned

Posted on November 11, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

You’re not a priest, are you?  We have to ask because that would get us in a lot of trouble since we aren’t dealing in regular spells.  There’s a small market for forbidden magic, but it’s still very lucrative.  First, … Continue reading →

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7 Ways to Make an Author Smile

Posted on November 4, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Being an author can be thankless at times.  You toil over your book, fatigue over edits, stress over publishing, and go nuts over promoting.  All for even one sale or a review that will make you happy.  Just something to … Continue reading →

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Fizzle’s 10 Favorite Apples of Windemere

Posted on September 30, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Fizzle want make post, but told to be happy and not sad.  Many things make Fizzle happy like friends, forest, and belly rubs.  Fizzle talk about most favorite food.  These are most delicious apples: Red Yummies–  These most common apples … Continue reading →

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7 Ways to Anger a God (Survival Not Guaranteed)

Posted on September 23, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

If you live in a world where gods and goddesses are around then you might want to know how to avoid angering them.  That isn’t this list.  Here we have 7 surefire ways to piss off a deity that has … Continue reading →

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7 Dating Tips from Delvin

Posted on September 16, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

We asked an expert to swing by and give some tips for putting romance into another genre.  He made a wrong turn and ended up in the Bedlam series, so now we’re stuck with Delvin.  Take it away, Mercenary Prince. … Continue reading →

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Breaking the Heroic Spirit

Posted on September 14, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Going hand in hand with forgiveness, Charms of the Feykin touches on the breaking of a hero’s spirit.  Betrayal, loss, helplessness, mistakes, and the whole buffet can build up to make even the most honorable champion snap.  This can be countered or … Continue reading →

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