Editing a Legendary Boob

Cover art by Jason Pedersen

Cracking my knuckles
Before opening the next boob
Time to edit
Checking for flaws
Elusive boob typos
And foolish mistakes
A push for the perfect boob
That may never come
Until I shed my pickiness
A remnant
That plagues every boob I touch
No matter how I prepare
So now I sit
To scan this boob
And toil until it bores me
Then . . .
Why is everyone laughing?

(Poem origin: An amusing typo during a chat.)

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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15 Responses to Editing a Legendary Boob

  1. L. Marie says:

    Ha!! Sad to say, this has happened to me, thanks to auto-correct.

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  2. I’ll bet that will spike your daily stats. Did you get my email?

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  3. ionia martin says:

    What a boob. But that was brilliant.

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  4. jowensauthor says:

    Hahaha! Great poem. I bet that typo earned a lot of laughs during the chat. And depending on the context of the chat, I can imagine a screenshot of it ending up on Damn You Autocorrect πŸ™‚

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