Category Archives: Olde Shoppe Stories

Matilda’s Music Box MegaMart: Free Earplugs with Each Purchase

Posted on January 8, 2020 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to where your music box needs are met.  I’m sure you traveled a long path to reach our store.  That’s because Google Maps has you go through three states to reach us, which is an improvement over Mapquest plunging … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Magnificent Muse Mart: Trade-Ins Only on Thursday

Posted on December 9, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Come on in and put on a toga to join in the ambiance.  It isn’t mandatory and you can put it over your clothes.  Judging from the eye twitches, I’d say you’re an artist with either a deadline or more … Continue reading →

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Welcome to the Robo-Depot! Buy 2 Clamp Hands and Get a Free Death Beam!

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Come on in and take a look around. We have every type of robot that you can imagine thanks to our top engineers.  First of all, I must inform you that we only deal in robots and lack the licensing … Continue reading →

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The Magical Puppy Store: Wagging Tails and More

Posted on July 8, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our grand reopening.  Had a bit of a rough period thanks to some gargantuan fleas, but we’re back in business.  Don’t worry about the big guy over there.  He’s all bark, no bite, and a little licking.  Seeing … Continue reading →

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Sal’s Sea Serpent Shop: Not All Products Are Elongated

Posted on June 7, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome!  Give me a minute to close the tank because the morning shipment is being a little rowdy.  There we go.  So, you’re in the market for a sea monster?  I know it says serpent on the sign, but we … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Bed Shoppe: Putting ‘Z’ in Salez . . . We Can’t Afford a Proofreader

Posted on May 17, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our popular bed store.  Please feel free to try any model that you want.  We have hammocks, cots, bunk beds, full, twin, queen, king, water, canopied, adjustable, futons, race cars, Murphy, trundle, air mattresses, day, sleigh, and . … Continue reading →

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Candy’s Clothing Emporium: All Garments Are Enchanted

Posted on February 8, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little corner of the shopping world.  Okay, it’s a thirty story tower with a large neon sign at the top.  I assure you that it isn’t a problem for planes because they always see it.  Now, we … Continue reading →

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Steven’s Store for Selling Stores: Not Great with the Names

Posted on January 25, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the Store Store!  What is it you’re looking for?  An explanation might be able to clear things up.  You see, we supply everything you need to make a store.  These are in high demand these days and our … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Merchandise Mart: We Have More Than Bookmarks

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the only place that provides authors with the merchandising choices of their dreams.  We don’t even charge real money.  Oh, we’ll get to that part near the end because you don’t want to ruin the surprise.  Now, what … Continue reading →

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Trevor’s Treasure Hoard Bonanza

Posted on December 5, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Have too much money for a wallet, piggy bank, mattress, or mundane safe?  Then you’ve come to the right place.  Our expert contractors can creature the treasure vault of your dreams.  If not your dreams then those of your favorite … Continue reading →

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