Tag Archives: humor

Dungeons & Dragons: A Basic Walkthrough

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’ve been asked by many people to explain Dungeons & Dragons.  I bring this game up a lot because my time in the game is the inspiration for my books.  That being said, I’m not even close to an expert.  … Continue reading →

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The Customer Is Always Right & Often Evil

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

There was a store sign that said the following: The customer is always right. If the customer is wrong, see rule #1. I think this sets a dangerously vague precedence because it means a customer could feasibly get away with … Continue reading →

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Dear ‘Superior’ Driver

Posted on May 4, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I should apologize to you about this morning.  I know my 5 miles above the speed limit was getting in the way of your 15-20 miles above the speed limit.  I can’t believe I had the gall to be in … Continue reading →

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Story Prompt 1: Justin and the Monkey

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is a short story that is part of the new challenge put out by We Drink Because We’re Poets.  Here is the prompt before I get into the story: “Write me a story about Justin Bieber and his monkey. What … Continue reading →

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Cupcake by Mariah Jones

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I just finished reading Cupcake by Mariah Jones.  Again, I’m not much of a romance reader, so this was foreign territory. I loved the light humor in the book.  There was a jovial, happy nature to the entire story that … Continue reading →

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The Sleepy Destroyer

Posted on April 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Excitement coursing through my veins As my fingers strike the buttons And slam the stick My enemies fly and fall Their screams echoing Through the speakers Even with my handicap A body made of pudgy fluff Threatening to fall asleep … Continue reading →

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Ask a Character: Nimby

Posted on April 23, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I was going to delay this until Thursday, but two things occurred to me.  One is that I’m heading out on Friday, so I would run the risk of missing all the questions.  The other is that I have an … Continue reading →

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Cute, Funny, or Stupid: Merchant of Nevra Coil

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’ve decided to look over the future plot outlines of Legends of Windemere and I keep coming back to book 9, The Merchant of Nevra Coil.  It was a cute and funny idea that came to me one afternoon.  I … Continue reading →

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Thank You (End on Comedy)

Posted on April 14, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

It’s been a rough day with a little bit of luck.  That luck is me deciding at the last minute to go to the craft fair with my family.  If I hadn’t then the toddler would have been standing in … Continue reading →

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Boy Versus Duck (Also a Ram)

Posted on April 14, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Tuan Ho has requested that I elaborate on something I wrote in yesterday’s award post.  Specifically, me getting attacked by a duck.  Now, I’ve always been a very animal-focused person and loved going to the zoo.  That’s not where this … Continue reading →

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