Tag Archives: humor

The Sleepy Destroyer

Posted on April 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Excitement coursing through my veins As my fingers strike the buttons And slam the stick My enemies fly and fall Their screams echoing Through the speakers Even with my handicap A body made of pudgy fluff Threatening to fall asleep … Continue reading →

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Ask a Character: Nimby

Posted on April 23, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I was going to delay this until Thursday, but two things occurred to me.  One is that I’m heading out on Friday, so I would run the risk of missing all the questions.  The other is that I have an … Continue reading →

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Cute, Funny, or Stupid: Merchant of Nevra Coil

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’ve decided to look over the future plot outlines of Legends of Windemere and I keep coming back to book 9, The Merchant of Nevra Coil.  It was a cute and funny idea that came to me one afternoon.  I … Continue reading →

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Thank You (End on Comedy)

Posted on April 14, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

It’s been a rough day with a little bit of luck.  That luck is me deciding at the last minute to go to the craft fair with my family.  If I hadn’t then the toddler would have been standing in … Continue reading →

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Boy Versus Duck (Also a Ram)

Posted on April 14, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Tuan Ho has requested that I elaborate on something I wrote in yesterday’s award post.  Specifically, me getting attacked by a duck.  Now, I’ve always been a very animal-focused person and loved going to the zoo.  That’s not where this … Continue reading →

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My Stapler!

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Back in college, I needed a stapler because my old one broke within the first week.  It was it’s time to go . . . down the stairs as I tried to staple a paper while running late to class.  … Continue reading →

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Random Thought

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Everyone is so focus on the zombie apocalypse these days.  I would think that the moment the first zombie appears, it’d be crushed before it could spread the disease.  We’re too prepared for it . . . unless that’s what … Continue reading →

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33 Birthday Facts and Answers (Long One)

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Yesterday I said that I would answer 33 gathered questions from followers to celebrate my 33rd birthday.  Nothing was off-limits and this is what I received. How and when did  you discover you loved writing?  Asked by Shane’s Book Blog … Continue reading →

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Laptop Battery Yikes

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I really do find this .gif hilarious and so true.  For those that don’t know, the actor is Johnny Depp and the character is Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. And yes this happened to me today.

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I Think I Got It!

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I just realized the pattern.  I only sell books when I’m asleep.  That means I need to sleep for a long time to make major sales.  Maybe a temporary coma for good measure.  This plan is genius and I have … Continue reading →

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