And That’s the End of the 24-25 School Year

The title says it all.  It was a challenging and busy year, but I made it to the end.  I think since I always schedule my weekday posts in advance.  Let’s assume I did.  Anyway, tomorrow is Pokemon Go-Fest, which means my summer is starting off with a weekend full of excitement with my son.  I’m doing summer school too, but that should go fairly smoothly.  Depends on the weather.  Hope everyone else who works in education had a good year and gets to either rest or get stuff done this summer.  Enjoy the funnies.

I have heard of this happening on the last day

More or less for some of us

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Poetry Day: Scholar Flies

(A fun creation that I have yet to put into a book.)

They emerged
Upon the start of all
Born from the corpse
Of a timeless void
Murdered
By the opening of history

 

Called the Scholar Flies
They form the greatest swarm
Releasing a thunderous hum
As if they are pondering
All the mysteries
The world has yet to see

 

The Scholar Flies are simple
With crimson carapaces
And hairy legs
Their composite eyes
Twinkle with the sunlight
Or is that raw intelligence?

 

Gifted with a mind
Composed of all their thoughts
Existing outside time
They never forget
While they eyes record
The events of every era

 

These flies disperse
Upon their second day
Spreading
Among the many realms
Driven by a primal lust
Implanted by the gods

 

History unfolds
Before their lidless eyes
The Scholar Flies will watch
Creating a natural library
Of purest thought
To be saved on the final day

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Punctuation Part VI: Apostrophes & Possession (‘s)

Greetings Storytellers, Diana here with a scintillating post on the topic of possession! We’re not talking about ghosts and demons, but ownership—…

Punctuation Part VI: Apostrophes & Possession (‘s)
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Questions 3: Thoughts on Education

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As this school year comes to a close, I’m wondering what some people think about education.  I know this is a dangerous subject, especially since I’ve found that many don’t know how our system works.  The amount of times I’ve had to explain how the DOE, state tests, state standards, and other things work is crazy.  Doesn’t help that I’m just a TA, so I’m not a reigning expert.  Anyway, let’s try to keep this civil and sensible.

  1. If you could change one thing about our education system, what would it be?  (Do not say pay teachers more because that’s a given.)
  2. What do you think is the hardest part about being a teacher today?
  3. What do you think is the hardest part about being a student today?

Also, I do want to mention something that I’ve run into every year.  Somebody always talks about teachers getting the summer off, which makes it an easy gig.  The reality is that many teachers don’t really take the time off.  Many teach summer school, do their mandatory professional development, get certifications to improve their knowledge base, prepare lessons for the next year, go to events that help them learn about the changes in their subjects, and other things that can’t be done during a normal school year.  All of this is during a period where one doesn’t get a paycheck until September.  So, don’t think that summer is always smooth sailing even if a teacher can get a week or two to do nothing at all.  Most really don’t.

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A Message from Me to You

I have been blogging for thirteen years and have loved every minute. I originally started because I needed a platform to showcase my novels. Well, I …

A Message from Me to You
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Teaser Tuesday: An Awkward Team

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

(A throwback to Beginning of a Hero.  This might even be from an earlier draft.  Times have changed.)

Luke and Kellia refuse to look at each other as they walk to where Roland and Kira are waiting. The makeshift arena is marked by four dark blue rocks that emanate dim light beams to each other, creating a large, square boundary. Luke quickly scans his partner and opponents to get a feel for what is about to happen. Kellia keeps herself a few steps behind him, which makes it obvious that she is unhappy about being his partner. Ignoring her, Luke pays more attention to the odd pair in front of him. Roland towers above everyone else in the class and his arms are as thick as solid tree limbs. His bald head and stud earrings make him look slightly comical to Luke. Kira, on the other hand, is slender and timidly keeps herself near the edge of the sparring area.

Luke stops at the border of the sparring area to stretch and collect his thoughts. He was disappointed in being partnered with Kellia, but being pitted against Roland and Kira could not be more perfect. Both of them were on his list of possible heirs. He was sure they came from nobility because of how they carried themselves. Kira was his top choice because her file stated that she had moved to Gods’ Voice only a month before attending the academy. It helped his suspicion that the girl was entirely out of place in an academy of warriors, but part of Luke acknowledged that her ineptness could be an act. After all, Kira lacked the accent that Luke expected from the heir, but she could have learned to hide it.

A plan forms in his mind about how he could use the fight to learn more about Roland and Kira. It was a loose, but sensible plan as long as he avoided getting knocked out by the enormous Roland. Luke steps into the sparring area and takes a fighting stance, knowing he looks ridiculous due to his lack of weapons. A few students chuckle at the odd position, but the half-elf ignores them, setting all of his attention on Roland, who takes a long step toward him.

“I was hoping for this,” Roland announces in a bellowing voice. “A Callindor is a true test of my skill. I am honored for this opportunity.”

“Shut up and put up,” Kellia snaps, stepping over the border. Without warning, she grabs Luke by his wrists and wields the half-elf like an unwilling mace. Luke is unable to do anything until he gets his bearings. To his surprise, Roland gracefully ducks the attack and tackles Kellia at her knees, knocking her down. Luke lands next to the others as Roland and Kellia attempt to lock various wrestling holds on each other.

“Guess she never heard of teamwork,” Luke mutters, getting to his feet. “Next time, I think I’ll stay out of arm’s reach.”  He turns in time to catch a tiny foot coming at his head. He lets go and takes a step back as Kira struggles to regain her balance.

The dark-haired girl hops on one foot for a bit until she steadies herself. “I told him that wouldn’t work. I don’t suppose you could turn around again and let me get another shot. Please?”

To Kira’s dismay, Luke shakes his head and throws a slow punch at her. Even though it was only meant to scare her, Kira leans away from his fist, toppling backwards. She rolls onto her stomach and tries to clumsily sweep Luke’s legs out from under him. Kira misses when Luke takes a step back, giving her space to stand. She continues trying to hit the half-elf, using a different type of kick each time, but he always manages to step out of her reach. A few of her kicks come in faster than he expects, forcing him to work a little harder to get out of the way. He continues backing up until he gets within reach of Roland who has Kellia pinned to the ground. As soon as Kira attempts a wide crosskick, Luke yanks Roland up by his pants to use him as a shield.

“Nice try!” the bigger student laughs, picking up Kellia to use for his own shield. The kick sends Kellia crashing to the ground. It isn’t long before she is joined by Luke who is grabbed by his face and slammed into the ground.

“You idiot! Stop interfering!” Kellia hisses under her breath as she scrambles back to her feet.

“We have to work together,” Luke angrily whispers, standing up and grabbing her by the shoulder. “So shut up and try to work with me. I’m tired of getting beaten up every day.”

Kellia smacks his hand away, but Luke can tell that she begrudgingly agrees with him. Both of them charge at Roland, quickly dodging the large boy’s surprisingly fast and accurate punches. When they bait him into making a very wide swing, Roland’s own strength and momentum twists him off-balance. The smaller fighters take the opportunity to sprint past him with Kellia stopping to spin around and leap onto Roland’s back. Pulling back with all her strength, she grabs both his arms and grinds her knee into his shoulders. Kellia holds on as Roland pitches himself backwards in an attempt to smash her into the ground. The impact knocks the air out of Kellia’s lungs, but she maintains her grip and braces her knees against his back. With a loud grunt, she lifts Roland into the air where he helplessly kicks and flails. A brief murmur of awe can be heard from a few of her resting classmates.

This adventure is free while more are available as 99 cent eBooks!

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Colors – How they can enhance our settings and characters – #6 ORANGE

Greetings, wonderful followers of the Story Empire Blog. Jan here. I’m continuing on with my series on colors and how we can use them to enhance our …

Colors – How they can enhance our settings and characters – #6 ORANGE
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Steiner’s School Supply Store: Free Pencil For Every $100 Spent

School Supplies

Welcome to my little store, which has all of your school supply needs.  We open near the end of the school year to help people get their shopping done before the summer.  Don’t worry because the magic lasts for a full year.  Have a look around to get the basics and whatever you might need in the future.  I can even give you a quick tour of our departments and highlight a few best sellers.

First, we have our writing implement area, which includes pens, pencils, crayons, markers, quills, and charcoal.  Anything that needs to be sharpened is able to do so automatically, but we do have sharpeners as well.  Those are if you need to borrow a mundane pencil and want it to be perfect.  Here we have a marker that can absorb up to 500 colors, which requires that you press the tip to whatever hue you want to save.  It can be changed through voice activation, but a list can be rolled out of the side.  If crayons are what you need then we have these regenerating ones, which regain their original size overnight.  As for pens, our bestseller is this one that has ink for red, green, blue, and black . . . It isn’t magical, but people from the 80’s and 90’s are obsessed with it.

Notebooks are another necessity.  We have single, triple, and full schedule subject books.  Each one is no thicker than a paperback children’s book, but they can hold a full year of information.  All paper is removed without frayed edges and you will never run out.  For our multi-subject models, you simply state the section you need and then open the notebook.  Our higher end models even come with a spell that will create a table of contents, so finding older material for studying will be easier.  For those who like to study through osmosis, we have headphones that can be connected to the notebook and you can listen to the information as you sleep.  As for binders and folders, we have a variety of colors, but their only special abilities are organization, keeping copies of papers in case you lose them, and preventing the forms from tearing.  All standard issues.

This is our art supply section where we have paintbrushes that get clean with a simply dip in the water.  This prevents mixing.  Our water color cases have barriers to keep everything separate and the same goes for our pastels.  All scissors are very sharp, but enchanted to not pierce skin no matter the pressure.  They also fall to the ground like a lead weight if thrown, so they will not go further than an inch.  Here are our glue sticks that are always colored to let you know where you have put it.  They do not adhere to skin like all of our glue products, which do harden to the strength of cement.  If you must take apart what you put together then there is a recipe for a salt, water, and sugar mixture that will dissolve the bonding.  This is our wall of stamps, but we can make personalized ones as well.  There’s nothing magical about them.

Other best sellers include the following items, which I hope you consider.  These are erasers that can be used on any writing as long as it was done within the last 10 minutes.  I would suggest getting a pack of three since they can run out.  This is a tape dispenser, which can cycle through clear, masking, packing, and duct.  I would be careful with this because it can stick to skin and other objects.  I would recommend our index cards, which can record information spoken to it.  Much like the notebooks, they can work with the headphones.  They can also hover and flip over to show you if you remembered the information correctly.  Finally, we have an unbreakable ID tag and lanyard, which can be summoned to your hand with a snap of your fingers.

So, what would you like?  Oh, you’re a teacher.  I recommend getting this package, which includes a small coffee thermos that holds up to 20 cups at a time and another thermos that will always be full of the alcohol of your choice.  It also comes with a pillow that you can scream into and receive a soothing scent as well as a box that never runs out of aloe-infused tissues.  Enjoy your summer and good luck next year.

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World Rainforest Day

The rainforest is a vital biome of Earth.  For those that don’t know, it is a warm, rainy forest typically found around the equator.  There are some other really cool facts about rainforests:

  • Rainforests cover about 7% of Earth’s non-oceanic surface.
  • They contain 50% of all terrestrial lifeforms.
  • They store at least 250 billion tons of carbon, which is good for the environment.
  • 10% of global greenhouse gases are created by rainforest destruction.
  • The Amazon is the world’s largest rainforest and is believed to contain more than half of the world’s ‘uncontacted’ tribes.
  • The Amazon is nicknamed the ‘lungs of the world’ because of the amount of CO2 it absorbs and O2 it emits.
  • Rainforests hold many medicinal plants such as quinine for malaria, vincristine for leukemia, and even Novocain.
  • About 25% of Western medicines comes from the rainforest.
  • Forests in general are natural water filters.

It is very important to preserve our rainforests in order to keep our world inhabitable.  This is true even if we don’t live near them because the water and air they provide can travel to everyone.  We lose approximately 150 acres of rainforest every minute, which drives us closer to our own extinction.

Below is a full episode of Netflix’s ‘Our Planet’, which is narrated by David Attenborough and is about jungles.  Jump around and take a look or watch the whole thing at your leisure.  It’ll show how amazing this biome is.

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Goal Post: I See The Finale!

Only one week left before the 24-25 school year is officially over.  Got students Monday through Thursday and then final meeting on Friday.  After that, my son and I jump right into Pokemon Go-fest and relax.  I’ll be back with my students after July 4th for the summer, so it’s a brief break.

This past week was fairly tiring.  More than I realized since I had a drink last night and it wiped me out halfway through. It wasn’t even strong or big, but it punched me in the stomach and forced me to lie down for a bit.  I could have been a little dehydrated too since it’s been getting hotter even with a little rain.  We have an extreme heat warning running from Sunday at noon until Tuesday evening.  I’m going to get my Pokemon time in before the heat comes in and then depend more on the mall until things subside.  I have my son for a bit this afternoon too, so that will have minimize my time in the heat.

Even with everything going on, I somehow managed to type in a chapter of edits for Darwin & the Beast Collector.  It was a big one too.  Helped that I had Thursday off, but I had a lot of errands and chores.  Slipped in a few pages here and there until it was done.  Still had time to watch two episodes of ‘Fubar’ before I needed to sleep.  This means I might be able to get 2 more chapters done this weekend.  Today is going to be iffy with me having time with my son, but tomorrow shows more promise.  I might get some done on Thursday too since I don’t have any appointments on that day, the heat will be much less, and there isn’t a Pokemon event I’m interested in.

Pretty sure I have changed my editing plans too.  I have 13 chapters to go and my goal is to finish it by the end of summer school, which means I can start writing a new book the week before school starts up again.  This feels better because I still need time to get my head back into the writing game.  Editing is easy compared to putting words on a totally blank page and having them make sense.  I haven’t done that in so long that I get anxious just thinking of it.  With other events coming up, I really hope I’m up for the task and haven’t lost as many of my skills as I fear.  Writing isn’t like riding a bicycle where you can jump right back on.  At least, it doesn’t feel that way.

I think I’m going to use my summer mornings while I wait for students to arrive for outlining too.  Best to use as much time as possible since I’ve been barely active in this arena for so long.  This means that I’m going to push the ‘old posts’ idea into September, which isn’t bad.  I have so many old posts that went unnoticed because I had no audience, so I don’t mind reviving them.  I might start on that during the times I have my son and he’s doing his own thing.  That or when we take a trip in August, which will give me something to do while he’s drawing.

Not really sure how much I should plan for the summer since the weather is starting to worry me.  We had a bunch of rain, especially on weekends, for about two months.  Then, it was decent weather and now we’re heading into a heatwave for a few days.  After that, we’re supposed to get storms for a few days.  Good weather after that . . . Then, I have no idea, but it’s all over the place.  I don’t like the idea of being cooped up inside even though I can get writing done.  This type of weather pattern drains me and gives me headaches, so writing becomes a challenge.  That means only 1 chapter section a day and I’m already expect to go slow out of doubt and anxiety.

On the plus side of things, my son is done with his tests and is basically through with 10th grade.  His summer hasn’t really started since the students still technically have school through the 26th.  So, he’s going to be sticking to the usual schedule while I have to go to work.  Thankfully, I can use my lunch breaks to swing by the house and eat with him before heading back.  I’m looking forward to these breaks since work is 4 days with 3 of them involving field trips.  None of them on the day that will reach 100 degrees, which is a small favor.  Really dreading combating that weather.  You can tell that it’s been a focus lately since everyone is worried.

Haven’t mentioned book sales in a while . . . Because there aren’t any.  99 cents didn’t make any difference.  No reason to change it back since a higher price won’t bring in readers.  I picked a really difficult dream as a teenager.  Though, I guess more people were interested in reading unknown authors back then.  Felt like the 80’s and 90’s had more names rising to the top of the fantasy genre.  Now, it’s the same ones with a few blips of new ones.  At least from my perspective.

So, goals of the week?

  1. Finish the school year.
  2. Pokemon Go-Fest events with son.
  3. Stay cool and hydrate in the heat.
  4. Type in 2-3 chapter edits of Darwin & the Beast Collector.
  5. Make some urgent calls.
  6. Contend with my nemesis.
  7. Finish watching ‘Fubar’ and start an anime.
  8. Bike on the days I can’t walk.
  9. Appointment with sleep doctor and hopefully get good news.

Ran into these guys yesterday on my walk too:

Duckies! Mother flew off, so I hope she came back

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