Guest Post – Poetic Justice by Dan Antion and Willow Willers

I want to welcome Willow Willers and Dan Antion to Fiction Favorites. The two got together to craft an exciting story, and I’m so pleased they are …

Guest Post – Poetic Justice by Dan Antion and Willow Willers
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Teaser Tuesday: Drinking Champ

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

(Another old excerpt from Legends of Windemere: Prodigy of Rainbow Tower. I basically found a bunch of old teasers from before I made the ‘Teaser Tuesday’ category.)

“So this is where you went,” Nyx slurs, awkwardly sliding to the floor.

“Eporwil must be so proud of you,” Luke says, his face a mixture of worry and mild amusement.

“The goddess of ale and I have an arrangement. I drink and . . .” she starts before her mind blanks out.

“How much did you drink?” he asks. He brushes strands of her ebony hair from her sweat-covered face.

“About four sailors’ worth before I gave up my chair,” Nyx proudly announces. She curls her fingers in her hair and nuzzles the warm tresses. “Unlike you and Aedyn, I don’t need a spell to help me drink. I love my warm, sweet hair, but my teachers always told me to stop playing with it. It isn’t lady-like and . . . my tummy hurts.”

Luke helps Nyx to her feet and tries to keep her steady. Nyx smiles and belches in his face before her throat starts gurgling. Forest tracker reflexes and self-preservation help Luke shove her head over the railing. He holds her hair back as she continues to lean over the side. Luke hands her a scrap of cloth, which Nyx smiles at and gladly accepts. She neatly tucks it into her shirt collar before wiping her mouth on her sleeve. Luke is about to say something when Nyx takes the cloth out and attempts to wipe her sleeve clean.

“This is entertaining,” Luke laughs.

Nyx’s speech suddenly becomes a frantic slur. “Don’t let Fritz look down my shirt.”

“I will protect your honor and chastity until you can take care of yourself,” Luke solemnly swears. He makes a small salute and bow, which Nyx giggles at. “Now, I think it’s time for you to grab a waterskin and try to get some sleep. Just lean on me and I’ll help you with that difficult activity we sober people call walking”

“I have a waterskin,” Nyx states. She holds up the dripping pouch and tries to pry it open with her teeth.

“Is it really water?” Luke asks suspiciously.

“Yup. Good old wine. Hey! Gimme back!” Nyx cries as Luke snatches the waterskin from her. He drops the waterskin over the railing and where it gets caught on the rudder. Nyx weakly reaches toward the railing as Luke drags her away.

“You can have it back tomorrow. Time for Nyx to get some sleep,” he says, noticing that Nyx is pouting and trying to deadweight herself. Luke sighs as she goes limp and he easily picks her up in his arms like a child.

“Put me down,” Nyx groans. She weakly bops Luke on the nose with her fist, but he refuses to put her down.

“In a bit. I never realized how light you are,” Luke states, wiggling his sore nose. “You can’t be any more than one hundred and ten pounds. I never had a reason to pick you up before, but I expected you to be heavier. Please, stop flailing and squirming.”

“You’re being mean, little brother,” she mutters.

“That’s the second time you’ve called me that. Why?” Luke asks.

Nyx repeatedly smacks him on the temple until her palm turns red. “You’re eighteen and I’m almost twenty. That makes you the little brother and me the big sister. I always wanted a little brother to play with. I’ll call you that for as long as we travel together. The two of us make a good team, so we should wander around Windemere for a while. Get some experience under our belts and see the world. We also have to defeat this great darkness that Cyril told me was coming.”

Luke stops a few feet from the party and looks at Nyx. “Great darkness?”

“Yuppers,” she happily replies. “Cyril said that my leaving Gaia was a sign that a great darkness would be threatening the world. I’m going to face it. I think. He was rather vague about what it had to do with me. You want to help me?”

Luke smiles at the drunken caster who is staring at him with half-closed eyes. “Sure. We can fight the great evil after we bring Kellia home. Now, you have to get some sleep before you find any more trouble.”

“Not great evil. Great darkness,” Nyx corrects him.

“I’m sorry. I will help you defeat the great darkness,” Luke says, his smile growing wider.

“Thanks, Luke. I knew you would be the one to help me if I asked. Kellia was right about you. You’re very kind and nice even though you can be a stupid jackass at times,” Nyx says, a crooked grin growing on her face. She yawns and playfully tussles Luke’s hair. “It’s like having my very own little brother. Someday you have to introduce me to my little sister-in-law that I keep hearing about.”

Luke quietly sneaks her below decks to her room and lays her on the bed without saying another word. He checks the waterskins that he finds around the room until he comes across one that has water instead of wine. Nyx takes it with minimal whining and drinks like a baby with its bottle until she falls asleep. Luke leans back in a creaky chair and keeps an eye on her for the rest of the night. He can hear the party end as the sun begins to leak through the partially covered porthole.

“I’m going to remember this night for a very long time,” Luke yawns, falling asleep in the chair.

This adventure and more available as 99 cent eBooks!

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Critical Distance for Writers

The conversation about critical distance doesn’t come up often in writing circles. If someone does raise the point, critical distance is usually …

Critical Distance for Writers
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How Do They Have Drinkable Water in Fantasy Worlds?

This thought came to my mind with no inspiration.  Then again, I simply might have been thirsty and lacking water.  It made me think about how characters drink water in fantasy worlds with no treatment plants.  We’re told that we can’t drink water from rivers and lakes because we could get sick.  So, how do fantasy characters avoid this?

Ignoring the fact that such an issue would be a detriment to the overall story, there are probably a few explanations:

  1. The denizens of the fantasy world have been drinking the local water for so long that they have immunity or resistance to the diseases.  They can still get sick, but nowhere near as bad as someone who just arrived.  Even then, a local might not be hindered enough to stay in bed.
  2. The lack of industrialization means the water is cleaner and safer.  Natural diseases and parasites can still be in there, but you don’t have toxins.
  3. Local holy magic users repeatedly purify the water through spells or enchanted wells.  It isn’t something that has to be brought up, but it can be mentioned if a reader gets curious.  This sounds like something a holy group who cares about other people or want to gain followers would do.  Doesn’t help adventurers when they’re in the wild, but you can add affordable medicines for any of the common ailments.  Kind of like how we have Pepto Bismal and Tylenol in our bathrooms.
  4. People may have something they add to the water to cleanse it after bottling.  It isn’t shown because it’s minor.  Maybe it’s also a pill adventurers take every day to allow them to safely drink water.  Again, it doesn’t have to shown more than once if at all since the majority of readers aren’t waiting for characters to get diarrhea.

There are probably more, but I’m going to stop there.  I think this shows how very basic activities are taken for granted, which isn’t wrong when writing a book.  If we tackled every potential issue then our heroes will never get out of the first chapter.  Works if the story involves a hero who is scared of everything and their entire quest is to leave their home or town.  Actually, that sounds like a pretty good short story, but I don’t think I’d be able to pull it off.

As someone who writes about quests, it would be a nightmare to have my heroes struggle to get drinkable water.  They can’t carry gallons with them, so they need to depend on rivers and rain.  Lakes can be a little iffy, but it doesn’t sound like a good story if a hero is stopped for a chapter because they can’t leave the toilet.  Not to mention they are going to be bathing in the water as well, which I always do because I can’t get my mind off them smelling bad.  Hygiene is important even on the road.  I would assume some water would be swallowed, so they could still get sick.  They would get sick without bathing too, which hamstrings the whole story if you kept thinking about that.

Part of the issue could be that we always think of fantasy as being medieval settings right down to the hygiene.  We assume they have the same diseases and parasites one would find in that time period.  Many authors don’t do anything to pull away from this stereotype, so the genre gets stuck there.  Doesn’t matter if parts of the world look advanced due to the technology.  Castles, horses, taverns, swords, and the rest of the medieval Europe set pieces continue to make some people imagine there being a level of societal grossness.  Thankfully, it’s not a lot.

Anybody else ever think about these kinds of things when reading or writing a story?  I’m going to touch on food preservation in fantasy on Wednesday.

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The Silky or Pygmy Anteater

The silky anteater isn’t endangered even if it is at some risk from habitat loss and the exotic pet trade.  Though, I guess it might be endangered in certain areas.  I say that because I know some people jump to the conservation section then ignore the rest.  This time, it’s just a cute animal I saw a picture of and wanted to share information about. People are still debating on if there is a single or seven different species too, so we’re going with the first option.

These animals are found in Central and South America and is known as being the smallest anteater.  They are nocturnal and spend most of their time in the trees, which means they are arboreal. This lifestyle is why they have prehensile tails and their hind feet are designed for climbing.  While there are a variety of colors, the silky anteater’s fur is always dense and soft.  As the name suggests, they eat insects with their main food source being ants.  When they are scared and feel threatened, they get on their hind legs and put their clawed hands by their face in order to strike anything that gets close.

Pictures from a Google Search and videos are much better for this one:

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Goal Post: The End is Nigh!

Of the school year that is . . . Then I get a week off before I’m back to work doing the summer session.  That’s fine though because it’s more laidback, we have trips every week, and I can wear my normal clothes.  The hours are shorter as well, which means I might be able to get more writing done during the weeks.  We’ll see though because I’ll have other things going on at the time.

I knew this week wasn’t going to be writing friendly, but I did manage to get the prologue of Darwin & the Beast Collector typed in with edits.  Ran through to fix some continuity issues as well.  Today, I’m hoping to get through chapter 1 and maybe start in on #2.  I still have a few errands to do and do a 30-60 minute Pokemon Go outing to get the daily stuff done.  The same is going to go for tomorrow even though I keep thinking there’s something else I have to do that day . . . Oh, mow the lawn because my dad isn’t able to do so.  That’s easy.

Much of my non-work time was spent with appointments and school events.  For my son, he was part of an art show on Monday.  We went there right after we learned that he should have has braces off by the end of the year.  Celebratory chocolate shakes were had even though other things had him in a mood.  My son also got an award for being in All County Chorus, which was given out Wednesday night.  Thursday was prom and I went to give support to one of my students who had a blast.  Kid . . . Young man danced all night with his fellow seniors and was happy as can be.  Known this student since he was 13 and now he’s a young man, so just watching him and seeing how far he’s come really made my night.

There really isn’t much else to report about my week since I used yesterday to mostly do errands and handle an appointment.  A personal situation that I can’t talk about here took some of my time as well.  It shouldn’t be too much of an issue, but I probably won’t get to writing Darwin & the Joy Path until mid-July unless I get tons done during the first week of that month.  It’s for the best because I’m getting increasingly nervous about writing something new for the first time in years.  Doesn’t help that I still don’t know what to do with the Darwin books since I have other big expenses, so even getting cover art is out of the question.  Been nearly 2 years since I talked with the cover artist who did Nytefall and the fantasy tips book too, so I feel like an ass there.

Speaking of my blog, which I didn’t actually mention until now, I think I’m going to take an old series of posts I stumbled onto.  We’re talking 2013 and 2014.  It was a bunch of ‘What do you look for’ posts that were kind of interesting.  I wonder if people will give different answers.  This also gives me extra time to get life stuff settled and find more blog topics since this would also run into the October period.  I need to find a monster theme for this year since last one was USA cryptids.  Got plenty of time to do it.

This coming week is the last full one of classes for my school.  My son has a big test as well, so plenty of studying on the days he’s with me.  Two more big ones are the week after, so even more studying during next weekend.  Thankfully, the weakest subject is this week and he’s studying hard at his mom’s.  The rest of the week is peppered with appointments and just making it to the end.  I might try to type in a few pages of edits when I get openings, but I don’t know if I should relax and brace myself for the busier weekend and the following week of half-days.

Well, I’m sorry this isn’t more interesting.  I do wish I could share some of the antics from school, but I won’t share my students’ lives on my blog.  Same goes for some of the personal stuff involving my son.  Sharing that stuff could get me in a lot of trouble.  So, I’ll do the best I can over the summer to have some kind of adventure.  My son and I do plan on going to the Bronx Zoo on the weekend that a new exhibit opens, so I should have a fun share the weekend after.  Sorry you have to wait that long . . . Goals?

  1. Make headway on Darwin & the Beast Collector
  2. Help son study for Regents.
  3. Handle paperwork for various situations.
  4. Work hard.
  5. Play hard.
  6. Sleep hard.
  7. Cereal.
  8. Stress gummies.
  9. Bagels.
  10. Oh, that’s my shopping list . . . Oops.
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What If You Were a Hero From an Evil Family?

Vinsmoke Kids

This is kind of a combination of a questions and scenario post.  Doesn’t even need much of an explanation.

You were born into a villain family and became a hero.  Why do you think you would turn and what would you do to distance yourself from your lineage?  This can be in any genre of your choice.

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Poetry Day: Religion

God from Monty Python

(I’m totally sure the comments will be fine.  Yup.  Nothing controversial about this poem at all.)

The evolution of faith
Uniting people
Bringing hope
To the many fallen
Inspiring the artists
Since the dawn of time
Built on tenants
Of peace and brotherhood
Forging the essence
Of civilization

 

Faith turned weapon
Corrupted from its core
By the sin of man
Used to rationalize
The hate towards non-believers
Used to legalize
The death of others
Turning brother
Against genetic brother
In the name of peaceful founders

 

It is the holy beast
Loyal and peaceful
Uniting all its followers
Never expecting
To forge a faithful army
Under the ambition
Of the chosen leaders
Who forge a putrid darkness
In the name of peaceful founders

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Paranormal

Hi, gang. ✋ Craig here again and I’m contemplating a new series. I’m the guy who writes almost exclusively in the speculative genres of paranormal/…

Paranormal
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Are Tropes A Good Thing?  A Bad Thing?  Or Somewhere In The Middle?

Posted by Joy York It was years after I began writing that I learned about tropes. I never had one in mind when I wrote any of my books. I’m a …

Are Tropes A Good Thing?  A Bad Thing?  Or Somewhere In The Middle?
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