Welcome to the Magic Soup Shop!

Soup!

As the sign said, welcome to the soup shop.  I’m Stanley and everything you see on the menu is my own design.  You want to request your own?  Sorry, but we’re not one of your fancy Olde Shoppes.  We were supposed to be, but I came up with a better idea.  Yeah, that does seem to be a trend lately.  Take a look at the menu.  Feel free to ask if we have anything you don’t see because we’re always adding to it.  Why do the descriptions look like they belong to potions?  Because our soups are potions.  Had a wee bit of an oopsie on the business license, so our potions have to be in soup form.  Enjoy.

  • Chicken Soup– Grants the ability of flight.  Due to chicken limitations, it is VERY limited flight.
  • Tomato Soup–  Clears diseases and improves skin, but turns customer red.
  • Matzo Ball Soup–  Grants the ability to grow in size by absorbing moisture in the air.
  • Lentil Soup–  Grants the ability to climb walls like a spider.  Comes with a fear of magazines.
  • Minestrone Soup–  Random ability depending on ingredients.
  • Wonton Soup–  Grants ability to roll into a ball and move around.  Not responsible for spine injuries.
  • French Onion Soup–  Toxic breath due to high onion usage.  Not really a power, but an inevitable side-effect.  Ability is x-ray vision.
  • Italian Wedding Soup–  Grants ability to charm those around you . . . Power cannot be aimed or turned off for an hour after activation.
  • Egg Drop Soup–  Grants ability to turn into thin strands and pass through openings.  Be careful about body getting knotted.
  • New England Clam Chowder–  Grants super strength, but customer will forever be a Patriots fan.
  • Miso Soup– Grants ability to breath underwater and swim like a fish.  Customer will smell like a fish for 2 weeks.
  • Chicken Tortilla Soup–  Grants telepathy, but we don’t know why.
  • Barley Soup–  Nothing happens aside from a burnt tongue if you don’t let it cool.
  • Gumbo– Grants super strength, but hourly indigestion.
  • Chili–  Grants ability to breathe fire.  Throat and mouth will be in pain.
  • Ice Cream Soup–  Grants icy sneezes and diabetes.
  • Beer Soup–  Grants invulnerability, but power only works when members of the opposite sex are watching.
  • Carrot Soup–  Grants enhanced senses.  All rabbits in a 50 mile radius will be attracted to customer.
  • Cream of Soups–  All varieties are healing potions with no side-effects, risks, or interesting taste.
  • Kitchen Sink Pho–  All versions of Pho combined to grant rainbow blast powers to the customer.  Please see doctor if beam is fired from any orifice aside from mouth.
  • Ramen–  Grants super speed and energy to stay awake for 3 days.  Customer’s finances reduced to that of a college student.
  • Shark Fin Soup–  Grants the ability to fly.  Due to ‘shark’ limitations, it is VERY limited flight.
  • Split Pea Soup–  Grants the ability to summon a fog.  You can’t see through it.
  • Bisque–  Grants ability to talk to animals, but you can only give them compliments.
  • Porridge–  Grants ability to walk through walls.  Customer will forever be chased by bears.
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Immortal Wars: Light, Blood, & Tears Part 38

(Disclaimer: A warning to those who continue.  This is a sequel to a previous story.  Both of these were written in the mid-1990’s.  While the first one was slightly edited and vanity press published, this one has not been touched in over 20 years.  I figure I should do something with it and people may get a laugh or fright from how I used to be.  Every author comes from somewhere, so this is part of my origin.  To that end, I am deeply sorry for whatever nightmares I will inflict on the literary world and the American English language.  Enjoy?)

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Draveon returns to the museum as soon as the starless darkness covers the scared city.  When he finds the cut ropes and puddles of damp blood, the immortal lets out a bone-chilling howl of pure anger.  He frantically searches through all of the exhibits and occasionally stops to release some anger on cowering tourists that had been too scared to leave the building.  Draveon finally stops in the two-tier room with the elephant herd in the middle of the lower floor.

“I knew they would eventually manage to escape.  But I never expected them to run away like yellow-bellied cowards,” the crimson-eyed villain says.

“You aren’t that lucky, gruesome.  Surprise!” hollers Adriana as she drops from the shadowy ceiling.  Draveon gets whacked in the head with her staff before he can react to Adriana falling from above.  But as soon as the blonde hits the ground, she feels a strong grip around her throat.

“Uh, Draveon.  Could you loosen your grip a little?  I can’t breathe.  You’re kinda choking me.”

“You always were a very slow-witted bimbo.  That’s the idea, psycho slut.”

“Oh.  My mistake.  Let me show you an idea that I just thought of.”  Adriana swings her feet into the large man’s groin at full force.  The only reactions she gets are a cunning smirk and a much tighter grip around her throat.

“You didn’t hurt me at all.  So, where’s the Mars guardian hiding?”

“I knew I was right when we first met, Draveon.  You have to be a eunuch if you didn’t feel a shot like that,” mentions Fate, who flips off of the room’s second floor balcony.  He lands on the bigger immortal’s shoulders and jabs his thumbs into the genetic weapon’s eyes.  Adriana is spastically thrown into one of the displays and lands on top of a black rhino’s back.

“I could have lived without that save, Slane.  Do you need any help or should I leave you two boys alone?  Hey!  Are either of you guys paying attention to me?  Hello?  Men.  If I didn’t enjoy them so much, I would gladly kill them all,” the voluptuous blond mutters.

Draveon finally gets a hold of Fate’s legs and starts pounding him into the floor like he was a doll.  After a few, long seconds, the battered guardian screams, “Adriana!  A little help here!  We’re supposed to be a team!”

In total silence, Adriana charges at Draveon and leaps at his back.  She grabs his shoulders in order to pull herself into him as hard as possible.  Her knees smash into his upper back, which causes an echoing, crack.  The ultimate killer lets Fate drop and then collapses in a heap of agonizing pain.

“Thanks.  But you couldn’t have done that earlier?”  Adriana makes a fake laugh and uses her staff on them.  Since Draveon stops moving, the immortal femme fatale decides to stand on top of him like he was a hunting trophy.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.  He could be playing possum,” Fate cautions while he takes out the sword of light.

“Calm down.  He’s down and out for a long time.  If I know anything, it is when someone is faking it.  Stop laughing, Eddie.  I wasn’t talking about that.  Well . . . I wasn’t originally talking about that.”  Suddenly, the still form of Draveon roars and jumps up to his feet.  Fate is lightly batted away like an insect and Adriana is tossed on her butt.

“I thought you said that he was unconscious.”  Fate swiftly tackles Adriana before she gets mashed into the ground.  They swing off an elephant’s raised trunk and gracefully land on the second floor.

“So I can only tell when I’m faking something.  Don’t bite my green-eyed head off about it!” shouts Adriana.

“Sounds like he’s gone into some kind of battle rage.  Like we didn’t have enough trouble with this fight already.  Well, curvaceous one.  What do we do now?”

“Simple, lucky one.  You stay here and keep him occupied while I set up a little trick for the big guy.  Unlike you, I know his real weakness.  I won’t take more than five minutes because what I need is hidden nearby.  Try to stay in one piece, so I can give you your present.  Don’t want this trip to be a total waste.”

Adriana sprints out of the room as fast as she possibly can after Fate jumps to the ground.  He lands behind an overturned bench and has to leap onto one of the stuffed elephants when Draveon attacks him.  The guardian tries to jump onto the brown-haired villain, but misses and gets violently kicked in the stomach.  He sails into a display case and even makes a hole in the back wall.

“At least Adriana was smart enough to run away.  Of course, that means that I have to try to keep you alive until I can catch that cowardly slut.  I’m in the mood for a real challenge,” growls Draveon.  He backhands Fate through the leg of an elephant, the rest of which ends up falling onto him.  No matter how hard he tries, the Mars guardian can’t lift the heavy object and get free.  The sword of light is a few inches away from his outstretched fingers.

“You’ll have a much better chance of killing me when I’m by myself.  That is if you have the brains for it.”  Draveon picks up the sword of light and starts to charge it up with a death blast.

“I guess a change in my plans won’t hurt anyone.  Well, everyone except for you.”  A soft, girlish sneeze is heard from behind Draveon, who quickly turns to shoot at the noise.  He automatically thinks that Adriana is behind him and shoots to kill the source of the noise.  Only, it wasn’t Adriana that was standing behind him.  Draveon watches the blast hit a young child that could not have been any older than six.

“Draveon!!!” roars the guardian before he throws the heavy elephant through the ceiling.  The angry guardian kicks the shocked villain in the back and continues to hit Draveon with his fists that start to feel like they are made of solid steel.  The sound of breaking bones fills the room and white blood eventually covers Fate’s hands.  The ultimate genetic weapon lands a couple of painful hits to the young hero’s head, but they don’t even slow down Fate’s assault.

“I killed a child,” mumbles Draveon after he knocks Fate off of him and gets to his feet.  He carelessly drops the magic sword at the guardian’s feet before stumbling toward a wall.

“Get back here!  You’re going to pay!”  With a half smile, the large man turns to the angry immortal that is slowly advancing on him.  They suddenly charge each other at full speed, but when they get close to each other, Fate thrusts the sword of light deep into Draveon’s chest.  The magic blade slices through the bones and heart of the killer as if he wasn’t even there.  Fate wasn’t ready for the lack of resistance, so his arm keeps going until his elbow is in Draveon’s chest.

The larger immortal falls on top of Fate and whispers, “Thanks.  I think I actually deserved this.”  The muscular body and the pool of blood turn into a fine, yellow mist, which quickly dissipates into the winter air.

“Sorry about that, Slane.  I honestly didn’t think that you would fall for it,” says Adriana.  She comes up behind the guardian and drops the wrapped present in front of him.  A small piece of burning machinery is in her hand and she throws it through the hole in the ceiling without any explanation of its purpose.  At the same time, light snowflakes start to fall on the two survivors.

“What are you talking about?”

“You know that poor kid that just got toasted like a marshmallow?  She was nothing more than a very intricate hologram courtesy of Cybro’s personal projector.  He took it upon himself to program it and give it to me this morning, so I could use it against Draveon.  Of course, the hologram’s supposed death ended up frying the projector.  Too bad because it was one of a kind.  Irreplaceable.”

“Well, I’m just glad that a real child wasn’t killed.  But, what happened to the body?  Draveon just dissolved in my hands.”

“That was peculiar.  Honestly, I have no explanation for that.  Now, open your present and then we can go our separate ways.  Or not.  It really depends on what you want to do after you open the box.”

Fate carefully opens the present and waits for a small explosion or a muffled gunshot.  What he finds is a stuffed animal that is on the very edge of his earliest memory.  It is a brown dog with big, floppy ears and a plastic nose that is covered with little teeth marks.  The right ear is barely kept on with some gold-colored thread.  The underside of the toy has a big, stitched up scar down the middle of it.  This children’s toy has definitely seen better days.

“This looks like. . .” starts Fate as he holds and pets the lifeless doll.

“You named him Sparky when you were only three.  That fake dog never left your tiny, little hands.  The only time it did was when you were asleep and I decided to take it from you.  It reminded me so much of you that I actually needed the toy a lot more than you did.  Do you have any idea what I’m trying to say to you?” asks Adriana from a few feet away.  She has a few warm tears running down her face, but whether pain or joy causes them, Fate can only begin to guess.

“You’re . . .you’re my mother?  But how is that possible when I was on Earth for the larger part of my life?”

“I told you that I lived on Earth for a couple of years after I returned to this universe and that I knew your father.  I really don’t want to get any further into this discussion right now.  It’ll make me cry more than I am now.  I’ll explain everything at a later date.  Right now, I’m still trying to get over the fact that I’ve finally found you.  My son.”

“Son . . . How long have you known about this?  You owe me that much information before you leave me.  Again.”

“Please don’t say that.  It hurts more than you can know.  I owe you a lot more than an explanation for abandoning my only, dearest son.  But if you must know, I have known about our relation since our shared death in the comet.  Well I guessed at it, but I didn’t want to believe that my own flesh and blood was my enemy.”

“Am I still your enemy?”

“As long as you are a planet guardian, we will be enemies.  We both have our roles to play in this universe.  Anyway, I will definitely be seeing you again.  So, don’t forget to think about your young mother.  And I do not want you to even hint at our relation to Kilanus.  She might get a tiny bit angry with the both of us.  She thinks that being my only child makes her the most important creature in the universe.  And I swear on my life that I will tell you the truth when next we meet.  I just need some time to get used to all this and I think you need some time to let all this settle in.  Until the next time we meet.”

Adriana kisses Fate on his head and then starts to bounce off the walls toward the hole in the ceiling.  Once she lands on the roof, the blond villain looks down to yell, “ By the way, Eddie!  Nice job getting us out of those energy draining ropes by using that lance.  You’re definitely my son if you can think of escape plans like that.  And say hello to Kelly for me.”

Minutes after Adriana leaves, Infinity arrives to help his friend with the fight that has already ended.  The only thing that the Earth guardian finds is a snow-covered Mars guardian sleeping on a bench with the glowing sword of light in one hand and a stuffed animal, named Sparky, in the other.

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What Were Stone Age Clothes Made of?

Many fantasy books mention clothes. These are usually made of wool or linen. If there’s an “Asian” civilization nearby, perhaps even silk. But what …

What Were Stone Age Clothes Made of?
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Schools of Magic in a Nutshell . . . Maybe

Schools of Magic

There are many schools of magic in fantasy.  For those who don’t know what that means, a school of magic is an area of expertise.  Most spellcasters take one and work within that area for their entire life.  They’ll branch out a bit at times or eventually evolve into a powerful being who uses everything including God Tier spells.  Anyway, we’re just going to go through a silly list of schools with brief explanations for those who aren’t sure or wish to have a laugh:

  • Divination–  I can see things others can’t and end up telling fortunes at some point in my career.
  • Conjuration–  I can call things to me or send them away like a magical Postal System.
  • Summoning–  Like above, but it’s usually me calling a monster to kill people.
  • Protection–  Shields, barriers, wards . . . They all mean the same thing, which means people hide behind me.
  • Combat–  I have no other use than to kill and destroy.  Sometimes when I’m meant to do so.
  • Nature–  Don’t mess with me outside of a city or I’ll have the forest put you in the hospital.
  • Necromancy–  I play with dead things because I wasn’t hugged enough as a child.
  • Charm–  I play with the emotions of others because I was hugged too much as a child.
  • Illusion–  As long as you don’t know it’s fake, I can do anything.
  • Wild Magic–  Control?  Never heard of it.
  • Healing–  The reason warriors never learn to dodge.
  • Transformation–  I change things to whatever I or my employer wants then drink away the ethical concerns.
  • Holy–  I can bring your soul to peace, but I really just smite things with divine magic.
  • Dragon–  The unique power of dragons and the long list of humans who find some way to steal such a special ability.
  • Elemental–  I play with all of the elements without claiming to be either a combat or nature caster.
  • Mental–  It’s the same as psychic powers, but we have to do finger wiggles to activate instead of squinting.
  • Death–  It’s really just one spell, but we change the effects and words.
  • Enchantment–  Somebody has to make all the magical gear that ends up stuck in a dungeon.
  • Traps–  Just going to leave this spell here and never come back.
  • Forbidden–  The naughty spells that nobody is allowed to use, so you know they’re going to show up at some point.
  • Dance–  Keeps goblins and babies entertained.
  • Techno–  Magic that mimics technology, so you really aren’t sure which genre it falls into.
  • Potion–  I have cauldrons, ingredients, and my nose stopped working a year into the career path.
  • Cooking–  I create food with magic then order out anyway.
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Teaser Tuesday: Apparition vs Survivor

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

Legends of Windemere: Path of the Traitors was one of my favorite books to write because it focused on supporting characters.  It allowed me to step away from the champions and show events that would impact the finale.  This worked better in my mind than having the sudden changes appear out of nowhere and then show the book that revealed the cause.  I was also given a chance to focus on Queen Trinity, who earned the shot at redemption.  Enjoy.

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Is There Ageism in Publishing?

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Pretty sure I’ve already said too much and at least one person has skipped right to the comments.  I haven’t seen many posts and articles about this topic, but I know it’s going to ruffle feathers.  In fact, I can guess what people will say and it will be determined entirely by their own age.  So, I’m going to do the same.

In my experience, it feels like age plays a fairly big factor in getting published or attention from readers.  There are other factors that I won’t get into, but age does seem to play out in two common scenarios:

  1. The child prodigy who wrote a great book (may have been edited by an adult) and their age is a selling point.  Experience doesn’t factor in because it’s amazing that they could do something that most adults can’t accomplish.  This is a great feat and should be praised, but let’s not lie and say the age isn’t a reason the story was picked up.
  2. The person is older, retired and has a lot of experience to make their bio as interesting as the story.  This can happen at any age, but I do see a lot of ‘publishing a book in their golden years’ stories.  Honestly, I can totally understand this one because a person who has lived through so much will have stories to tell.  It helps a lot with non-fiction and fiction based around real world events.  People are fascinated by the author as much as the story in these scenarios.

Now, I’m in my early 40’s, which some people say are young, but it feels a lot more like middle age to me.  For my age group, I don’t see the years being factored into our promotions and influence.  In fact, I’ve been told things that make me feel like those previous categories are the best ways to go.  I should stop because I’m not young anymore, so I can’t be a prodigy is one such statement.  Another is that I have plenty of time to write and I’ll get more attention for my books when I’m old and retired.  Both of those concepts are what drove me to this post because my age shouldn’t be an obstacle.

Yet, it does wear me down and cause a little depression.  I was trying to write books in 2nd grade and then got back to it in 10th grade.  Would I have been a prodigy if I was supported the right way back then?  Did I miss my chance?  All of these ideas will take years upon years to write, so maybe it is retirement that I need to shoot for in regards to publishing.  Of course, this means I have to live long enough for that and earn it.  Keep in mind that I’m from the generation that doesn’t believe retirement will be an option due certain systems.  So, was I simply born with an ability and dream during the worst time period to have such things?

I know this is a foolish concept because people will think it’s either nothing or I’m making excuses.  Plenty of people my age have gotten published.  Damned if I know how I can there at this point since I lack the resources and contacts to sell even 99 centers.  This is why the possibility that I’m either too young or too old really gnaws on me.  I’ve either missed my chance or am stressing myself to the point where I could die before my time has come.  There’s an impatience that comes with authors who want recognition and have been slamming their heads against the walls for decades, especially now when the methods have changed.  That’s what I’m feeling and it makes the age situation feel even heavier since I realize I’ve been at this for nearly 26 years.

Let’s open up the floor.  I’m sure I’ve touched a few nerves or turned some people away with this topic.  Do you think age factors into an author’s success?

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The Three Acts: Act 2, Part 2

Hi again, gang. Craig with you once more to continue my series on Three Act Structure. If you’re coming in here, the previous posts were Act 1, and …

The Three Acts: Act 2, Part 2
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Another Collection of Son Art: My Hero Academia Chibis

Took a while due to scheduling, but my son finally finished the 6 Chibi versions of ‘My Hero Academia’ characters.  A chibi is a cute, small character found in Japanese cartoons.  They can either be that way originally or a version of another character. He was using ‘Cartooning Club How to Draw‘ for guidance on these:

All Might

Deku- Izuku Midoriya

Bakugo

Todoroki

Tsu- Froppy

Dabi

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Goal Post: First Quarter Down and 3 To Go!

This was the last week of the first quarter of the school year.  I’m explaining it that way because I don’t know if everyone will understand a simpler explanation.  That and I’m still wrapping my head around events.  It was busy.

First, I work in a school, so it was a lot of testing and organizing.  Things started smoothly . . . I think since that feels like years ago.  Middle of the week is when things got crazy because we had Thursday off for Veterans Day.  So, I was doing my best and ending every day collapsing on the bed.  Tried my best to stay awake and interact with people, but I was drained.  The weather didn’t help, but it was really the work.  At least the days went quickly and I had stuff to do.

The other reason the end of the quarter had me exhausted is that I was handling it on the parent front too.  My son had the last test of the quarter and some homework to help bolster his grades.  We still haven’t figured out a good system to help him remember to write his assignments down, but we’re getting there.  A few rough mornings due to the weather giving us post-nasal drips too.  Through it all, he got really good grades and I’m wondering if he actually got on an academic list.  It might not happen because of one grade he got in October, but I’m still proud of him because he worked hard.

I touched my notebook, but only to get at the phone charger it was covering.  My only author victory is writing the blurb for War of Nytefall: Eulogy.  I’m on track to release it on the weekend of December 3rd with a few volunteers on the list.  Starting to wonder if I should just release books, announce them here after the fact, and see if anybody feels like reblogging.  I have so little time to do real promos that I’m wondering if nothing is a better way to go.  Besides, we all know that reviews are what you really need to promote a book and those are hard to come by, especially if you can’t afford them.

Sorry.  I’m kind of down because of life drama on top of the exhaustion from a busy week at work. Worst time for that to happen, especially since I couldn’t do much while I was working.  So, I would see messages coming in that I couldn’t do anything about even after I pointed out that I was busy.  It’s frustrating when people are told you can’t talk or interact at the level they require, but they keep going.  Always makes me think the other person smiles weakness and is going in to gain an advantage.  This really rings true when the person suddenly goes silent during evenings when they become aware that you’re free to talk and think.  This is why I prefer the characters in my head some times.

Veterans day was good because my son and I both had off.  Last week, he had 2 days off and I had none.  We lucked out this time.  To celebrate his good grades, I got tickets to a movie and had him guessing which one it would be.  He thought ‘Eternals’ since it was the only one he knew was out.  Nope.  It was ‘My Hero Academia: World Heroes’ Mission’, which is an anime.  One of my son’s favorites, so he was excited.  The plot was simple, but the fight and chase scenes really popped with IMAX.  They could be a little difficult to follow at times, but I only noticed that after the fact.

Next week should be calmer, but its the holiday season.  Thanksgiving in 2 weeks and Hanukkah 3 days after that.  Then, we’re in December and I’m releasing a new book, which might be my last one for a while.  Think I want to get art for Do I Need to Use a Dragon? (Fantasy Writing Tips) and let that one out before I do more than write Darwin stories.  Leaving both alone until 2022 though.  I’ve got too much going on to tackle anything more than outlining. Next weekend is the release of the live action ‘Cowboy Bebop’, so I won’t be doing much then.

Don’t have anything interesting as far as TV shows this week.  I was falling asleep too easily, so I just tossed on the news and old sitcoms that I dozed off with.  I tried to start a new anime, but no luck.  I need to restart it because I feel asleep around episode 2 and woke up around episode 14.  It’s called ‘Plunderer’ and it has an interesting concept, but the tone is weird even at the start.  Might just be something I say I watched and I can garner a few blog post ideas from it.

Goals of the week:

  1. Working as usual
  2. Homework fun with the kid
  3. Puzzles if I’m tired
  4. Notebook work if I can muster it
  5. January blog post writing
  6. Maybe tinker with the second Slumberlord outline
  7. In the mood for tacos
  8. Wrap Hanukkah presents when my son isn’t around
  9. Prepare to watch ‘Cowboy Bebop’
  10. Sleep
  11. Remember the thing I know I’m forgetting
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7 Tips to Using Giant Monsters in Your Story

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You think it’s easy to add a giant to your story?  Just slap it down, make it declare a rhyming threat, and then call it a day?  Well, that could work to some extent, but let’s try to be a little more creative here.  After all, this monster is more than a character.  It’s practically a setting once the action starts.  So, what are some ways to make it work when you only have words?

  1. Keep describing the destruction!  Every move should come with something.  Steps need to shake the earth and crush whatever is in the way.  Buildings should topple.  Flying giants can create winds that tear trees out of the ground.  These are beings that cannot enter a city or forest without smashing their surroundings.  They don’t typically tiptoe around trees and buildings.  Well, some might if it’s for a comedy.
  2. Adjectives are your friend even though many writers find them to be evil.  You don’t have to go overboard, but use them to clarify that this creature is of an immense and intimidating size.  Big might not get the point across.  A rhino is big.  A truck is big.  A pro wrestler is big.  These things are supposed to be gigantic, enormous, towering, and whatever else your thesaurus suggests.
  3. Characters who are of normal size cannot survive a hit by these things.  Maybe a gust of wind or a sneeze, but a human fighter cannot take a giant’s punch head on.  This means, they have to dodge and hide.  It’s a different type of fight because it doubles as a puzzle or chase.  How can you kill such a massive enemy?  How can you escape something that can see for miles?  Done right this is a scene filled with action, tension, and surprises.
  4. If you’re having giant monsters fight each other then remember that at least one won’t care about their surroundings. This goes back to #1, but authors may focus on the battle and forget about what happens to the area.  Don’t think you’re in the clear if you use the wilderness too.  Mountains and forests can be broken just like buildings.
  5. Yes, it’s funny to have giant monster pass gas and call it a poison attack.  Just think before you go that route.
  6. Consider how your giant creature is going to look if it’s humanoid.  Specifically, do they wear clothes?  This brings up some questions.  You may have to explain how they’re able to find enough material for even just a loincloth.  Either they’re harvesting thousands of small animals (extinction event) or there are enormous beasts that they use.  If you go for naked then be prepared to be asked about genitalia by at least one reader.
  7. Giant monsters don’t necessarily mean savage and uncivilized.  They may have a language or a culture that can be shown if you wish to make them more than a temporary challenge.  It doesn’t have to be in their first appearance, but it can be down the road.  This will help your monsters stand out and open more doors for their use if you wish to expand the world.  That or make readers angry that such a cultured being was killed earlier.
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