
Schools of Magic
There are many schools of magic in fantasy. For those who don’t know what that means, a school of magic is an area of expertise. Most spellcasters take one and work within that area for their entire life. They’ll branch out a bit at times or eventually evolve into a powerful being who uses everything including God Tier spells. Anyway, we’re just going to go through a silly list of schools with brief explanations for those who aren’t sure or wish to have a laugh:
- Divination– I can see things others can’t and end up telling fortunes at some point in my career.
- Conjuration– I can call things to me or send them away like a magical Postal System.
- Summoning– Like above, but it’s usually me calling a monster to kill people.
- Protection– Shields, barriers, wards . . . They all mean the same thing, which means people hide behind me.
- Combat– I have no other use than to kill and destroy. Sometimes when I’m meant to do so.
- Nature– Don’t mess with me outside of a city or I’ll have the forest put you in the hospital.
- Necromancy– I play with dead things because I wasn’t hugged enough as a child.
- Charm– I play with the emotions of others because I was hugged too much as a child.
- Illusion– As long as you don’t know it’s fake, I can do anything.
- Wild Magic– Control? Never heard of it.
- Healing– The reason warriors never learn to dodge.
- Transformation– I change things to whatever I or my employer wants then drink away the ethical concerns.
- Holy– I can bring your soul to peace, but I really just smite things with divine magic.
- Dragon– The unique power of dragons and the long list of humans who find some way to steal such a special ability.
- Elemental– I play with all of the elements without claiming to be either a combat or nature caster.
- Mental– It’s the same as psychic powers, but we have to do finger wiggles to activate instead of squinting.
- Death– It’s really just one spell, but we change the effects and words.
- Enchantment– Somebody has to make all the magical gear that ends up stuck in a dungeon.
- Traps– Just going to leave this spell here and never come back.
- Forbidden– The naughty spells that nobody is allowed to use, so you know they’re going to show up at some point.
- Dance– Keeps goblins and babies entertained.
- Techno– Magic that mimics technology, so you really aren’t sure which genre it falls into.
- Potion– I have cauldrons, ingredients, and my nose stopped working a year into the career path.
- Cooking– I create food with magic then order out anyway.
Reblogged this on Jeanne Owens, author.
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Thanks for sharing.
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You’re welcome. And I loved the Labyrinth reference 😁
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You know, I scheduled this so long ago that I forgot my own joke. I was staring at it and hour ago wondering what I meant.
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Lol
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All very funny, Charles. Thank you. Had to really laugh at the potion.
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Thanks.
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I love this list! Really funny, and it’s kicked off some ideas of my own. 🙂
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Thanks. 😊
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks for sharing.
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Welcome, Charles 👍😃
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I hope you’re including this post in your fantasy craft book. This list is a goldmine of information! Well done!
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I have a section on it, but I didn’t make any comedy sections in the book. I tried to make it serious with some humor.
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I love it. You make it fun and covered a lot of ground. I have a guy in the works who uses musical magic.
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Thanks. Music magic is fun. Tough to write though.
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I wrote a poem entitled Music Magic. I won’t quote it here, though, but each stanza ended with something like: and we are enchanted, we are bewitched, etc.
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I was thinking of bards who cast spells through song. Surprised I forgot those on the list. Writing them is tough because I can’t write lyrics very well.
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I love this list, Charles. I think I’ll keep it for reference.
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Thanks.
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