Transparent Animals

Instead of a single animal, I’m going to share some pictures of creatures that have see-through skin.  A lot of fish, invertebrates, and reptiles.  This is actually rather common in juvenile fish.  So, enjoy all these Google Image Search pictures.

Barreleye Fish

Cyanogaster Noctivaga

Ghost Shrimp

Glass Frog

Glass Octopus

Glass Squid

Glasswinged Butterfly (Lot of Glass names here)

Pharaoh Ants

Salps

Tortoise Shell Beetle

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Goal Post: No Witty Titles Come to Mind

This week started off going well, but things abruptly fell apart yesterday.  To the point where I’m genuinely starting to believe I’m cursed.  Started to feel like I had energy and got a little hope in my heart.  Then . . . fucking nightmare on steroids that I can’t even talk about here.  All I can really say is that it’s bad enough that the slightest addition of stress makes me feel like I’m going to puke, dizzy, and my shoulders hurt like they’ve just been stabbed.  Yay!

I want to talk about the good stuff that happened, but it’s so hard for me to really dive into it.  So much work has to be done this weekend, which was supposed to be easy.  90% of it was unexpected or not mentioned until it became urgent.  Needless to say, I’m not going to get any writing done this weekend.  Last weekend my have been a glitch before the Matrix remembered that I’m supposed to be suffering through my existence.  God knows, I couldn’t even get close to my writing once the week started again and my plan to get a little in this weekend has been destroyed.

You know, I’ve never struggled this much with writing a goal post.  This blow to my psyche and nerves feels different.  Is it because completing almost 3 chapters of a new book made me happy and gave me hope?  Prior to that, I was being crushed in a way that was more like the grinding of a boot that was already on me.  This time, it feels like I was allowed to stand for a moment and then smashed back down.  I’m scared to feel that hope again until there’s fewer things that can batter me.  It’s even more extreme than what I felt throughout the school year when I could predict what was going to happen, so I was able to soften the blow.  This time just hit so hard and suddenly that it feels oddly personal.  Not by those involved, but by whatever entity controls our fates.

As I said, I finished the first 2.75 chapters of Darwin & the Halfling Hunt.  It was slow going at first.  Then, I got into a groove and made good progress before things got too crazy to continue.  I thought I’d get that last chapter section done, but it didn’t happen and who knows when I’ll get another chance.  That’s probably another thing that’s making me upset.  I hate leaving a chapter unfinished because I worry that I’ll screw up the tone and flow of the events.  This one might not have as high a risk as the others, but I’ll still need to check things and might lose more time than I’d like going back.  Since I’m still looking at getting very limited writing time, it could end up with me checking the previous stuff and then failing to write until a week passes and the cycle continues.  If I can get a little time this weekend and my head together then it might work, but it’s not looking good . . .

WOULD PEOPLE STOP TEXTING ME FOR A MINUTE!  Seriously, my phone just went beeping left and right for a whole minute.  I see messages from eight different people right now.  None are urgent.

Not much else to talk about since I barely touched the TV.  Vaguely remember finishing the second season of ‘Arifureta’ and enjoying it, but it’s like that was a lifetime ago.  I tried to start ‘Restaurant to Another World’, which seemed like a fun, short story type of series about a restaurant that opens once a week to allow those from a fantasy world to come in for food.  It was a random choice, but it might be the best to put on while my brain is steeped in misery.  No drama or complicated plot from what I can tell.  Just characters doing stuff, finding a door, and getting a meal.

Goals of the week:

  1. Help son with final projects and studying for finals.
  2. Juggle stressful chaos.
  3. Hydrate enough to not pass out.
  4. Try to keep biking.  5 miles every other day is the goal.
  5. Get Father’s Day cards for my dad.
  6. Get my son’s birthday invites ready.
  7. Maybe video games.
  8. Watch ‘Glory’ with my son since he missed it in school.
  9. Note that everything except #2 has to do with this weekend instead of the week.
  10. Week goal: Survive with minimal crying.
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Pros and Cons of Zoning Out

Philip J. Fry

Zoning out can be pretty useful.  It can also come with several risks if you do it in the wrong place.  Should you avoid it?  No, but be careful by following these Pros and Cons.

  • Pro–  You can focus on a thought with no distractions.  Nothing else is important at this point, so enjoy the ride and see what you come up with.  Betting many problems were solved this way.
  • Con–  Staring ahead because you’re unaware of your surroundings can result in getting slapped.  People won’t realize you’re zoned out.  They just know you’re staring at them without blinking and occasionally making weird facial expressions.  This is very dangerous for men in public.
  • Pro–  Zoning out could be a sign that you’re overstressed.  So, now you know that you need to get some relaxation.  You might feel a little refreshed after zoning out, but know that it’s just enough to get you to when you can really rest.
  • Con–  There is a chance of falling asleep.  This can lead to snoring, drooling, and falling out of your chair.  Not a problem at home.  Embarrassing in public.  Dangerous if you’re driving.
  • Pro– Mentally escape a boring or stressful situation.  If you can’t physically get out of a situation and nobody is really paying attention to you then you can zone out.  Let your mind get away while your body goes through the motions of existing.
  • Con–  Missing conversations and lectures if you zone out at the wrong time for way too long.  Not everyone is willing to repeat themselves and most will take offense at having been ignored.
  • Pro– For authors, you can get some ‘writing’ time in without having to write.  Zoning out allows us to process ideas that are struggling in our subconscious.  That story twist giving you trouble?  Zone out and see where you go with it.
  • Con–  Always a chance that what your subconscious comes up with is junk.  It doesn’t have to deal with the brunt of criticism and rejection.  It just hordes the trauma in the hopes of using it for later antics.  Trust your subconscious to a certain point, especially when you have it take the wheel.
  • Pro– Helps you remember things you may have forgotten.  Again, it’s the subconscious doing something useful.
  • Con–  Makes you forget what you were doing.  Again, it’s the subconscious being a pain in the rear.

That’s what I came up with.  Anybody have other pros and cons of zoning out?

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WRITING AND THE COMMA

WRITING AND THE COMMA
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Poetry Day: Beauties and Beasts

Universal Monsters

(Think I was trying to write about the Windemere orcs here.  This one is definitely a big mystery.)

Opposites in nature

Attracted to their cores

The genders

Like night and day

Differences dueling

In an endless dance

Where one is nothing

Without the other

*

Hairy beasts

With eyes composed of want

Ready for action

To impress the other side

Physical trials

Forged of pure testosterone

Designed with little thought

*

Silken sylphs

Watching the bestial acts

From corners of their eyes

Playing games

Scarring hearts

Leaving flesh intact

The feminine animal

Hidden by the goddess guise

*

Strength of men

Bring power to the floor

Grace of women

Enough to tame the beast

The demur

Drawn to the brash

Burning in the heat

Continuing the dance of natures

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Using Analogies is like Giving Yourself an Ink Blot Test

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Did the title work?  Maybe not, which is one of the challenges with analogies.  They’re like jokes in that they depend on the audience and don’t always hit their mark.  You can share an analogy that has one person nodding in agreement and another scratching their head in confusion.  Why is that?

Well, the big thing is that analogies require pre-existing knowledge.  I remember one from the animated X-Men that was ‘Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs’, which I’ve been told is a Southern expression.  Pretty simple to understand as long as you know what a cat and a rocking chair are.  You also need to know how painful that experience would be.  If you’re missing any of those elements, you’re going to have to explain what you meant.  Again, this is like a joke where it loses its impact if you have to explain it.

I’ve noticed that I use analogies a lot.  People may have picked up on that in comments over the years.  By analyzing myself, I tend to use an analogy for one of two reasons:

  1. Explaining a difficult subject.  Example:  The Big Bang is like when you put an burrito in a microwave and it explodes.
  2. Humor.  Example:  That’s as useful as a slotted spoon when eating soup.

Both areas have shown analogies to be useful in getting a point across.  This is because it simplifies and familiarizes things.  If a person doesn’t understand a concept then it can be made clear by connecting it to something they do know.  It won’t give them an intricate understanding of the details, but they can get the general idea.  This opens the door to introduce the more nuanced and difficult pieces.  Take the Big Bang example where the person now gets that something exploded outwards.  Now, you can explain how this created the galaxy (mess) and the planets/stars/etc. (burrito pieces) exist individually instead of connected.  Eventually, you can phase out the comparison and they’ll be left with the information as well as a simple way to explain it to others.

Analogies can be used in writing too. They’re really useful in non-Earth fiction.  As the image states, they can be used to pump up your stories.  Narrators can explain things in a fictional world by connecting it to the real world.  Characters can explain magic systems, historical events, and other unfamiliar pieces of world-building with a simplification for those who don’t know.  It helps the readers know what is going on without getting an info dump or being talked to directly.  Analogies are so common in our lives that this tactic makes them feel organic.

This doesn’t mean analogies are perfect and safe.  As I said, they depend a lot on pre-existing knowledge.  There’s also an issue where a person might not like analogies and see them as idiotic.  I’ve met many who are able to grasp concepts easily, so they see analogies as ‘dumbing down’.  Even if they’re not the target, they will feel like they are and the analogy can come off as insulting.  Doesn’t matter with some people that others might need it, so you can inadvertently rub someone the wrong way.  Can you do anything to avoid this?  Only by not using analogies, but then you’ll have people who don’t understand.  Best to weigh your options on which scenario you would rather deal with if you have to.

Another challenge with analogies is just coming up with them.  They aren’t easy regardless of the time we take to craft one.  A long time can lead to us second guessing our connections and making a mess.  Too little time can create an analogy that makes about as much sense as playing chess on a highway.  I’ve found that there’s a balance between instinct and conscious thought with these things.  Rush into it to see what comes up first and then come back to it later.  A first shot at an analogy is rarely on point.  If you can’t understand it a week later then you need to do it again.

So, what do you think about analogies?  Got any favorites?

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How to Use Prologues, Part 3, Prologue Dos and Don’ts

Hi SErs! It’s a day of Harmony here at Story Empire 🙂 Today, I’d like to talk about prologue dos and don’ts. Here’s a link to the previous post on …

How to Use Prologues, Part 3, Prologue Dos and Don’ts
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Happy Macaroon Day! (Eat Some while Enjoying a Fantasy Adventure for $2.99)

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Grab your snacks and get comfortable for a wild jungle adventure in Legends of Windemere: Charms of the Feykin!

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Floyd’s Fantastic Flower Shop: Allergy Meds in Back

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Welcome to the magic flower shop.  Each of our flowers bestows a special ability if you wear it.  These last until they die, so work hard to keep your purchase alive for as long as possible.  Please be aware that if any of our flowers crosspollinate with those around you, the offspring will have no magical properties.  We learned the hard way that you need such a safeguard.  So, what would you like?

  • Roses–  Sprout thorns from skin when stressed; Favored by introverts
  • Orchids–  Create kaleidoscopic lights from your hands; Do NOT use while driving
  • Sunflowers– Emit solar blast from mouth; Risk of burning off taste buds
  • Lilies– Shed skin like a banana peel to reveal new skin beneath: Gross at parties
  • Daisies– Detach hands and throw like a spinning blade; Creator has been sacked
  • Tulips– Cause others to fall in love with you; CAUTION: Spells dies with flower
  • Carnations– Full knowledge and ability to ballet dance; Tutu and tights not included
  • Narcissus– Utter confidence at whatever you do; High risk of being a jerk
  • Irises– Heightened senses; Sense of smell will be overwhelmed by flower
  • Bird of Paradise– Ability to fly; Accomplished by taking the form of bird of same name
  • Violets– Super agility and speed; Deep fear of chewing gum
  • Daffodils– Grow to twice height with proportional strength; Does not change clothes
  • Mums– Able to turn into a ball and roll with precision; Lose ability to speak
  • Jasmine– Heat vision and create gentle stream of water . . . You can make tea
  • Dahlia– Increased luck in matters of money; May awaken an Aztec God
  • Lotus– Can never be stressed or upset; Overuse leads to loss of all emotions
  • Hibiscus– Telepathy; Only works on members of the opposite sex with no control
  • Snapdragon– Arms can be used like whips; Grow scales for a week
  • Marigolds– Crimp any object with bare hands; Favored by crafty people
  • Cockscomb– Watch your language
  • Foxglove– Trasnsform into a fox; Be aware of local hunting seasons and rabies risks
  • Primrose– Walk with grace and elegance regardless of surface; People will stare at your butt
  • Snowdrop– Create snowstorms; We are NOT responsible for people hating you for ruining picnics, summer, or any other events
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Happy Pink Flamingo Day! Let’s See the Inspiration

So, today is the National Pink Flamingo Day, which is about these guys:

Not Real Flamingos

I thought it would be more interesting to do a post about the real thing.  After all, flamingos are one of the most identifiable and popular birds around.  Their pink coloration, long necks, and how they stand on one leg are practically iconic in the animal kingdom.  They’re also filter feeders and eat by straining food from mud, which involves eating with their heads upside down.  Really cool.

Also, none of the 6 species are endangered.  That means, we can dive right into the pictures (all found with Google Image Search) and videos.

Greater Flamingo

This is the Greater Flamingo, which has the greatest range.  It’s also the largest. They’re found in Africa, Southern Europe, and South/Southwest Asia.

Lesser Flamingo

The Lesser Flamingo is found in Sub-Saharan Africa and western India.  These are actually the smallest flamingo species.

Chilean Flamingo

Found in South America, the Chilean Flamingo is considered near threatened.  This is because they live in salt lagoons and soda lakes, which are at risk of pollution.  Some have been introduced to the Netherlands.

James’s Flamingo

The James’s Flamingo has more yellow in its beak than other species.  The live in the higher altitude plateaus of the Andes like in Peru and Bolivia.  They were thought to be extinct until a colony was found in 1956.

Andean Flamingo

The Andean Flamingo is closely related to the James’s Flamingo.  They live in the same region too.  You can see in the pictures that they differ in beak color.  This one also has a deeper mandible than other species.  Mining has made this species vulnerable.

American Flamingo

The American or Caribbean Flamingo is the only one that inhabits North America, but it isn’t exclusive to the continent.  It can be found in the Caribbean, Florida, Belize, Colombia, Brazil, and Venezula.

Here’s an informative video to learn more:

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