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Welcome to the magic flower shop.  Each of our flowers bestows a special ability if you wear it.  These last until they die, so work hard to keep your purchase alive for as long as possible.  Please be aware that if any of our flowers crosspollinate with those around you, the offspring will have no magical properties.  We learned the hard way that you need such a safeguard.  So, what would you like?

• Roses–  Sprout thorns from skin when stressed; Favored by introverts
• Orchids–  Create kaleidoscopic lights from your hands; Do NOT use while driving
• Sunflowers– Emit solar blast from mouth; Risk of burning off taste buds
• Lilies– Shed skin like a banana peel to reveal new skin beneath: Gross at parties
• Daisies– Detach hands and throw like a spinning blade; Creator has been sacked
• Tulips– Cause others to fall in love with you; CAUTION: Spells dies with flower
• Carnations– Full knowledge and ability to ballet dance; Tutu and tights not included
• Narcissus– Utter confidence at whatever you do; High risk of being a jerk
• Irises– Heightened senses; Sense of smell will be overwhelmed by flower
• Bird of Paradise– Ability to fly; Accomplished by taking the form of bird of same name
• Violets– Super agility and speed; Deep fear of chewing gum
• Daffodils– Grow to twice height with proportional strength; Does not change clothes
• Mums– Able to turn into a ball and roll with precision; Lose ability to speak
• Jasmine– Heat vision and create gentle stream of water . . . You can make tea
• Dahlia– Increased luck in matters of money; May awaken an Aztec God
• Lotus– Can never be stressed or upset; Overuse leads to loss of all emotions
• Hibiscus– Telepathy; Only works on members of the opposite sex with no control
• Snapdragon– Arms can be used like whips; Grow scales for a week
• Marigolds– Crimp any object with bare hands; Favored by crafty people
• Cockscomb– Watch your language
• Foxglove– Trasnsform into a fox; Be aware of local hunting seasons and rabies risks
• Primrose– Walk with grace and elegance regardless of surface; People will stare at your butt
• Snowdrop– Create snowstorms; We are NOT responsible for people hating you for ruining picnics, summer, or any other events