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Welcome to the Robo-Depot! Buy 2 Clamp Hands and Get a Free Death Beam!

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Come on in and take a look around. We have every type of robot that you can imagine thanks to our top engineers.  First of all, I must inform you that we only deal in robots and lack the licensing … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Merchandise Mart: We Have More Than Bookmarks

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the only place that provides authors with the merchandising choices of their dreams.  We don’t even charge real money.  Oh, we’ll get to that part near the end because you don’t want to ruin the surprise.  Now, what … Continue reading →

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Monsters on Monsters in Fiction

Posted on July 20, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Ogre-  Do we have any of the monsters above in this chat room? Vampire-  I’m here, but I’m the romantic kind. Werewolf-  Same. Dragon-  That would be a no then.  This is exactly the problem I was talking about last … Continue reading →

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Paul’s Pizza Platter Plateau: The Soda Machine Is Working Now

Posted on June 1, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the Pizza Platter Plateau.  Hope the climb wasn’t too rough since we’ve had a few bandit issues lately.  They only take enough for a large pie and that’s if they can’t dumpster dive.  We had a security guard, … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Bait Shoppe: More than Worms

Posted on February 24, 2017 by Charles Yallowitz

So, what are you hunting or fishing for today?  No problem if you haven’t decided since we have bundles for the undecided.  A little from column A and a little from column B will get you pretty far.  Just follow … Continue reading →

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A Collection of Past Posts

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Last year, I did a theme where I have the holidays talk in a dialogue.  Think I did it twice even though I swear there was a third that I can’t find on my blog any more. Anyway, I was … Continue reading →

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Christmas Intervention (A Dialogue)

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

Christmas–  This doesn’t look like a Secret Santa Meeting. Labor Day– Sit down, Christmas. We really need to talk.  Please keep in mind that we love you and worry about you. Many people take joy from you, but we fear … Continue reading →

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The Personality Plaza: For the Character Depth You Know You Want

Posted on January 16, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the Personality Plaza!  This is the best place you can go to purchase some depth for your characters.  We have plenty of packages that range from the broken hero to the deluded villain and then some unique ones.  … Continue reading →

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Birthday Party Aftermath

Posted on April 11, 2014 by Charles Yallowitz

Luke Callindor– You know, I’m not really sure when my birthday is.  I think it’s in the spring. Sari– I’m kind of lost on that too.  The author really has an issue with passage of time.  I think I know … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas from Windemere

Posted on December 25, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Luke– How are we supposed to do this? Kira– I think we all say ‘Merry Christmas’ at the same time. Sari–  Okay!  One the count of- Fizzle– What Chr . . . is it? Aedyn– It is an important religious, … Continue reading →

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