A Collection of Past Posts

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Last year, I did a theme where I have the holidays talk in a dialogue.  Think I did it twice even though I swear there was a third that I can’t find on my blog any more. Anyway, I was trying to do it again, but it kept coming out the same.  It does irk me when a holiday is enveloped by another and not giving its own time.  Yet, it just feels like I can only do that trick once or twice.  (I’d say thrice, but I really don’t know where that third one went.)  Instead, I’m just going to leave links to the funny stuff after this poem:

That time of year again
Except I am not sure
Is it autumn?
Winter?
A new has arrived?
Songs and decorations
Confusing all my senses
Bats eaten by turkeys
Already killed by sugar plum fairies
The witch is wearing red
And the pilgrim has a sled
Is that a pumpkin pie
Shaped like a menorah?
Everything is blending
A mush of sales and sorrows
Toss the calendar aside
For even it has lost all meaning

Now for the funny:

Christmas Intervention (A Dialogue)

Labor Day’s Day

Crossing Bedlam for 99 Cents . . . WHAT!?

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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12 Responses to A Collection of Past Posts

  1. quiall says:

    You never disappoint! hahahaha

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  2. L. Marie says:

    Great poem, Charles!! And once again, the Christmas Intervention post made me laugh out loud.

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  3. I remember the holidays talking. Great stuff.

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