Tag Archives: humor

Paul’s Pensive Pen Shop: All Purchases Come with Laundromat Coupons

Posted on January 15, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little shop where you can buy any of our special pens.  They’re special because they all do something magical.  We make sure that what you purchase only functions in your hands too.  So, there is no fear … Continue reading →

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War of Nytefall Available on Amazon!

Posted on January 9, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

As many know, this was my second series.  War of Nytefall involved the unique vampires of Windemere, which are called Dawn Fangs.  An accident caused Clyde to turn from a normal vampire to a sun-immune, incredibly strong, functional heart Dawn … Continue reading →

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Good-Bye, 2023! Happy-Ish New Year

Posted on December 31, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

Sure we’re all busy doing something.  So, enjoy the humor, celebrate safely, and hopefully ‘see’ everyone around next year.  (All images found in Google Image Search.)

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The Art of Accidental Intimidation

Posted on December 22, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

This is another one of those topics that I had on my list and totally forgot what inspired it or where to go.  Yet, I do feel compelled to write about it.  Not because I have a lot to say, … Continue reading →

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7 Tips to Having Enemies Become Allies

Posted on December 20, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

The temptation to turn a popular villain into a hero can be pretty strong.  To do this, you need to make the two enemies stop wanting to kill each other.  Might not be an easy task because just saying ‘they … Continue reading →

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Poetry Day: Get Me My Axe and Ale

Posted on December 14, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

(I remember this one.  I had to get a suit for a wedding after a few years of avoiding such events.  While getting fitted, I was described as short and compact.  All this made me think about were fantasy dwarves.  … Continue reading →

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Dreams vs Reality

Posted on December 4, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

Reality- That’s a load of bull! Dreams- I don’t know.  Seems to make sense to me. Reality- You can’t touch dreams.  They might be in your brain, but you can’t really interact with them.  Most of your kind fade away … Continue reading →

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted on November 23, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

The title says it all.  Enjoy the time with your family . . . or not depending on what happens.  At least enjoy the food.

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7 Tips to Having Characters Speak to the Dead

Posted on November 22, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

It really does seem like an easy power to throw into a story and solve a problem.  That might be the issue though.  Speaking with the dead or any spirits should have some kind of challenge.  Otherwise, the characters with … Continue reading →

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Sally’s Sandwich Shop: You Can’t Avoid the Bread

Posted on November 3, 2023 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little sandwich restaurant.  We only have sandwiches.  The sign even says that we don’t have soups or salads.  No funny business.  As you can see, we have a long line, so here’s the menu and you have … Continue reading →

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