Tag Archives: humor

Legends of Windemere #Fantasy Series Bundle #1 for 99 cents! #Christmas @amazon

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

Give the gift of magic & adventure! With this deal you can get: Beginning of a Hero, Prodigy of Rainbow Tower, & Allure of the Gypsies for 99 cents. Price goes up to $2.99 on Saturday and Sunday, which is … Continue reading →

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Post Revisited: Cinematic Pet Peeves

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

This post originally went live on October 7th, 2013. My friend, John W. Howell, is a funny man and made a post today about what not to do when on a movie date.  I got to thinking about my movie … Continue reading →

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Don’t Kill Over Stolen Milk

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

This is an old poem from long before I got serious about it.  It aimed more humor than any type of form.  A true story from college too.  Though the last line doesn’t really hold true. Stuck in class Breakfast … Continue reading →

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Post Revisited: So You Want to Write Fantasy (A Pessimistic Approach?)

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

This is a post that originally went live on July 22nd, 2013.  I’m putting it here because I’m tired and want to save other ideas for December.  Might make it a whole week of Retros to recover from the weekend.  … Continue reading →

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Teaser Tuesday: Whipping It with Cassidy & Lloyd

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

Decided to take part of a fight from Crossing Bedlam and share.  It’s lengthy, but I couldn’t resist putting a lot of the jokes in here.  Mostly Lloyd at the end and the announcer.  Now for the appropriate music:

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Christmas Intervention (A Dialogue)

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

Christmas–  This doesn’t look like a Secret Santa Meeting. Labor Day– Sit down, Christmas. We really need to talk.  Please keep in mind that we love you and worry about you. Many people take joy from you, but we fear … Continue reading →

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Stare into the Monster Maker (Day 1)

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

These creatures were ‘donated’ by Eric Klingenberg Quifix Found within the jungles of Southern Holcur, these thumb-sized slugs thrive around small pools of water. Harmless to most larger animals, they do pose a threat to other insects, frogs, and small … Continue reading →

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How NOT to Help Your Jewish Friends on Yom Kippur

Posted on September 23, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

This is the Day of Fasting for Jews where we don’t eat from sundown to the following sundown.  It’s an act of atonement for the sins we did all year.  You might see a lot about this or nothing depending … Continue reading →

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Ye Olde Furniture Shoppe: We Have Chairs

Posted on September 18, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

Can I help you find the perfect furniture for your home?  Wait.  Magic furniture?  We only sell regular stuff.  Is this some kind of joke?  A very stretched skit for an author’s blog?  He has no idea why he wrote … Continue reading →

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Monster Maker and Monster Poll Update

Posted on September 12, 2015 by Charles Yallowitz

For those who remember, I’m doing Monster Month in October.  Last weekend I made a post about this and I’ll link it HERE! So, what is this short post about? Just a final request for Monster Maker ‘words’ and for … Continue reading →

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