Tag Archives: humor

Alternate Reality: Illusions Are Our Business

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our little corner of reality where all of your dreams can come true for a little bit of time.  Want to live the life of an adventurer without facing real monsters?  Just fill out this form and the … Continue reading →

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7 Reasons Not to Anger an Illusion Caster

Posted on December 7, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

You might laugh at the gnome making funny illusions in the bar.  Right now, he’s trying to win the heart of a lovely woman.  That’s the mood you want him to stay in.  There are many reasons not to anger … Continue reading →

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Teaser Tuesday: The Blonde

Posted on November 29, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

I should probably mention that there is a lot of crude language in here.  Kind of forgot that not everyone knows about the R rating on the Bedlam series.  Sorry about that. Trapped within the shipping container, Lloyd is unable … Continue reading →

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Even Heroes Enjoy Black Friday

Posted on November 25, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Luke Callindor–  Zombies!  I’ll take the ones on the right.  Oddly fast and aggressive for undead though. Timoran Wrath– I do not think they are zombies.  They do not smell like corpses and are more interested in the objects around … Continue reading →

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Preparing a Fantasy Thanksgiving Dinner

Posted on November 23, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Celebrating Thanksgiving in a fantasy world?  Follow these steps for the perfect meal that promises to be delicious, affordable, and minimal on casualties. Stock up on healing potions.  These can help with the prep work, family fights, bandit raids, food … Continue reading →

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A Collection of Past Posts

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Last year, I did a theme where I have the holidays talk in a dialogue.  Think I did it twice even though I swear there was a third that I can’t find on my blog any more. Anyway, I was … Continue reading →

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7 Technology Tips for Author: Not Responsible for Sparks, Smoke, or Flames

Posted on November 16, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

We’ve already established that authors and technology can have a love/hate/loathe relationship.  As nice as we are to our machines, we work them hard and they can turn on us in an instant.  *cautiously eyes the printer*  Are there some … Continue reading →

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Teaser Tuesday: You Had to Say It!

Posted on November 15, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Back to Bedlam.  Really should try to edit this book at some point.  If I’m really going to publish this one then I need to give it at least a once over.  Let’s get on with the fun. Handing their … Continue reading →

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The Forbidden Spell Cafe: The Best of the Banned

Posted on November 11, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

You’re not a priest, are you?  We have to ask because that would get us in a lot of trouble since we aren’t dealing in regular spells.  There’s a small market for forbidden magic, but it’s still very lucrative.  First, … Continue reading →

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7 Ways to Make an Author Smile

Posted on November 4, 2016 by Charles Yallowitz

Being an author can be thankless at times.  You toil over your book, fatigue over edits, stress over publishing, and go nuts over promoting.  All for even one sale or a review that will make you happy.  Just something to … Continue reading →

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