Tag Archives: humor

Lorry’s Lair Rental Bonanza Blitz . . . Every Death Volcano Must Go!

Posted on May 18, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the biggest sale of the year.  Well, it’s our only sale of the year because we’re only open for a week.  Since we only do rentals, there’s no point in staying open and wasting money.  This system keeps … Continue reading →

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Timmy’s Casket Emporium: For All Your Six Feet Under Needs

Posted on April 6, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to . . . Oh, one of your kind.  Sorry, but things always get complicated when vampires come looking.  Humans get the standard things like pillows, colorful decorations, fancy woods, televisions on the inside of the lid, and minibars … Continue reading →

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Legends of Windemere Highlight Post #fantasy #series

Posted on April 5, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Click Here for the Series Spotlight on N.N. Light’s Site!

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What Do You Miss About Being Human? (Cast of War of Nytefall)

Posted on March 30, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

As you get older, you start to miss things from your youth.  The same goes for immortals that can’t interact with human society.  So, I wondered what favorite things my vampires miss from their old lives. Clyde– The thrill of … Continue reading →

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Dark Humor with Immortals

Posted on March 28, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Okay, the quote isn’t very funny, but you can’t find much that deals with humor being based around immortality.  At best, you get jokes and running gags with the characters dying repeatedly in increasingly bizarre ways . . . Wait … Continue reading →

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The Bloody Fang Boutique: Once You Go Dead . . . That’s Pretty Much It

Posted on March 9, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the first step of the last stage of your life.  Here is where I go over the rules to make sure you know what you’re getting into.  We do not allow people to have others turned unless all … Continue reading →

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The Mushroom Mart: No Pigs Allowed

Posted on February 28, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the Mushroom Mart . . . Okay, so it’s more of a forest, but Fungus Forest was already taken by a podiatrist down the road.  We are very serious about the pigs though because they can ruin our … Continue reading →

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7 Tips to Being an Author: Who Put Glass on This Road?

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

Full disclosure on this one:  I’m not sure what this was supposed to be about.  There are times I get an idea for a post, jot it down in shorthand, and assume I’ll remember what I meant later.  Less than … Continue reading →

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The Art of Bantering: Not As Easy As You Think

Posted on January 15, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

What exactly is banter these days?  I know the official definition is a ‘playful or friendly exchange of teasing remarks’.  Not exactly like what you see in one of the above examples, but I keep seeing examples of banter that … Continue reading →

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Right in the Gut

Posted on January 14, 2018 by Charles Yallowitz

A flash of heat Creating of beads of sweat And a pallor of near death Every bump Combines with every turn Changing lanes Feels like a rollercoaster Memories of food Ripple through the brain The most current meals Driving fear … Continue reading →

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