Beyond Dragons: 7 Bizarre Medieval Monsters to Inspire Your Next Fantasy Novel

One of my weirdest (read: creepiest) experiences with my daughter involves a medieval monster. How, you ask? Well, as a months-old baby, she had …

Beyond Dragons: 7 Bizarre Medieval Monsters to Inspire Your Next Fantasy Novel
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Revisit: Cuddle Wuddle

I know tomorrow is Poetry Day, but I stumbled onto this one from March 23, 2013.  It’s an older poem and I don’t remember the exact day I wrote it.  Still, it’s a weird one that I want to reshare simply for those who weren’t here the first time.  No idea why I was cranking out so much poetry in 2013 though.

Young Frankenstein

(This poem was done during my ‘depressed’ phrase after someone challenged me to write something that was happy, strange, and childish.  I think it’s still creepy.)

I wish I had

A Cuddle Wuddle

Not a big one

I want a small one

One with fur

As blue as sky

It would have three tails

For shooing flies

And four wings

Of golden feathers

Two eyes front

One eye back

So it could see behind

I also can’t forget

Its lollipop hair

That is my Cuddle Wuddle

I want it real bad

So who wants to buy it

Before I get mad

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Teaser Tuesday: Return to the Tribe

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

This is a short excerpt from Tribe of the Snow Tiger.  There really isn’t much to say about it since it’s all exposition.  I was trying to create a specific mood of turmoil since the heroes were walking into a dangerous situation.  Yet, I also wanted to give some sense of hope that it wouldn’t be that bad.  Not sure I pulled it off.

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Punctuation Part VII: Quotation Marks

Greetings Storytellers, Diana here with an utterly mesmerizing post on the topic of quotation marks, both the single and double variety, their rules,…

Punctuation Part VII: Quotation Marks
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Revisit: Child Protagonist . . . Parenting at its Best

Published on March 13, 2013 and I did better than I thought on this subject.  I know I did another post years afterwards without remembering this one.  Still, this is from when I went big with my non-promo and poem posts.  Good thing I tempered my word spewing on topics because I think I wandered off at times.

There are several types of protagonists that one can choose from.  You have true blue heroes, anti-heroes, resistant heroes, silent heroes, and so many others that have their own strengths and flaws.  One of the most difficult heroes, in my opinion, is the child hero.  This is the boy or girl who carries the story while not yet old enough to drive, drink, shave, or even in the stage where the opposite gender is icky.  I think this is a difficult protagonist to work with because the author is an adult and it’s too easy to go from one extreme to the other.  Many child protagonists are either highly immature to the point where you start rooting for the villains or so mature that you begin to think they’re not really a child.  Now, you can get away with going this route for the first book of a series or early in the story, but you have to evolve the character.

One of my favorite child protagonists is Ender Wiggin from Ender’s Game.  I’m sure this is a bad example because he’s a child genius and in a military academy that wants to break and mold him.  Still, he began the story as a realistic child who was being bullied, had a temper, had doubts, and resisted what was going on.  He had a great balance of maturity and immaturity that made me connect him to his age.  More importantly, the events that happened to him changed him by the end of the book.  I’ve read several books with child protagonists where the child is unchanged by everything that has happened.  The child just slew a demon after seeing a friend die and a village burn?  That child should not be the same cute-talking ball of pure innocence from the beginning.  Not unless you’re trying to make the child character entirely oblivious to what is going on.

Personally, I try not to use this type of protagonist because I don’t trust myself.  I don’t think I could find the balance between childish immaturity and the maturity needed to carry a story.  I would have a hard time trying to figure out where the parents are too.  I do admit that when a child protagonist is highly irritating and has the maturity of a rabid kitten, I start to wonder where the parents are.  I have that voice in my head going ‘nice job raising this pain in the ass!’ and then I start hoping that the child takes the hint and acts like I should care.  Still, this character is a child, so you can only do so much before he or she cries and goes running home to mommy.

I think this is where people go wrong at times.  A child needs to have moments where they react to situations like a child.  Bad things are happening?  Most children will cry or question why bad things happen.  Very few will grab a weapon to rush into battle or accept things as they are.  A benefit of using a child protagonist is that you have a character that looks at the world with an untainted view.  Children have that way of questioning things, uttering the most direct statement about a situation, or acting on less thought out ideas.  I’m going to pull this lever without hesitation.  The dragon might be lonely and not psychotic.  I don’t like that royal advisor because he looks creepy.  All of these are situations that an adult wouldn’t think of or act on, but a child protagonist will, which helps to carry a plot.  Many writers try to avoid doing this because they think like an adult and forget to step out of their skin for a bit.

I’m going to mention another example to demonstrate a milder child protagonist evolution.  The Night Ones Legacy by Gwen Bristol (plug!) is a great example of how to use a child hero.  Lily demonstrates that she is insightful and cunning in a 12-year-old method, which means she isn’t always right or practical.  Many times she seems to make things more complicated or misread things entirely.  She also possesses a childish stubbornness that isn’t some unbreakable will, but something that can be talked down or tempered with a stern voice.  She reacts accordingly and grows throughout the book until she hits a moment where she has matured enough to handle the main plot.  A great trick that Gwen uses here is writing the book in Lily’s perspective, which focuses the mindset of the author and reader.

I can only give the following tips for writing a child protagonist:

  1. Watch children to see how they act.  Staring at children from the shadows at a park or playground is not recommended.
  2. Talk to children and ask them what they would do in certain situations.  Again, don’t do this from the shadows, in chat rooms, etc.  Just ask a parent’s permission before interacting with a kid.
  3. Pay attention to the vocabulary that you give a child.  Not just what they say, but what they understand.  A 12-year-old doesn’t typically understand advanced physics terms unless they’re supposed to be a hyper-genius prodigy aka the cop out kid.
  4. Remember the physical limitations of a child.  They cannot run, lift, reach, or do things at the same extent as an adult.  Unless the adult in question is so out of shape that Jabba the Hutt would offer money for them to join Weight Watchers.
  5. Keep in mind that children can be distracted by things that many adults would typically ignore like flowers, cute animals, toys, and . . . okay, I know most adults would get distracted by these.  Remember that a child has a different reaction to these things than adults.
  6. If unsure, ask a friend to read some scenes with the character in them and ask them what they think.  Get brutal honesty through bribery or demanding it.
  7. Make an editing run through the entire manuscript, focusing on if the child is consistent and believable in attitude, maturity, and evolution.  There’s always the risk that an author will start off great, but get too comfortable and let the child protagonist slip into a more adult mentality without a catalyst.
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The American Zebras?

Hearst Castle

Hearst Castle is found in San Simeon, California and is a popular tourist spot.  It has amazing architecture and . . . Let’s just get to the zebras.

William Randolph Hearst was a rich eccentric who loved nature and wanted to create habitats on his land for animals not found in California.  This would be a place where people could walk or drive through to see animals such as deer, giraffe, and many more species.  The dangerous animals were in cages.  In 1937, money became an issue and this ‘zoo’ shut down.  Many of the animals were sent to other zoos or private collectors, but the land was eventually donated to California in 1958.  There were still animals living on the property too.

Among these animals were a bunch of zebra that made an area near Highway 1 their new home.  They coexist with a heard of cattle, so they can be seen on occasion.  Being on private property, you can’t get close and that’s a good thing.  These are still wild animals and possess the zebra’s natural territoriality.  So, a human will get kicked and bitten if they get too close.  There’s a reason you don’t really see zebra in petting zoos since they don’t have a pleasant demeanor.  As of 2022, there are 151 wild zebra descended from the origin herd.

It’s an interesting story since they have clearly adapted and flourished.  I didn’t find many people calling them an invasive species either because they stay in a small area and don’t destroy things.  I guess that’s a key point towards invasive species.  If they aren’t destructive, we don’t seem to mind them.  That being said, it has to be a shock for someone driving along in California and seeing a zebra without knowing they will be there.  Talk about a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

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Goal Post: Home Stretch With a Tweaked Spine

Crud . . . I was going to edit before scheduling this post.  Well, I’m here and my brain is steadily falling into disarray.  Best to do what requires more thinking.  I should have a chapter of edits typed in before I go to bed though.  Leaves me with 3 to go for Darwin & the Beast Collector.

It’s possible that I will finish typing in the edits this weekend, but I will probably come up one chapter short.  I can do that during the week, which means I’m practically done.  I’ll use the rest of my summer school and following week with my son to tinker with my notebooks.  Darwin & the Joy Path can be started after my son is with his mom and I get some Pokemon time in.  There isn’t going to be much to do that weekend, so I will have the prologue done by the following Monday.  Chapter 1 should be completed before I start the school year.  After that, I’m not sure how I’m going to make progress beyond using every other weekend.  This is why I’m afraid to get back into writing.  My schedule and energy are chaotic at best.

The rest of the week was exhausting due to work, parenting stuff, and the general weather punishing us for existing.  The week started with high 90’s/low 100’s and I tried to get some walking time in.  Going to a coastal park helped since it was cooler, especially during the evening.  Still, I had my son and didn’t want to expose him to bad weather.  By the time I found a day where I was only putting myself at risk, the weather turned to nasty storms that I narrowly avoided.  Not even joking since it started as I reached my block with dinner and I had to rush into the house.

Wish I had more to report in terms of writing, but it was a dry week.  I couldn’t even get to my notebook since I didn’t get to work early enough to tinker.  I’m needing to create 6 characters for one of the ‘Phi Beta Files’ stories and one might become a repeating ally/frenemy/lover.  This is where I realize I can’t get any inspiration from my old baby naming book.  Thought about using groups of six from mythology, but nothing has caught my eye.  Probably another reason why it might be good to take a week to work on these things.  I’m bringing the notebook along on the father/son trip, so I’ll be doing that when my son is doing his own thing.

Been doing a few Lego sets that you can see on my Instagram.  Probably getting a bunch of big ones in the next week or so.  I won’t tackle those until the school year starts though because I don’t want distractions from starting a new book.  It’s nice to a low energy hobby since writing drains me pretty badly these days.  Ever since my first bout with Covid in 2021, I don’t have the mental and physical stamina to crank out chapter sections.  I still find myself becoming fatigued after writing for 10 minutes.  It’s like I attempted a marathon while doing mental calculous.  It’s frustrating to be reminded how damaged and weak I’ve become with no way of full recovery.  The days of being highly productive in a short span of time are over.

Speaking of health, I keep getting told to look into prebiotic/probiotic stuff.  Anybody know about these things?  Found some gummies that have them.  It’s from the same company that makes my stress gummies, which help me fall asleep.  Staying asleep is still an issue and all medications taken to help have might with horrifying failure.  I question how I can be so messed up that I can’t even get sleeping right.  That’s a basic function of an organism and I epically fail.

Goals of the week?  (At this point, time with son is a given unless he’s away for the entire time.)

  1. Finish typing in edits for Darwin & the Beast Collector.
  2. Get car checked for trip.
  3. Do food shopping for trip.
  4. Make packing list and start packing for trip.
  5. Tinker with notebook.
  6. Sleep better.
  7. Finish the October blog posts.  Maybe start the November ones, but I can’t think of many topics.  Any writing topics going around latey?
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Revisit: Religion . . . in Fantasy

Originally posted on March 6, 2013 . . . Well, it was definitely something.  A true precursor to when I started to real story-crafting posts.  Looking at how I was posting multiple times a day with poems, random stuff, book news, and teasers, it isn’t surprising that I was all over the place.  Geez, I covered a lot of ground and my love of lists in posts seems to have been born here.

God from Monty Python

I’m sure at least one person made one of those hissing inhales in preparation of a conversation on religion.  I can go into it, but I’m sure religion and politics are the reasons people stop being friends and the phrase ‘mortal enemies’ appears.  Yet, religion is an important factor when creating worlds of fantasy, so I can’t avoid the topic.  For every race, there is a pantheon with overlapping gods, in-fighting, histories, and other details that make the gods of fantasy almost as interesting as the main characters.  I’m still going to apologize if I offend anyone.

There are many ways that a new author can go, so I’m going to list the most common ones (and one baffling one) before I reveal what I’ve done.  I’m sure I’ll miss a few though.

  1. Jesus . . . I’m not kidding here.  I’ve seen fantasy movies and read fantasy books where the entire world is Christianity with no sign of any other Earth religion.  I find this to be lazy and a little insulting to other religions that didn’t cross over.  I can’t figure out how a person can rationalize having a world of magic and the only religion is one that comes off sometimes as anti-magic.  I guess if you want it to be religion versus magic, but that’s still rather insulting to the Christians.  My advice on this one is to not do this without a lot of thought and work to make sure it fits.  This goes for if you pick any of the other monotheistic religions, but I’ve yet to see a fantasy book with Judaism in it.  If there is one, let me know because I’d be curious
  2. Greeks/Norse/Roman/etc. gods acting like they own the place.  It can work if the author puts in a lot of work to make sure they don’t take the gods exactly from their myths.  I’ve seen books with these gods where they’re made more human and others where they’re the bad guys.  This one could work if you want influential gods, but you simply can’t come up with your own.  Though, like the first one, it can be perceived as being lazy.  Oddly enough, you can get away with this to some extent when people aren’t up on their mythology.  I’ve met people who think Thor was created by Marvel Comics or Ares is nothing more than a zodiac sign.
  3. Two god system with one good and one evil.  This is a simple system for those who don’t want to delve too far into the religious aspect of the world.  Any character that follows a religious path tends to be either a villain or an obnoxious supporting cast member.  I’m not saying this is a bad system and it’s great if you don’t want to bother with religious subplots.  It also makes it a lot easier to design temples, religious symbols, and everything else that goes with a detailed pantheon.
  4. Gods that are worshiped, but are never seen.  This is another easy one, but it allows a fantasy author to be more detailed.  The priests worship the gods for holy magic or try to convert, but their gods are never seen or heard.  You can throw atheists into this world too, which is always fun.  The trick to this one is to have phrases from the characters that incorporates the gods’ names, so the reader gets the feeling that the gods are important to the world.  Otherwise, they may come off as lackluster.
  5. Warring gods to push the plot.  This one is simple.  Every god hates each other according to their priests, so every war and event has something to do with them.  Not much else to explain on this one.
  6. Gods that are present.  This is probably the most difficult because you have to give personalities and details to your gods instead of them only being a name, a symbol, and a group of followers.  You have to decide on their histories, their relations, how they interact with mortals, and so many other details to make them be a factor in your stories without taking over everything.

This brings me to Windemere and what I’ve learned about making religion in a fantasy world.  I have learned that it’s a lot of work.  I have a file that is a 3-4 page pantheon with the gods, what they’re in charge of, and their symbol.  This can be helpful if you want a lot of gods to choose from, but you have to accept that some of them might not ever appear in the books.  I found that making pantheons are difficult because you have to make multiple gods for each category.  You can cheat to some extent, but typically every pantheon needs a chief (Odin, Zeus, etc.), war, love, wisdom, and death god.  Dwarves always need an alcohol god and elves always need a forest god.  Orcs get fury, gnomes get invention, etc.  I decided to go another route and make an event that forced the pantheons to merge in order to survive after many of the gods died.

Another challenge here is the influence that your gods will have.  If you go for the Greek method then they’re going to be causing trouble everywhere and you better be ready for it.  In fact, you might find yourself writing a story where mortals head out to kill or battle the gods just to get them off your back.  There are various ways to solve this influence problem.  One is giving the gods a simply apathy toward mortals and they’re only interested in the attention.  Another is that the gods act rather human, which means most of them won’t get thoroughly involved in the lives of mortals.  A third option is that there is a self-imposed law on the gods that prevents them from getting physically involved.  I did a little of the first two ideas, but I created the Law of Influence to keep the gods at bay.  Personally, I think this law brings a sense of caution and fear to the gods that allows a reader to be more interested in them.

Now, you can do a fictional religion any way you want.  You can make sure every character has a god to follow even if they never mention it in the story.  You can make religion only for the priests and those who need guidance.  The great part about designing religion in a fantasy world is that you can do almost anything. You can even leave religion out entirely and never mention a god or use a priest.  This option might be the easiest because I will admit that keeping track of all the gods of Windemere gets a little confusing.

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Poetry Day: Wrath Rondelet

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(A rondelet is a 7-line poem where the first line is repeated on line 3 and 7.  The refrain lines are usually 4 syllables and the other 4 lines are 8.  These were tough, so I hope I got them right.)

Is Wrath your sin?

Do you rage with every slip?

Is Wrath your sin?

Anger is your natural phase.

Without it you are lost and scared.

Looking for a reason to snap.

Is Wrath your sin?

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Where to Sell Books

Hi SEers! Denise here to talk about where indie authors can sell their books. For most authors, Amazon is the most popular platform for selling …

Where to Sell Books
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