Teaser Tuesday: A Frustrating Stroll #fantasy #vampires

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Not much of a set up for this War of Nytefall: Savagery excerpt.  Just Clyde finding himself in another jam.  Have fun.

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Pieces of an Adventuring Party

D&D Party

Fantasy adventures commonly have groups of heroes even if only one of them is the primary antagonist.  A challenge for any author is to piece one together that is effective and interesting.  You can go with all warriors or all casters, but most times you’ll find a variety of abilities.  That’s because the more skills and abilities you have, the more challenges you can throw at them.  So, it pays to know the roles that can be held in an adventuring party:

  • Warrior–  I have weapon and I kill things.
  • Barbarian/Brute Warrior–  I have weapon and I kill things better . . . I no think good.
  • Trained Caster–  I’ve studied to hurl fireballs at things.
  • Untrained Caster–  I can just hurl fireballs without trying.
  • The Archer–  Betting I’m either an elf, half-elf, or a woman.
  • Friendly Priest–  Healing and destroying undead.
  • Zealot Priest–  Healing, destroying undead, and trying to convert my friends.
  • Thief–  Traps, stealth, and the source of 75% of the group’s problems.
  • Assassin–  I’m the child of Warrior and Thief with a love of money and death.
  • Necrocaster–  When you REALLY want inner party conflict.
  • Seductive Thief–  Are we going for a rating of R or NC-17?
  • Mascot–  I serve no purpose beyond being cute and promotional materials.
  • Bard–  Let me sing you a song that might be a spell.
  • Shaman–  Spirits do my bidding, but don’t ask about the afterlife.
  • Paladin–  Big horse!  Big armor!  Big weapon!  Holy smite!
  • Knight–  Maybe I’m an armored prick and maybe I’m an armored hero.
  • Inventor–  Even I don’t know how I keep finding materials for my creations while traveling?
  • *Insert Non-Human Race*–  We’re stereotypes.  Please move on.
  • Drunk–  Not just a personality in this kind of story.
  • Hand-to-Hand Guy–  Bruce Lee.  I’m really just an insulting variation of Bruce Lee.
  • Ranger/Wilderness Guy–  I’ve got stealth, weapons, lice, and a pungent aroma.
  • Merchant–  I’m here for the money.
  • Horse–  I forget I’m around too.
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Vella anyone???

Hi gang. Craig with you today and there’s something new on the self publishing horizon. It’s officially called Kindle Vella. I’m kind of interested …

Vella anyone???
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How to Write a Sidekick

Ciao, SEers! Today I thought we’d talk about a character who isn’t used often enough and is discussed even less. I’m referring to the sidekick. Sure,…

How to Write a Sidekick
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Semi-Review: Castlevania and Invincible

I binge-watched two animated series that were both similar and different.  ‘Castlevania’ was the fourth and final season of a horror/fantasy adventure based on the video game series.  ‘Invincible’ was the first season of a superhero/coming of age story based on a comic book series.  One had vampires and demons.  The other had aliens and supervillains.  Both had gore, slow builds, and a lot of character introspection.  So, it was an odd, but functional pairing.

I’m probably biased here because I played several of the games, read a comic version at one point, and have loved this series since the start.  That made the viewing rather bittersweet since it was the finale.  What is the story?

Trevor Belmont is the last of the Belmont clan who hunt vampires and the monsters that they control.  Sypha is a sorceress who he travels with and has the best one-liners of the entire series.  Alucard is the son of Count Dracula and Lisa Tepes.  There are other characters, but those are the main three.  Dracula has declared war on humanity for burning his wife at the stake and his vampire court is causing trouble too.  I really can’t go into details without ruining Seasons 1-3.

I enjoyed how all of the characters had their own stories and evolutions.  Though, I was annoyed a few times when characters I truly wanted to despise gained my sympathy.  Says something about the storytelling.  This also ended up being a downside for a bit because it meant the first 5 of the 10 episodes was primarily set up.  Each one focused on a character or group to show what they were doing then episode 6 is where the action explodes . . . I mean, it really just hits the gas and continues barreling ahead.  You will start to question how things will tie up, but it all comes together fairly neatly.  The series certainly ended on a high note.

I really recommend this series, but it does have a lot of gore, monsters, and season 3 added sex to the mix.  Surprisingly, no sex scenes in season 4, but I’m okay with that.

I never read the comics, but I knew of the character for a while.  Still, it meant I was coming in with no pre-existing knowledge.  I’d heard a lot of good things too, but nothing specific.  A few people told me it built up speed slowly, which is what I thought about ‘Castlevania’.  That’s another reason I jumped to it so soon.

The story is about a teenager whose father is a superhero.  He gains his powers and becomes the superhero known as Invincible.  He battles various villains and works with other heroes to show how this work operates.  There’s also a lot of normal life drama he deals with such as bullying, dating, school, and a part-time job.  This reminded me of Spider-Man in the earlier comics.  Not to mention Invincible looks like Peter Parker when he’s not in costume.  Anyway, big things happen that tests his limits and shakes his life to the very foundation.  That’s all I can say there.

As much as I enjoyed this series, it did have moments where I let it be background noise and did something else in the room.  The episodes were around 45 minutes each (Castlevania ranged from 23-31/32) and that felt like it was about 10 minutes too long for the story.  The action would be frenetic and then it would drop right into a talking period for a while.  It’s not necessarily bad, but it was jarring at first.  Later episodes had better transitions.  I also found myself getting bored with the love life chaos and figuring out his path subplots.  They seemed to get reset for the sake of creating evolution instead of letting him explore his choices to their furthest extent.

Maybe I’m nitpicking because I watched it after the finale of a series I really liked.  I’d still recommend this to anyone who likes violent superhero shows.  Almost like an animated version of ‘The Boys’ . . . Which brings me to a sticking point.

The Gore

It was funny.  I could eat while watching ‘Castlevania’, but not with ‘Invincible’.  Both were really violent with blood and guts everywhere.  It took me awhile to figure out why I was okay with one and not the other.

‘Castlevania’ had monsters know for eating flesh and drinking blood.  The setting and tone is very dark, which matches the color palette.  It just felt like the citizens of this world knew how deadly it was and the violence felt natural.  There was never a point where I thought it went over the top for shock value because it always seemed to fit.  I think the violence and gore was also continued.  You could see it coming and knew that it was happening to further the plot along.  Monsters pounce and drive the heroes to fight, which directs the overall plot.  The gore was a device that you don’t really notice unless it’s a big scene that fixates on it.

‘Invincible’ had people and humanoids who weren’t monsters.  They ate burgers.  They lived in cities and the colors were vividly bright.  So, the gore was impossible to let fall into the background.  You saw people pop like red paint filled balloons.  The camera would linger on entrails and corpses for no other reason than to make the audience squirm.  It was the brutal death that showed how violent the world was instead of the guts being highlighted.  The citizens of this world were getting butchered left and right, but there was never a point where it felt like they knew it was possible.  They went about their lives like they couldn’t be splattered by an alien invasion, superhero fight, or villain.

It felt like death had no effect on the average person here and only a momentary one on the main characters.  This made the extensive use of blood rather strange to me.  I became numb to it all by the 6th episode.  Half a city has been wiped out?  That sucks.  That hero is covered in blood?  He’ll be fine.  That man’s head exploded? I guess we’ll have to stare at the detailed corpse for a second or two.

Look, I still recommend both, but I will admit that they use violence and gore in different way.  That really struck me by the midpoint of ‘Invincible’.  That’s just me though.  I’m sure other people will think differently.

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Goal Post: Whirlwind Week with Extra Sprinkles

Ow . . . Just ow.

My heads is still spinning after all of the things that happened.  My brain has this weird time issue right now.  Monday feels both like it was yesterday and a thousand years ago because of everything.  I’d do a daily split up here, but events get repetitive and mangled at some point.

Most of my time was spent proctoring AP Exams at work.  This was a lot and took up most of the day.  You would think I could outline or do some writing while the kids silently took their tests.  Nope.  I couldn’t let myself get that engrossed in another activity because I had to watch what was going on.  None of the kids that I had were the cheating types and I’d seen all of them at some point to know I could trust them.  Still, I had to watch for a variety of situations in case they happened.  Exhausting.  Next week will be one day of proctoring and then back to the old schedule.

Writing has definitely taken a hit, but mostly due to me not having anything ready for drafting.  I’m still toiling away at the ‘Slumberlord’ outlines.  Think I got 2 done already and I should be finishing a 3rd today.  That leaves me with 2-3 to go and then I can decide on the next step.  Do I Need to Use a Dragon? is still in limbo too, but I might have an artist by mid-summer.  Wait . . . I need to jump back to ‘Slumberlord’ for a bit:

Darwin’s series had 8 volumes and then I had another trilogy that takes place 10 years after the last volume.  The problem is that I’m not sure he can shoulder a trilogy or that the story itself can be stretched that far.  It’s about more Slumberlords appearing, the Dreamscape, a feud between Slumberlord families, and an ancient threat that he has to deal with.  I’m wondering if I can condense this into a single book.  Maybe even cut out the feuding families since Darwin is proving to not have any ability or interest in politics of any kind.  So, I’m struggling with this and getting very close to when I have to make a decision.

Parenting has been minimal because my son was with his mom.  Schedules might change soon, which means less or maybe more writing time.  I’m happy because things will be easier on him and I get to be more involved in his schooling for the final month of the school year.  I sense that he’s getting as burnt out as I am, so we could both use the long break.  I got ‘Pokemon Snap’ for the Nintendo Switch too, which I promised not to start without him.  Funny how it’s a present to me, but he calls the shots.  Anyway, I’m looking forward to a change back to normalcy for us here.

Anything else?  I’m working on a jigsaw puzzle that is missing pieces.  I want to finish it and send a picture to the company to see if they can send me what I need.  This will also tell me if there are more missing than I realize.  Makes it pretty tough to finish.  Lots of colors and the guide poster is rather small, so it’s difficult.  Hoping that I can make a puzzle post after this one, a space one, and a Boris Vallejo puzzle I found.  Yes, that last one has bikini armor since I think him and his wife practically perfected that style of fantasy art.

Even though I had Thursday off, I didn’t do much.  My stomach has been killing me all week, which is an IBS issue.  Stress, weather changing, not enough water, and stress really set the issue off.  Thursday helped me get some of the problem handled, but I’m going to be out of it for a few more days.  Yeah, this is gross.  I’ll stop.

I’ve been watching ‘Hunter x Hunter’, which is a long anime for the most part.  This is after I finished ‘Rosario + Vampire’, which was kind of a let down in the second season.  I finished it to get it done.  ‘HxH’ is fun and I found all 148 episodes on HBO Max instead of 70-something like on Netflix.  Looking forward to hitting the point I’ve never seen, which shouldn’t take long.  Actually, I had to take a break because I binged ‘Castlevania Season 4’ and started watching ‘Invincible’.  I should finish the latter today, so I might write up a post about both tomorrow.  They’re both violent animated adaptations of works with one being from a video game and the other a comic.  It was sad to see ‘Castlevania’ end, so I hope they jump to another era of Dracula-battling.

Oh, I was trying to gather strange writing terms to make July posts around.  I’ve got Plot Armor, Canon (Real vs Head), Idiot Plot, and a week on Eucatastrophe.  Trying to find more, but I’m having trouble.  All I find are really niche ones that hit a specific story or the ultra common ones like trope and cliche.

Goals of the week:

  1. Time with son.
  2. Finish 2, if not all, of the Slumberlord outlines.
  3. Work, of course.
  4. Puzzle time.
  5. Finish the poems for June/early July.  Got 6 more to go.
  6. Get a list of odd writing terms for July
  7. Time with family
  8. Finish ‘Invincible’ and write a post about it.
  9. Biking.  I really need to make this a more common thing.
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The Inventor

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There is a need
That not everyone sees
A gap
That lingers in the shadows
Society can live
Without it filled
Yet it holds the whole world back
*
A third eye spots the hole
And a mind toils
Crafting the perfect plug
With future dreams
Feeling driven
To advance humanity
Even a single step
*
Completion comes
And the inventor tenses
Introducing their baby
The product of tears
And blood-tinged sweat
Hoping it helps
Or harms

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Immortal Wars: Light, Blood, & Tears Part 18

(Disclaimer: A warning to those who continue.  This is a sequel to a previous story.  Both of these were written in the mid-1990’s.  While the first one was slightly edited and vanity press published, this one has not been touched in over 20 years.  I figure I should do something with it and people may get a laugh or fright from how I used to be.  Every author comes from somewhere, so this is part of my origin.  To that end, I am deeply sorry for whatever nightmares I will inflict on the literary world and the American English language.  Enjoy?)

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The Mandervale mansion is innocently covered in soft snow and a smooth coating of winter frost.  Intricate designs of blinking lights are all around the three-story building and the large lake has become a flawless mirror of ice.  This is possibly the most peaceful place in the town of Oceanhead.  That is until a space skimmer lands on top of one of the rare statues far away from the mansion.

“I never did like that thing.  She looked so worthless without a head,” mutters Hydrana as she climbs out of the ship.  A dry trail appears in front of her as she walks toward the mansion’s dimly lit back door.

The inside of the mansion is warm and bright with crackling fireplaces and sweet scented candles.  Expensive paintings and statues bring the rooms a cheerful feel, but the Neptune guardian only feels the burning touch of a long lost pain.  It isn’t until she enters the servant’s kitchen that she finds a familiar face.

“Who are you?” asks a little woman once Hydrana turns the kitchen lights on.  The woman is very old and she wears a fancy servant’s uniform.  Her face is wrinkled and kind while her voice has the hint of a German accent.

“Rose?  It’s me.  Delila.  The little girl you took care of years ago,” replies Hydrana in a child-like voice.

“My little Delila?  Where have you been?  How I’ve missed you, my little angel.  Give me a hug.”  The old woman hugs the planet guardian and immediately starts crying.  This makes Hydrana very uncomfortable, yet it manages to help her regain a tiny bit of her mental control.

“I’ve missed you too.  But keep your voice down.  Are my parents home or on one of their long trips?”

“They’re home, dear.  They are sleeping upstairs in the master bedroom.  Where have you been for the past year?  You just up and disappeared.  The last sign we had of you was when your credit card bill was mailed to us ten months ago.”

“I left with three other people to protect the universe from evil.  I know it sounds funny, but it turns out that I’m an immortal superhero.  Just let me demonstrate before you say anything or laugh at me.”  The teenager has a tendril of water grab a nearby box of cereal and then hands it to the stunned woman.

“Amazing.  At my age it doesn’t do any good to get excited and to just take things in stride.  By the look of that ship you came in, I would have to say you’ve been off Earth.  The only place that type of vehicle can travel is in outer space with those strange engines.  Why didn’t you tell any of us?  All us were worried,” Rose whispers as she leads Hydrana into a large, private study.

“Don’t even start telling me that.  You know what would have happened to me if I told my parents about what I have become.  Dad would have found a way to make money off my abilities.  Then, everything would be back to terrible normality,” says Hydrana when she lies down on a small, red couch.

“I know.  Bill was never meant to be a father.  Your mother acting very protective was quite understandable considering how she was raised.  But at least she didn’t do the things that he did.  I always felt responsible for what you went through because I could never protect you.  So, you don’t have to tell me what would happen if he found out that you were back.  Isn’t it too cold to wear that kind of outfit?  This is the middle of a harsh winter and that skirt is so short.”

“Don’t try to change the subject.  Anyway, an immortal’s body temperature changes very slowly.  I won’t feel a chill for a few days.  Can you answer a few of my questions before I have to do what I came here to do?”

“Of course.  But, why have you returned after so long a time?  If you tell me why, I might be able to soften the blows.  Technically I am still your nanny until you turn twenty-one.”

“Then prepare to be hear another weird story.  I might as well just go straight to the point of my arrival.  I’m back because I am going insane and my loving father is to blame for my current . . . handicap.  Don’t look so scared.  As long as nobody tries to get in my way, I’m not crazy.  As for my reason for returning, I’m here because I have to confront my father in order to get some kind of control.  At least that’s what the voices are telling me.  Now, what did they do after I disappeared?”

Rose slowly moves toward the far side of the room and rubs her hands together.  Finally she says, “Your mother became very depressed and was silent for weeks.  Of course, your father did nothing about your disappearance.  He thought you were playing an unamusing game or prank in order to get something from him.  I had to talk him into calling the police and even then he did it halfheartedly.  After four months, you were presumed dead by your father and the search was called off.  Even the credit card bill didn’t change your father’s mind.  The bill had all of your favorite stores, but still he carelessly presumed you were dead.”

“Did I at least get some kind of funeral?” asks Hydrana as she thumbs through a family photo album.

“Sort of.  Since there was no body to be buried, your father decided that there was no reason to waste money on either a memorial service or a real grave.  There was no need to waste money on something that isn’t there anymore.  That was his reasoning for being a cheapskate.  Instead, your family went to church, which they, as you know, rarely did.  After that, they . . . bought something to take your place.”

“What do you mean by bought something to take my place?  I hope you mean some kind of dog or cat.  Even a hamster.”

“Turn around.”  Behind the planet guardian is a sleepy, little girl of no more than eight years old.  The kid quietly rubs the sleep out of her hazel eyes and her red hair is tangled and messy.  Her little pajamas are decorated with bunnies playing in a strawberry patch.

“A little girl with redhead and hazel eyes?  She looks just like I did when I was that age,” mentions Hydrana as she kneels down to stare at the little girl.  The child smiles and playfully stares back at the stranger.

After awhile the girl asks, “Who are you?”

“My name is Delila.  I used to live in this house.  Where did you come from?”

“I was brought here from California.  My new parents named me Delila.  I’m thirsty, Rose.  Can I please have some water?  Please.”  When the girl raises an empty cup, Hydrana fills it with cold water from her fingers.  As the small girl takes a drink, her little eyes stay on the nervous teenager that looks like an older version of the kid.

“Can you leave us alone, Rose?  Just stay outside because I would like to talk with you in a few minutes.”  The old servant obediently listens to Hydrana and leaves the two redheaded girls alone.

“How did you make the water?” the girl quietly inquires.

“The water?  It’s one of my special powers.  You’re a cute kid.  When did you move into this big house?”

“Six months ago.  They told me that their first daughter ran away and my new parents really missed her.  All I know is that I got a new home and a new mommy and a new daddy.  Are you a superhero?  Like on my cartoons.”

“Sort of.  I am a super heroine, but nothing like your cartoon heroes.  I’m real and I look much better than they do.  So, how have you been treated here?  Are your new parents nice to you?”

“Mommy is really nice.  But she won’t let me have too much fun and play because she gets worried.  Of course, I don’t really mind because that just means she loves me.  Daddy isn’t as nice as mommy.  He gets very mad about the cost of toys and stuff that are new.  Sometimes, daddy yells at me.  Other times, an evil man that looks like him beats me up.”  At this Hydrana stands straight up and the little girl pulls up her shirt to show off a large black and blue mark.  The temperature in the room suddenly lowers to the point where the girl’s breath can be seen.

“You mean to tell me that your father hits you.”

“No.  My first daddy used to hit me.  My new daddy would never hurt me.  He told me that when we were on the airplane.  Why are you here?”

“To solve our problems.  It’s getting late, so I will ask Rose to bring you to your room.  Tell her to stay with you and protect you.  Just like she tried to protect me.  Now, go wait outside because I want to have a few private words with Rose.”  Instead of leaving, the girl goes to the red couch and pretends to go to sleep.  After Hydrana gets Rose back into the room, a dome of ice covers the couch, so that the girl can’t hear what is being said.

“Is she . . .?” begins Hydrana, but the specific word she wants to use doesn’t come out.  Instead the dome simply quivers and shakes to reflect her anger.

“I’m afraid so.  The girl is your replacement.  I guess there is no other way to explain the child’s presence here.  First of all, it was your mother’s idea to get another child.  Since she thought you were dead, she wanted a young child that looked just like you.  It has greatly helped her cope with your disappearance and has changed her completely.  She never meant any disrespect toward your memory.  One could say that thanks to little Delila, your mother doesn’t have to let go of you,” explains Rose in a nervous voice, which gives her a stronger accent.

“I know.  I probably would have done something similar if I were put in my mom’s place.  I’m not mad at her.  It’s him I’m pissed off at.  Seems that I inherited my father’s uncanny talent at causing pain to others.”

“Utter nonsense.  Unlike him, you didn’t mean to harm anyone.  It wasn’t your fault and you could not have fixed anything.”

“I can now.  What does he do to her?  I remember the verbal abuse and all of the . . . . . other things that he did to me.  But he never beat me.  Of course, I would personally think beating was a lot better than most of those other things.”

“He’s stopped doing that.  Thankfully.  Look, Delila.  Why don’t you go to the police instead of doing anything drastic?”

“That wouldn’t be as much fun.  The other guardians know about the verbal abuse and at least one of them knows about some those gross things he did to me.  They want me to be stopped.  Or pitied.  But I don’t want either of those things.  All I want right now is the vile taste of revenge on my lips,” says Hydrana as she slowly licks her lips and grins.

“If it is so vile, then why do you want it?  I could expect that being sexually abused hurts unimaginably, but do you have to hurt him?  You didn’t have to tell me your motives, since I have always been able to read your face.”

“I have to hurt him.  It’s the only thing on my mind at this very moment.  Don’t get in my way or I will do something that I will live to regret.  Now, leave me alone and take the child with you.  And do a good job of protecting her from anything that can hurt her.  But I swear that nobody will have to worry about him ever again.”

Rose silently takes the sleeping child away once the dome is evaporated and they notice that two other people had entered the room while they were talking.  Rose quickly scoops up the child and hurries out of the room.  The new woman has brown eyes that look much younger than the rest of her.  But she still appears as old as Rose, if not a few years older.  The tall man appears many years younger than his wife does, except in his slightly wrinkled face and thinning, red hair.

“Just the demon I was looking for.  So, now you’ve decided to switch sexual abuse with physical abuse.  Does it work better on the kid or are you just getting more pleasure from it?  Does it strike more terror in that innocent child than anything you ever did to me?” Hydrana says as she leans against a bookcase.  The slightest touch coats the entire wall in a foot of ice.

“Delila?  My baby.  I’m sorry, Delila.  We didn’t mean to hurt you,” cries her mother once the old woman snaps out of her trance.  She gives Hydrana a big, sobbing hug, but Mrs. Mandervale is violently yanked away by her husband.

“Speak for yourself, Mary.  This . . . thing is not our daughter.  Our real daughter has been dead for months.  We have a brand new child to look after.  This freak is not our daughter.  So, leave me with this creature and watch our real child,” he orders as he shoves his wife out the door and locks it behind her.

“Real child?  New daughter?  You mean my replacement, father.  For god’s sake, I wasn’t a pet or a freaking piece of furniture!  Regrettably, I was your own flesh and blood.”

“Shut up.  No daughter of mine would have acted like she used to.  Always wanting to play sports and spending her time with those three commoners.  She even dated that pale-eyed boy that could never survive in our class.  They were not on my family’s level of society.  We were better and more superior than they were.  Now, leave before I call the cops.”  Hydrana picks up the nearby phone and tosses it to her father.  He catches it and feels that the phone is freezing cold.

“Be my guest.  They can’t stop me.  I’m an immortal and have powers beyond your feeble and money-filled dreams.  And those three commoners, as you call them, are my best friends.  So, leave them out of this!  All of them were, and still are, better than either of us could be.  If anyone can be called monsters, I’d say the two of us could easily fill the part, father.”

“You’re insane!” her father exclaims as he starts to call the cops.  Hydrana lets him finish before she pins the old man against the ceiling with a hot geyser.

“I am insane.  But not for the reasons that you’re thinking of.  The old me was right.  It was a mistake for me to return and see you again.  Because of all those things that you did to me, I almost killed the other guardians.  Too many demons to control and nobody to help me stop them.  Of course, you probably don’t even want to think about those that got hurt in our war.  Actually, I’ll bet that the only thing that you’re thinking of at this moment is money.  You’re wondering if you can become richer by using my powers and me.  Well, it won’t happen.”

“Fine.  Then put me down!  I am your father and you owe me respect!”  The water disappears and he painfully drops onto the couch.  Hydrana simply stares at him with a wicked and sinister smile.

“Now you admit our connection.  But it’s really too late because I’m not your loving daughter anymore.  You’re fired from my life, old man.  I’ve wasted enough time playing with your worthless hide.  There are some bigger insects to squish in New York City.  So, before I leave and flatten those cops I heard walk in the back door, I’ll give you exactly what I owe you.  But it isn’t respect.  Hope you’re ready for this since it will last for the rest of your pathetic, abusive life.  This is my revenge, father,” explains the guardian while a long, thin ice spike grows on her finger.  She quickly stabs her father along his spine with the thin spike.  A full body ice patch stops the bleeding when she is done making small holes in his back.

“There we go.  And this patch will prevent you from bleeding to death.  Now, you have a crippling handicap like I do.  B-Bye, daddy.”

In a matter of minutes, the space skimmer is speeding toward New York City.  Left in its wake is a mansion filled with injured cops, a sleeping girl, a nervous pair of women, and a paralyzed, old man mumbling apologies.

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7 Tips to Designing Fictional Inventions

Not sure how else to explain this one because it doesn’t always come up in a story.  You might not have to design anything new for your world.  Then again, you might have to come up with something since a modern device makes no sense for the cultures and tech that you already have.  Can’t have a toilet without indoor plumbing after all.  Well, you could if you tweaked things.  Still, it’s best to have some kind of plan and that isn’t easy even with gnomes.

  1. Consider your starting technology level before you settle on an idea.  If you’re sticking with strict medieval European standards then you aren’t going to be moving far away from those.  This is because of the mindset of those who live in your world.  They won’t jump from water wheels to nuclear fusion.  Advancements need to be logical and not leap too far ahead of what already exists.
  2. The inventor can be a crazy outcast since they’re trying to introduce a life changing device or concept.  At least, people will think they’re insane.  This is only if inventors are rare too.  If there’s an entire culture built around advancing technology then people won’t be too shaken.  Still, you can’t have them accept these things right away too because change is scary.  Find that balance between caution and acceptance that will fit with your world.  Also, not every inventor needs Einstein hair and the hygiene of a teenager who thinks deodorant once a week is getting the job done.
  3. You don’t have to make your fictional inventions identical to something we can find in our world.  The needs and resources might be different in your world, so a variation can be created.  For example, the addition of magic can be used to design refrigerators without the cooling technology of Earth.  Look at what you have and see where you can go with it.  Also, why does it go from refrigerator to fridge?  Where does the ‘d’ come from?
  4. Having a culture that is more advanced and creates new technology can help, but it doesn’t always work.  They have to be willing and able to share what they’ve created.  If they are making things that only work in their kingdom then it won’t be found in other regions.  Maybe they fear neighbors becoming their equals and want to retain items that give them an edge.  It would be a localized advancement.  This is why I had the gnomes of Windemere spread out and happy to share.  It explains why things like indoor plumbing are becoming more common worldwide instead of solely in gnome cities.
  5. Not every invention you introduce has to be geared towards battle, adventuring, travel, and medicine.  There is nothing wrong with introducing advancements in clothing, entertainment, or food.  These are important aspects of culture, which we don’t always look at as places where inventing can occur.  Yet, they can be advanced with new materials.
  6. Explosions are fun when showing inventors, but they aren’t necessary . . . They are really fun to write though.
  7. Inventions don’t always have to work perfectly.  Prototypes can be used by heroes, which means things can go wrong.  We have things break all the time in our world, so why not in fiction?  This means that they can be seen as unreliable items, which are a source of story suspense.  It really works if they invention has already acted up or failed once, but they’re still trying.
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