Tag Archives: humor

What Keeps Nyx Going?

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Keeping the Prodigy of Rainbow Tower theme going, I’m doing the fun list of what Nyx needs to motivate her.  Let’s see what she lists: Magic. Relaxing with a mug of ale. Finding new ways to punish guys that pinch … Continue reading →

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Another Warning to Authors! (1,000th Post)

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is my 1,000th post, so I felt I should make an important public service announcement.  This is for all authors that spend a lot of time sitting in front of a computer and churning out their books.  Well, it … Continue reading →

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Guest Post by Robert Davis

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

The following is a guest blog by Robert Davis of Miscreant Thoughts and Lesser Things.  It is a special anniversary guest blog that he sent to me. Hello Readers, I am one of Charles associates, and if you are reading … Continue reading →

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Origins: The Slumber War

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Darwin Slepsnor is an anomaly among my heroes.  I can never put my finger on why Darwin stands out so much.  Is it because he’s a lovable halfling instead of a seasoned warrior?  Is it because he’s my first spell-casting … Continue reading →

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Guest Blog: Do’s and Dont’s of Indie Authoring by Ionia Martin

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This week’s guest blog is brought to us by the delightful, funny, and hard-working Ionia Martin of Readful Things.  She also is the mastermind behind The Community Storyboard where writers and readers from all walks of life can gather for … Continue reading →

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Choose Your Own Adventure Poem

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is my poem for the Thursday Poetry Prompt from We Drink Because We’re Poets. I wander through the kitchen Stomach growling like a dogSo little to ingest A naked can of soup Or possible some beans? The makings of … Continue reading →

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Garbage Truck Amok!

Posted on May 18, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is an attempt at a children’s story that my friend and I were going to attempt.  I finished the writing part, but we never got around to illustrating.  Presently, I’m not sure with to do with it.  I figured … Continue reading →

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Sneak Peek: Never Mess With Fizzle

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

(Note:  This is from the book that I’m currently working on, so it has not been edited.  It’s just been a big Fizzle week, so I thought I’d give him a shining moment here.) Fizzle darts around the clearing surrounding … Continue reading →

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Steps to Giving Your Toddler His Morning Vitamin

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

After a 6 hour battle over getting the toddler to take his vitamin, I’ve decided to give the play-by-play for such an event. Get vitamin. Get toddler. Politely offer vitamin. Retrieve vitamin from the floor. Demand ingestion of vitamin in … Continue reading →

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Poem Duet: Angel Cakes & Devil Dogs

Posted on May 14, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I was asked by Comfortably Numb to do a poem duet with her.  After some discussion and typical ‘you start, no you start’, we came up with the following: Don’t you want it? Aren’t you tempted? I’ll help you decide … Continue reading →

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