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7 Signs You’re a Destined Hero

The title is pretty self-explanatory.  Still, I should say something . . . Buy Crossing Bedlam for 99 cents because it has NOTHING to do with destiny. You get the feeling you’re being watched.  Not by anyone around you or anything … Continue reading

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7 Signs You’re a Fictional Assassin

Every article of clothing that you own has a hidden weapon.  This makes doing laundry very difficult and it is not uncommon for a knife to get stuck in the lint trap.  Let’s not even get into the challenge of … Continue reading

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7 Signs You Should Go Outside

At the urging of loved ones, including the dying orchid in the corner, you decide to open the window.  Taking a big sniff of fresh air, you promptly pass out.  Apparently, you’ve been inside for so long that your body … Continue reading

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From the Mouth of the Toddler

I was thinking of doing some poems about children and the different types you can find at the toddler stage.  Then, my son started saying silly things and I opted to make this list of his more amusing quotes: “I’m … Continue reading

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The Shire’s on Fire DDR Mix by Greg (And Kind of Me)

Way back in 2002, I wrote a funny ‘song’ called ‘The Shire’s On Fire’.  My friend Greg and I have odd conversations that lead to bizarre stuff.  This was one and I sent the ‘song’ to him.  I lost my … Continue reading

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When the PapiZ says Post, we Post . . .

You asked for it. Here it is. An IM/CY production in honour of out good friend Papizilla and Friday the 13th. You can see the challenge he has set forth here: http://theliterarysyndicate.com/2013/09/13/papi-prompts-2/ Hey, Charles? Yes, Ionia? I’m bored. Uh oh…. … Continue reading

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Because Everyone Should Hear George Carlin

Ionia of Readfulthings posted a great poem about sayings from America and the UK.  It got me thinking of the sayings we have that don’t make any sense.  I could talk about it, but George Carlin did it first and … Continue reading

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Charles Versus the Crane

Bastet has requested that I tell the story of the crane in the store.  This is another tale of my time as a Hollywood Video employee.  In fact, this was during my 3-month stint as a store manager.   They were … Continue reading

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Return of the Banter! (Long & Crazy)

In the comment section of ‘Spark You Can’t Explain’, Ionia Martin and I decided to return to our old bantering ways.  Though, it looks like we might have gone through withdrawal and overdid it. This time, we’re posting it here … Continue reading

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Cupcake by Mariah Jones

I just finished reading Cupcake by Mariah Jones.  Again, I’m not much of a romance reader, so this was foreign territory. I loved the light humor in the book.  There was a jovial, happy nature to the entire story that … Continue reading

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