One Day I’ll Make These Posts about Goals . . . Not Today

Okay, I understand I’ve been turning this into a weekly rant.  This is really the only place I put aside for life stuff, so crap tends to come out.  This week isn’t any different and I’m going to be trying to explain the most recent mess.

My wife does temping and I do writing, which means no health insurance from those.  We have been under a state program since the job loss of 2015.  This isn’t something we’re happy about, but you can’t survive without insurance unless you have enough money to buy a private island.  Yeah, I’m getting bitter.  Anyway, we found out Monday that we’re getting dropped by the end of the month.  There was crying, rage, cursing, and the usual stuff that comes with getting a steel-toed boot to the groin.  We spent the week trying to get our newer information in and begging to be made a priority.  The wife did most of the talking since my job confuses them and it was clear that I was more interested in screaming at people.  This is a time where those automated telemarketers come in oddly handy.  I yelled at ‘Bridget’ for a good five minutes to feel better.

Now the crux of the issue revolves around the kid.  He has a dentist appointment in late April, which is both a cleaning and the start of something harrowing.  Last time, we found out that he had a 25th baby tooth (most people have 24) and the extra was heading in an odd direction.  From the look of the x-ray, it was going up to his eye or something.  We’ll find out more in April, but that tooth has to go no matter what.  That means oral surgery this summer and we really would like insurance to cover some of that.  He’ll have to be put under, which is stressful enough.  Adding the fear that the whole thing will cost an entire college fund doesn’t help.

So, it’s been a really bad week that resulted in me doing more errands and cleaning than writing.  So Ritual of the Lost Lamb is still in the works and should be done at some point next week.  I have 1.5 chapters left and today is out because it’s a zoo day as long as the weather holds.  Tomorrow might allow me to get a little work done.  I won’t be holding my breath since every speck of time seems to call for the universe to bend me over the coals.  There are other headaches going on that are keeping my mood down and not much chance to be free of it.  You can only shrug off so much.

Hoping to see ‘Batman vs Superman’ next weekend since my birthday weekend (April 9th) is busy with appointments.  That and a birthday party for a younger generation of cousin that Aidan is very excited about.  If only they had stuff like bouncy castles for adult parties, which sounded cleaner in my head.

So, what’s the plan for the week?

  1. 2 more days of Aidan’s break.
  2. Finish writing first draft of Ritual of the Lost Lamb
  3. Review outline for Path of the Traitors
  4. Start character designs for Chasing Bedlam.  Yes, I’m going to write the sequel even though the first one is bombing.
  5. Prepare for a special change in April.
  6. Go over the superhero stories because they’re bugging me again.
  7. The usual stuff.
  8. Pray things go smoothly for once, but accept that 2016 is shaping up to be a shit year.
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Belated Saturday Round Up – Texas sunrises, Spanish Sunsets and Magic lamps

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Guest Post: Lisa Burton Talks About Magi-Tech

Today I have a special treat for everyone.  C.S Boyack’s lovely assistant, Lisa Burton, is touring blogs to promote his latest book: The Playground.  She is here to give her opinion on the combination of magic and technology.  As a very advanced robot herself, I’m sure Lisa has some unique insight into this.  Also, I should make another apology for anything Lloyd said when she interviewed him.  Welcome, Lisa.

Lisa Burton

Lisa Burton

Hi Charles, thanks for inviting me. Craig said you wanted to know about the mixing of technology and magic in stories.

As a robot girl, I never would have believed it possible, but the more I read the more I come across it. There is a bit of mixing in The Playground too.

This story involves a series of high-tech dolls for children. They contain access to The Playground Network, designed especially for children. These things talk to the kids, and understand just like a real person. You know, high-tech.

There is also a high-tech drug in the story called Microbe-Bots lotion. This lotion is programmable and can target specific amino acids, cancer cells, and other things.

That’s all right in my wheelhouse as a robot. That’s stuff I can get behind. Craig added the netherworld, with an angel of death, ghosts, and a Hoodoo practitioner that does strange things with a human finger.

Somehow, Craig managed to pull it all off and it makes a pretty good story. I think there is no limit for a creative author. If you want to mix technology with magic there’s no reason you can’t. Craig did it once before, in Panama, only that was all steam tech. The trick is to sell it well, and that usually involves research.

Don’t let Craig fool you, I do most of his research. He filters through it for the pieces he likes.

While I’m here, Craig always makes me bring posters to his hosts. This one is me with a dog that plays a prominent role in the story. We were supposed to have a nice hugging pose, but he’s kind of a bad dog.

There is a cherry 1970 Pontiac GTO Judge in the book. I have a swag deal that lets me keep everything I pose with. I didn’t want the stupid dog and sent him back. He would have scared Bunny, my pet rabbit. I would have kept that GTO though.

Thanks, Lisa!
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The Playground by C.S. Boyack

The Playground by C.S. Boyack

Blurb

The hottest toys of the Christmas Season are the Playground Network dolls. They contain a worldwide social network for children. Except, the network is controlled by a ruthless businessman with dreams of power.

To reach his goals he turns to the occult. Will our children make up his personal army? Could we have an enemy soldier in every home?

Gina Greybill is a cancer survivor who stumbles into her own brush with the paranormal. She wants nothing to do with it, but may be the only one who can bring down the Playground Network. To do it she’ll have to embrace her new situation, and recover the next generation of Playground software.

There is competition for the software in the form of a brutal thug named Clovis. He’s bigger, more ruthless, and more experienced. To top it all off, he has a head start.

The Playground is suitable for more mature readers, due to violence and mature themes.

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Cyanide & Cherries, with cake!

Oloriel's avatarColor me in Cyanide and Cherry

Greetings everyone! Today, I am turning 26 (feels like 96, if you ask me!), and to celebrate, my book, “Colour Me In Cyanide & Cherries” will be on a huge discount for a week. If you wanted to grab a copy, now is the best time! Clicking on the photo leads you there.

Third year in a row, I would like to, on this day of my birth, leave you with some poetry to read. Read it out loud and let it echo through whatever  season, time of day or night you are, in hope that all the good lives we are not yet living do not crack our bones with their weight!

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Autobiographical by Erica Jong
The lover in these poems
is me;
the doctor,
Love.
He appears
as husband, lover
analyst & muse,
as father, son
& maybe even God
& surely death.All this is true.The man…

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Ye Olde Super Henchman Shoppe

James Bond Henchmen

James Bond Henchmen

Welcome to my store.  So, are you here to recruit or upgrade someone?  Sorry, I have to ask even if you have a minion behind him.  Never know if he’s a bodyguard, chauffeur, or a snack.  Well, put this young man on the table and we’ll make him into your new top agent.  Mind if I ask what happened to your last one?  That’s a shame.  If you managed to keep even a tenth of the body then I could have given you a discounted DNA grafting to this one.

So, what were you thinking with this one?  I have a surplus in magical stones, which might not mix with your tech focus.  That is unless, and hear me out on this, you want to go with Magic-Tech.  It’s one of the latest crazes among young villains because it gives them some of both worlds.  The way it works is that we use the stones as power sources for whatever robotics you put in your new henchman.  Judging by the health and age of this one, you could get away with three stones before the risk of insanity or spontaneous combustion is too much.  You’ll try one?  Okay, we’ll choose that at the end.

Now this is supposed to be imposing figure, which means I’ll put some robotic extensions into the body.  Thinking of adding two feet of height and enhance the muscles so that he can lift a tank.  Very standard along with the usual damage resistant skin and a support pump on the lungs to handle the stress.  Hate to ask this, but did you have anybody bigger to use?  Well it is a tough economy and I can see how recruitment is difficult when you have that corporation convincing everyone to be an indie villain.  You know most of those idiots get themselves killed in the first year or even go hero, which gets them dropped from the program.  Yes, it isn’t a volcano.  I take it you read the fine print of the contract online too.

Let’s get to the fun stuff of weaponry.  I have blades, lasers, explosives, guns, rocket fists, psychic implants, and all the toys you can dream of.  Of course the jet pack and control thrusters are on the list since your enemy can fly.  So that’s a blade on one arm, chest lasers, knee spikes, and a regenerative missile system in the thighs.  That was easy and now we . . . I don’t know about that page.  It’s entirely experimental and it would be wrong to test it without the proper paperwork.

Oh, you have a pen and no concern for this man’s safety?  Excellent.  This is the energy reflection system that is supposed to send all projectiles back at an enemy.  Bullets lose enough power to harmlessly bounce off the reinforced skin.  There is even a side-effect of some energy being absorbed and increasing one’s strength.  I can connect that magic stone to this too, which would give it a little elemental oomph upon its return.  I’m fairly certain that won’t cause any issues.  Though I should warn you that there is a small chance the system will tear a hole in the space time continuum.  Not sure what that means either, but the scientist who made it says such a thing is bad.  I said the same thing to him.  Bad is my business.  Please sign here.

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The Bloggers Bash Awards ARE HERE!

Sacha Black's avatarSacha Black

Who Nominate?This is it. These are your Bloggers Bash Awards.  BIG thank you to everyone who made suggestions. The committee spent an entire evening discussing all of them. Lots of them were similar or connected to each other, so rather than take each one specifically we have tried to incorporate as many as possible under the awards we have chosen.

We have a number of new awards this year, and some changes to the old ones.

For those new to these awards, they are part of the Annual Bloggers Bash. A physical get together in London, England, every summer. This year’s is on June 11th, if you’re interesting in attending then drop us a line on:

Annualbloggersbash(AT)yahoo(DOT)co(DOT)uk

2016-03-09 13.23.08You can find more information here, information about the venue here. If you can’t make it but want to follow electronically, you can join…

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Questions 3 (Minus 2): Recruitment Time!

A Sign of Some Kind

A Sign of Some Kind

This one is easy . . . or difficult depending on your mood.  This isn’t even a question, so much as a challenge to have fun with.  On your blog or in the comments, it’s up to you.

  1. Write a Newspaper Want Ad for Henchmen.

Enjoy!

P.S.- For any younger visitors, a newspaper is like the Internet news sites, but they’re thrown at your front door and get ink on your fingers.  You may have seen them lining a bird cage.

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We go Spying With Lana, on Lisa Burton Radio

A fun interview with a spy who needs a vacation.

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Welcome to another edition of Lisa Burton Radio. I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl, and we’re having a little difficulty getting through to Hogwarts. Maybe we’ll play some music while we wait. I have a Runaways album that’s pretty awesome.

Wait, we have a caller. “Hello, You’re on the air with Lisa Burton.”

“Hi, this is Lana, calling from an empty warehouse in the middle of nowhere. First time caller, long time listener.”

“Lana, as in Spying with Lana?”

“Alas, yes.”

<Squee> “Spying has to be such a glamorous lifestyle. Beautiful locations, pretty clothes, hanging out with high rollers. Maybe knocking down the casino at Monte Carlo.”

“That’s what they tell me. I’m still waiting for the glamour part to kick in. I wonder if the Agency is giving the glamorous missions to someone else behind my back…..”

“Where are you now, and what’s involved with…

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Five Star Treatment – Midnight Owl – A Joe Leverette Mystery by Viv Drewa

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Easter Acrostic

Julian Froment's avatarJulian Froment's Blog

Eggs
And
Such stuff
To
Enjoy
Rolling and Decorating

Whilst
Inspiring
Spring
Hails us this
Easter
Season

And what better way to enjoy Easter this year than an adult coloring book filled with holiday designs.

Creative Calm 17

Amazon US

Amazon UK

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