Questions 3 (Minus 2): Recruitment Time!

A Sign of Some Kind

A Sign of Some Kind

This one is easy . . . or difficult depending on your mood.  This isn’t even a question, so much as a challenge to have fun with.  On your blog or in the comments, it’s up to you.

  1. Write a Newspaper Want Ad for Henchmen.

Enjoy!

P.S.- For any younger visitors, a newspaper is like the Internet news sites, but they’re thrown at your front door and get ink on your fingers.  You may have seen them lining a bird cage.

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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26 Responses to Questions 3 (Minus 2): Recruitment Time!

  1. I’ve caused a bit of an internet traffic jam today, but I always love these. Her’s my five second version:

    Storm the castle with your friends. Share the spoils. Involves skilled work with pointy things. Excellent benefits package, including cremation on the spot you fall, with three professional mourners. Super powers not required, because we will make you a cyborg anyway. Apply today and start in time for our monthly cookie exchange.

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  2. L. Marie says:

    Wanted Henchpeople for Nefarious Work
    Looking for motivated people to assist our conquest of the world. Must have the following skill set:
    • Black belt in at least two martial arts disciplines
    • Adept at all manner of firearms and explosives
    • Knowledgeable about Photoshop, along with advanced creative writing ability (to maintain the blog and social media accounts)
    • Advanced knowledge of computer programming
    • Knowledge of all manner of animals, particularly reptiles, arachnids, and members of the pantherinae family (tigers, lions, etc.)
    • Good people skills
    • Exceptional map reading skill
    • Knowledgeable about chemical compounds

    Must have a commercial driver’s license and your own life insurance policy. Must also be beta people who work well with alphas.
    We offer a comprehensive health insurance policy that you’ll undoubtedly need.

    An Equal Opportunity Employer

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  3. WANTED
    Cannon Fodder and Suckers to assist in World Domination.
    Must enjoy pain and dying in interestingly inventive ways including, but not limited to:
    Flying through the air and going SPLAT against various hard surfaces
    Hanging over precipices by their finger nails or one toe
    Trying to keep ahead of ravenous beasts in foot races
    Etc.
    Must love cats…

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  4. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Join in the comments on Charles’ blog -Have fun 👍😄

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  5. Great challenge. Off the top of my head, because if I think about this too much I’ll get really silly…

    Are you tired of the cutesy, bug-eyed, excruciatingly happy creatures in overalls? Do they make you want to crush a grape, or better yet – a banana? Do you want to light candle under them and make a giant Stewart flavoured blancmange? Then you are our kind of minion.
    Here at True Henchmen you will be taught the skills to be taken seriously, you’ll even be taught how to make blancmange. For an application form, contact…

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  6. 49lilykatz says:

    This is just too much fun to resist.

    Blind ad placed by well-established employer: Seeking adventurous wannabe-henchmen and women who are willing and able to participate in random acts of ______(censored) in places we cannot tell you about until after you sign our client’s slightly voluminous but easy-to-understand-without-a-lawyer contract. Must have experience with split second decision making, have an innate style-consciousness, and be able to identify plot lines and random quotations from all James Bond movies on demand. Must be drop dead gorgeous, since we take pictures of everybody at our annual henchmen & henchwoman party in ________(location confidential). All reasonable expenses pre-paid, with a generous $ 25.40 per diem for your swanky bar tab. If you can’t pry information out of your random daily bar-stool contact for $ 25.40, you’re just not up to our exacting standards. In that case, don’t waste our time, or yours. Keep your soul and enjoy your boring life.

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  7. Okay now here’s da deal. Da boss needs a couple a good guys to do some special projects see. He’s willing to pay good dough see. Youse also get benefits like shootin’ pool and playin’ cards. Youse need to apply in person and tell em Rocko sent ya. (Oh yeah. Youse need a pinstripe suit and fedora. We ain’t no store.)

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