The Armory of Ichabod Brooks

Armory at Prague Castle

In The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks, you get both a hint and a look at the armory he has at home.  This is found in his basement and readers will get a brief introduction in one story when he wanders down there.  All you really find out is that there’s a spot for dirty equipment and a vat designed to purify anything that was used to kill demons or other dark creatures.  Since I’m not introducing his wife and son yet, I can’t have him be at home very often.  This is where the hints come in and I realize now that this might be a little confusing because it’s subtle.

At least it appears to be subtle.  You see, Ichabod has different equipment in every adventure.  His longbows don’t always have the same enchantments and there are times when they’re normal, but his quiver has magic arrows.  Various rings, armors, bags, and articles of clothing have appeared.  Each one has its own set of tricks.  This variety is why Ichabod has a reputation for always being prepared.  Although, he’s also smart enough to think outside the box and use a magic item in a unique way.  So, it isn’t always that he’s prepared, but he’s cunning.

So, the first question might be: Why didn’t I give him one set of gear and keep it for every story?  Quite simply, I found the idea boring.  With 11 stories in one book, him having the same tricks would get stale.  It also weakens the idea that he prepares and thinks about every adventure before stepping in.  Ichabod wouldn’t take a job that involves fire creatures if his only weapon is a fireball bow.  So, it’s a situation that he would avoid at all costs.  Yes, he could stumble into the problem, but I can only do that specific headache once.  Otherwise, people will just be waiting for the inevitable fire-immune creatures to show up.  By having him set out with different gear every time, it strengthens the character’s foresight and brings an element of surprise since you don’t know what he’s capable of this time.

Second question: Why does he have so much gear?  Because he’s needed each one at some point in his long career.  Remember that Ichabod isn’t a starting adventurer and has been in the game for at least 25 years.  His wife is some kind of adventurer too, so she adds to the armory.  They buy each other artifacts for birthdays, anniversaries, and because all the time too.  Not to mention claiming stuff during an adventurer and being paid in enchanted gear.  Everything else was bought because Ichabod or his wife found themselves either in or heading into a situation that they weren’t prepared for.  After surviving, they want to make sure that the mistake won’t happen again.

The armory helps to show a lot about the Brooks’ mentality.  To some, they might come off as hoarders since they have so much.  Yes, there are odd artifacts that have very limited uses like the treat bag in Ichabod Brooks & the Orphan’s Shadow.  So, some of these items might even stem from home life too.  This does show a dependency on magic as well, which is important for the world-building.  Many fantasy worlds limit the magic and artifacts that you see.  Windemere is filled with magic, so it’s much more common than a reader might realize.  By having this armory, it shows that artifacts can be gathered in Ichabod’s world in a similar fashion to how we collect tools and guns.  Does he come off a little paranoid?  Maybe to some, but check out how many different hammers and screwdrivers you or your ‘Fix-It Friends’ have.  Pretty much the same thing here.

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Eight Steps to Establishing Your Author Brand

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Ciao, SEers. I’m just getting back into the groove after a long overdue trip back to the homeland. No, not Italy, although that’s on my bucket list. We went back to Pennsylvania to celebrate my daughter’s high school graduation with the extended family. A great time was had by all. We extended our trip, which put me even further behind, but it is worth it to see loved ones, even if we ran ourselves ragged.

Anyway…

Who are you?My series on creating a media kit seemed to be helpful to writers, so I thought I’d discuss something that coordinates with the media kit—author branding. Having worked for several years as a corporate identity specialist in my “real” job, those principles are transferrable and I want to give you a quick checklist that might help you out.

So, without further ado, here are eight steps to author branding cohesion.

1. You Are…

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Guest Post: Writing the Opposite Sex by C.S. Boyack (THE ENHANCED LEAGUE NOW ON AMAZON!) #baseball #shortstories #scifi

(Today I have a special guest whose newest short story collection has just been released.  A few of these stories focus on female characters, so I asked him to talk about authors writing the opposite sex.  So, give a warm welcome and let’s have a friendly chat in the comments.)

Thanks for the invite, Charles, and thanks for the idea. I checked back on my blog tour list and a writing lesson is one of the topics. Before I get into it, I want to tell everyone what I’m promoting today.

The Enhanced League is a collection of short stories that tell an overarching story. This is something new for me, because my previous collections were all stand alone stories. It’s the story of a fictional professional baseball league where performance enhancements are left up to the players. It has a science fiction basis, but the stories are human ones.

The individual stories include a lot of female characters. They aren’t players, but business women, scientists, umpires, stadium performers, and one high school girl with bigger dreams.

I’ve gotten compliments before on how well I write female characters, but I never focused on the differences until recently. I guess the first lesson is not to focus on the differences… yet.

I can only present this as a male author writing female characters. I can’t help but think the lessons are applicable either direction. If you have perspective on the flip side, weigh in.

Quite frankly, I usually develop a character before I assign a gender. Which gender will help me make the impact I’m going for? You might want to try that approach yourself.

Women are all humans first. Humans all have strengths and weaknesses, faults, hopes, and dreams. I’ll add in that if you’re writing a main character, they should absolutely want something. None of this has anything to do with their sex, even if they want sex.

If you write your characters this way, you’re going to make your readers happy. We’re all different, and your female characters can be different too. Some are extroverts, others are introverts. Some are forceful, others are more passive in their gyrations. They might be blunt, or passive aggressive.

I think this is really all you need to keep in mind, but I have a little perspective if you want to take it further.

My original character, Lisa Burton the robot girl, is a strong character. When her novel ended, I got tired of her moping around and put her to work. This all started as occasional blog posts where she served as my personal assistant. I commissioned a couple of new art pieces and forged ahead. The posters were very popular, so I promoted her to spokesmodel, and she helps promote my new books. More posters, this time book themed, and her popularity grew.

This led me to opening a Facebook site for her, and that opened my eyes. One of the first things that happened was some man sending her pictures of his genitalia. Recently, another man followed her and started sending stickers, poking, and sending direct messages. I backed him off.

Lisa is an electronic version of ink and paint, plus my own imagination. Keep it in your pants dudes.

This tells us something about men and about women. Men will do some things that are completely disgusting. Women have to be more careful, lest they become victims. Even then there are cross over issues.

Women are not unique when it comes to rape. While it is less common, male rape happens. Electronic stalkers are out there for all of us. Muggers and hackers are pretty indiscriminate about their victims. Still, women are more at risk for this kind of behavior and they might do things differently that a man because of it.

This proves to me there are differences. Not just physical differences, like female NFL players. Under certain circumstances, we act different. Men are more likely to blow off an important date. We forget six month anniversaries, Valentines Day, and birthdays. Women are less likely to do this.

Men are more likely to pull on a mismatched outfit and run out the door. Women tend to think an outfit through, and to clean up.

My original character, Clovis from The Playground, would walk down a dark alley and not even look over his shoulder. He would be the most dangerous thing in that alley. Most women, and some men, might think twice and go around.

Maybe there is a reason why women go to the bathroom in groups. They are also less likely to scratch themselves, or pick their noses in public.

Your female character can be a complete slob and do all of these things. She might still go around the dark alley. Your male character might prefer the tropical drink with the little umbrella, but he may still lean sideways and fart as he drinks it.

I suggest making all of your characters into humans first. (Yes even the aliens and mythical ones, but that’s a different topic.) If you want to demonstrate some differences, make sure they’re in character, and try them out, just make them subtle.

I’d appreciate you checking out The Enhanced League. It’s a 99¢ book and if you even like one story it’s worth the money.

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Cover Art by Sean Harrington

Blurb: The Enhanced league is a collection of short stories and anthems centered around a year in a fictional baseball league. It has a slight science fiction background. This league has a lot more pomp than you might be used to, and nobody seems to care if the players use performance enhancing drugs.

Stories involve existing heroes, up and comers, and falling stars. While there are the obvious stories that take place on the field of play, there are also human interest stories that take place around the baseball gyrations. These stories involve scouting, trades, ruthless business decisions, and even relationships.

I enjoyed researching and bringing you The Enhanced League, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. — CB

THE ENHANCED LEAGUE ON AMAZON!

I was born in a town called Elko, Nevada. I like to tell everyone I was born in a small town in the 1940s. I’m not quite that old, but Elko has always been a little behind the times. This gives me a unique perspective of earlier times, and other ways of getting by. Some of this bleeds through into my fiction.

I moved to Idaho right after the turn of the century, and never looked back. My writing career was born here, with access to other writers and critique groups I jumped in with both feet.

I like to write about things that have something unusual. My works are in the realm of science fiction, paranormal, and fantasy. The goal is to entertain you for a few hours. I hope you enjoy the ride.

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Smorgasbord Book Promotion – Air Your Reviews – Colleen Chesebro, Bette A. Stevens and Luna Saint Claire

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Family Man

Despicable Me

The Provider
The Protector
The Repairman
The Outdoor Cook
The Empty Seat at Dinner

The Family Man
Many roles to play
Some choose one and hold
While others forge new niches
The Stay-At-Home

Times change the needs
More than a wallet or hammer
Diapers need changing
Homework needs checking
The Caretaker

Put on a tiara for her
And sip the invisible tea
Be his sidekick
And fight the villains on the couch
The Playmate

The Family Man
Is no longer defined
By work hours and wages
Home now requires
A tender masculine touch

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Some context here because the poem got away from me.  It was supposed to be about Ichabod Brooks and him being a family man.  This is a popular topic in The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks because he brings his wife and son up at least once per adventure  Yet, I thought of myself and how I’m different from him.  He’s certainly more of ‘The Provider’ in the stories since I don’t show him at home where he does a lot of kid stuff.  Anyway, the Stay-At-Home father is fairly new just as men being more involved in child-rearing.  It’s a change that causes a lot of confusion and criticism for some people.  I remember taking my son out food shopping in the middle of the day and I’d get strange looks.  Older people would even tell me that women are naturally better at feeding, diaper changes, and everything else.  I’d never get a response when I pointed out that I’ve done more of that than my wife, especially because of her Post-Partum issues.  I think the family dynamic is changing a lot for fathers, but the conversation doesn’t come up as often.  I’m looked at as a failure because I’m not working 3 jobs to provide and give my wife the time to stay home.  Does it hurt?  It used to, but I know I’m creating a bond with my son that I wouldn’t have if I was working myself to death.  Makes me wonder if fathers have to work harder to bond with their kids because we don’t have the initial contact that comes from the early stuff.  Hard for me to say since I’ve been hands on since before my son was born.  Never missed a single OBGYN appointment with the wife and people find it weird that I’m proud of that.

Anyway, that’s kind of where I’m coming from.  Mostly because I see so many discussions about parenthood and I can’t really get involved because I’m in a different situation.  People don’t like it if a guy steps in and points out that they’re a stay-at-home who isn’t like what they’re complaining about.  You’re really looked at as a freak on the Internet more than in the real world.  Not sure why.

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Mrs. N Answers Readers’/Followers’ Questions on #Writing, #SpreadtheLight and More! #books

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A Perfect 10 With Joan Hall

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This week, we sit down with author Joan Hall. She will give us some insight into her inspiration and her writing.

Please enjoy this week’s edition of A Perfect 10

If you want to check out past interviews, you can find them in the following links:

A.C. FlorySteve BoseleyKayla MattMae ClairJill SammutDeanna KahlerDawn Reno LangleyJohn HowellElaine CouglerJan SikesNancy BellNick DavisKathleen LopezSusan ThatcherCharles YallowitzArmand RosamiliaTracey PaganaAnna DobrittKaren OberlaenderDeby FredericksTeri PolenDarlene FosterRobert Rayner, C.C. NaughtonSherry RentshlerLinda Bradley, Luna St. Clair

Also, if you are an author and you want to be part of this feature, I still have a few slots open…

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Adventures in Marketing – Bundle Rabbit II – Heroic Tales #Fantasy

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Did I Even Have Goals This Week?

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The new book is doing okay.  It has 3 reviews, but only sold 7 copies according to the Amazon reports.  The ranking is abysmal, but it looks like I’m losing to a lot of erotica collections.  At least the last time I checked.  Honestly, I’m no longer sure how to gauge is a book is successful or not.  Read a few posts on how the rankings are being manipulated, Amazon is making it harder to get reviews, and I’m stumped on how to promote a book without going bankrupt.  Especially since I’m burnt out on guest post ideas.  Nothing in the tank there.

Another reason I’m probably feeling depressed is that I don’t have my laptop.  This limits my activity and the iPhone can only do so much.  Loses power too quickly and it’s hard to check in on other posts.  Not to mention I keep losing the WordPress app and no laptop means no night work.  I was promised the desktop, but it didn’t run as smoothly as I’d have liked.  Being told that I can use it is all fine and dandy.  Thanks for that, but things get tense when I have to work in an area where I hear yelling, people keep walking in for stuff, and I can lose it to a Facebook check if I hit the bathroom.  A note to non-writers who live with writers:

‘Just because you don’t talk directly to them, doesn’t mean your yelling isn’t noticed.  Just because you walk into the room to grab something, doesn’t mean we won’t stop in preparation of being spoken too.  Privacy is a key component of writing.  At the very least, the sense of privacy.  Take that away and many writers either lock up or put out mediocre product. Oh, and don’t bring up royalties and backup plans when a writer is attempting to start a new project.’

My son started summer school on Wednesday, which has been another wrinkle.  The bus schedule is still being worked out, so I haven’t figured out how much time I have exactly in the day.  He gets back earlier than in the school year, which takes away about an hour from my work time.  Seems I don’t get much done if I have to do any errands or biking.  It was 1 section on Wednesday, 2 on Thursday, and I might be chalking Friday up to a loss.  I’m writing this around 10:30 and still have to do food shopping for next week.  Maybe I’ll get some . . . never mind.  I almost forgot I don’t have a laptop to work on in privacy.  Weekends have too much main floor traffic.  Guess it’s a good thing I set up all of the Protecting BedlamRaven’s Dawn, and August posts.  It’s going to take me until the middle of August to finish Derailing Bedlam and that’s being generous.  Looking at maybe 2 chapters a week instead of the 4-5 I could do with my laptop.  Hoping it was a smart idea to take on the biggest of the three projects during this situation since it would be the first release of 2018.

I should put maybe in there.  Think I say this every weekend, but I’m really worrying about my prospects after Legends of Windemere.  Bedlam and Ichabod aren’t doing too hot. I can’t go broke promoting them either.  Honestly, I didn’t for my main series.  Makes me wonder what will happen when I start in on the Dawn Fang stories.  Will people accept it or decide that my 15 minutes are up?  What’s the next step anyway?  Some people have suggested I try to find someone who would turn my stories into shows, movies, or comics because of how I write.  Where would I even start with that?

So, what are the goals?

  1. Write Derailing Bedlam as best as I can.
  2. Put programs back on laptop if I get it back and it was wiped.
  3. Try for the fictional tournament bracket thing again.
  4. Tinker with Sin stuff at night if I have the energy and motivation.
  5. Try to stay hydrated because this week also had some health problems.  Not drinking enough water sets off the IBS pretty badly.

Addition:

It should become apparent that I’m still in the depression/irritable funk that I was in for most of last year.  So I should probably come clean and admit that things really aren’t working out.  Feels like everything goes wrong and every step forward is met with an unexpected disaster.  Getting sick, the kid getting sick, broken laptops, and the list keeps going.  I haven’t had any real down time.  Even the breaks have been met with tension because I’m repeatedly asked when my backup plan is.  Asking about the books tends to lead into this too, so the question makes me anxious.  I’m just so tired emotionally and using what little spark of positive that I have to make sure my books still have humor and heart.  This is where people tell me to take care of myself, but life doesn’t always give you that option when you’re around others.  I can’t sleep in without spending 15-30 minutes getting the kid started and that’s a minimum.  I can’t relax without being made to feel guilty.  It’s been like this for a while and these Saturday posts tend to be where I explode to some extent.  Going too far makes me fear that I’m driving people away, but I don’t have many that I can speak to around here.  Those I do have aren’t really able to understand because of the artist factor.  I need privacy, calm, and support to keep going.  Yet, it’s so easy to disrupt my psyche with even a single sentence.  After awhile, one doesn’t even need to speak.  All of my victories over the last few years have been met with at least one person pointing out the failures or giving a reason I shouldn’t be proud.  Not in those words, but it’s the gist.  It’s led to me having difficulty enjoying my victories.  The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks came out and I was happy, but I was worrying about reviews, rankings, and sales by the end of the day.  Part of me is already trying to chalk it up as a failure along with Bedlam, which isn’t right.  So . . . I’m just venting and limping along because I have just enough pride to keep me going.  Not enough to make me happy though.  And that’s the mental state of Charles E. Yallowitz.  (This is going to cost me on this side of the computer.)

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Living and Dead Legends in Fiction: More Than One Flavor

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One of the more traditional parts of fantasy are the legends that get talked about or even met in an adventure.  Isildur in Lord of the Rings, Aslan in Narnia, and Halt in The Ranger’s Apprentice are examples that all differ from each other.  What they have in common is reputation and/or fame, which is why they are called legends more than celebrities within their world.  Yes, I might be stretching with Isildur, but I’ll get to why he’s there in a little bit.  I think there are different categories that a legendary character can fall into, so let’s look at the ones I thought up:

The Legendary Hero

 This is probably the most common.  Your noble warriors and casters who saved the world from destruction.  More than likely, the current problem stems from a loose end that they were unable to handle.  These characters are known for being larger than life and possibly inspirations for the new heroes.  You also run into a problem when they’re still alive because people would wonder why these powerful beings don’t step in to thwart the new villain.  So, you find these characters either dead, retired with some type of injury, apathetic, or arrogant to the point where you wonder why they have their reputation.  A lot of times these legends operate as mentors such as Selenia Hamilton in Legends of Windemere.  Mostly, they create a history of heroism in the world that can be a crucial part of world-building.

The Fallen Legend

Here is where Isildur comes in because he’s a legend, but one who is known for failing in the end.  These heroes serve a dual purpose.  One is that they show that even heroes can fall and this is not a perfect world.  With a ‘famous’ character crumbling, it wouldn’t be surprising to see the main heroes have trouble.  You open the door for the possibility of anguish and turning dark because it’s happened before.  The other is to set up either the main plot or a subplot where the failed quest needs to be completed.  This can be a secondary story with a higher risk of failure than the main one, but only if the two aren’t that connected.  Characters are evolved more by their subplots than the main one, so a quest that involves finishing what a failed legend starts can give your protagonists a special boost.

The Fake Legend

This one is fairly simple, but it is also predictable.  There are those living legends that you hear about throughout a story.  Great deeds are talked about and the hero might be a big fan.  When this celebrity is finally met, you realize that something is off.  It might be extreme arrogance or they’re acting shifty.  Inevitably, you discover that they didn’t do a lot of what they are credited for.  Some may have even lied to get ahead or killed the real hero to take their fame.  This typically ends either with the legend’s death or them finally doing something noble to help the heroes.  There really is only one reason for this, which is to have the heroes realize that they must believe in themselves and not those who came before them.  Well, it can also be used to give them a magical artifact that was going to waste and I’m sure a few other things.

The Earned Legend

I’m not really sure what else to call this, but it’s the category that Ichabod Brooks begrudgingly falls into.  This is his month, so I need to highlight him.  These are the legends who never set out to become one and haven’t saved the world during an epic quest.  One could call them an ‘Every Man Legend’ because they simply went about their lives and stumbled into fame.  For example, Ichabod did his job that involved a lot of exciting adventures because he needed to make a living.  Word of his deeds spread and it created a legend that isn’t entirely true.  Yet, he’s not a false legend because he has no interest in the title.  So there’s a sense of resistance toward the admiration because these legends were only going about their business

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