Summer Spotlight: L. Marie

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Sally’s Cafe and Bookstore – Author Update – Mary Smith, Richard Ankers, Charles E. Yallowitz and Robbie Cheadle

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Derailing Bedlam Chapter Titles

By Kayla Matt

A pretty simple post here.  I started writing Derailing Bedlam and came up with the chapter titles.  What do people think even though it’s missing context?

Bribes & Favors

Land of the Stewed ‘Shrooms

Get Away from the Closing Doors, Dammit!

Facing the Apocalypse with a Smile

Flirty Fish Tails

Trust Us. We’re Semi-Professionals

The Asp, The Axe, & the Asshole

Courting of the Killers

Meat Locker

Not You Again

Derailing the Detour

It’s Bison, Dumbass!

A Taste of Tenay

Which One of Us is the Predator, Again?

Day of the Landlubbers

Murder Gods

End of the Brakeless Line

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Ichabod Brooks, on #LisaBurtonRadio

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Don’t touch that dial, you’ve found Lisa Burton Radio, the only show on the airwaves that interviews the characters from the books you love. I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl, and this interview is one I’ve looked forward to for a long time. He’s my favorite character from the land of Windemere, and I’ve interviewed a few of them. “Give a warm welcome to Ichabod Brooks.”

“Thanks. Happy to be here and . . . talk.I have to admit that I’m not really sure how this set up works. I didn’t bring anything to help if one of these things explode.”

“Ichabod, your story inspires me. It’s encouraging to find an adventurer with a family. So many adventurers seem to wander from place to place, but it doesn’t have to be that way. I mean, you even have a pet… well, some kind of snort-pig thing. Can you…

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What is the Appeal of Ichabod Brooks?

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THE LIFE & TIMES OF ICHABOD BROOKS IS NOW ON AMAZON!

This post might turn out to be more audience interaction since it obviously requires opinions to be shared.

Over the last two years, I’ve always gotten positive feedback and compliments in regards to Ichabod Brooks.  Not that you can tell by the original short story’s lack of sales, but he gets a good reception on the blog.  People like the excerpts and say that they connect with him better than my other characters.  First, that is a little bittersweet because I put a lot of effort into the champions, Cassidy, Lloyd, and . . . well, Dawn is always by the seat of my pants and is nuts.  Still, Ichabod would probably take one of the top 3 spots in a character popularity contest.

Now, I rarely get a reason as to why people like him over the others.  Some hint that he’s in a short story structure, so it’s easier to invest than a novel.  There also means it’s a simple tale with fewer twists and torments than the bigger stories.  Others like the humor in his stories, which stems from either his wit or his bad luck.  Yet, these are what people like about his adventures more than himself.  So, what draws people into him when he isn’t over-the-top and off to save the world?

Well, that’s probably exactly why people might like him.  You can connect to Luke and Nyx on an emotional level to some extent, but their quest is save the world.  That creates a barrier that readers can’t immediately get over.  It requires a lot more suspension of disbelief because we live in a world where people aren’t questing to save the world.  Heck, many of us might not even believe a single person or small group of people are capable of such a thing.  So, there will always be some distance that doesn’t come into play when you read about Ichabod.

Yes, he deals with monsters, magic, and gets into exciting fight scenes just like the champions.  The difference is that he is portrayed as an ‘every man’ who is out to provide for his family.  He talks about contracts, family, and life when on these adventures because he isn’t on a big quest.  Ichabod is having another day at the office and dreaming of retirement.  Him being middle-aged and having a reputation also means that he isn’t as reckless as younger heroes.  So, there’s a mellowness to his demeanor and a sense of experience that is lacking in someone like Luke Callindor.  You can relate to him even if your daily adventure is more about avoiding paper cuts than carpal tunnel.

I do get a few complaints about his wife and son not making appearances or getting much of a description.  That’s intentional.  Ichabod is trying to keep his work and family life as separate as possible.  Even dropping a name can be dangerous and he’s fairly protective of his loved ones.  I think this puts some mystery into him as well because hints pop up from time to time.  This can make him appealing as well, but I’m not sure how much this factors into his popularity on the blog.  Honestly, this is being brought up because I’ve gotten a few ‘I want a story with Ichabod at home on a day off’ requests.  I hope people realize that doing that means I can’t do a lot of the playful hints that fit into his humor and realistic conversations.  They would lose some impact.  So, maybe it’s best that Ichabod retain some level of mystery.

Anyway, for those who read Ichabod Brooks & the City of Beasts, beta read The Life & Times of Ichabod Brooks, or read the excerpts here: What do you like about him?

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The Titan’s Tiny Tea Shop: Pick Own Leave At Own Risk

Uncle Iroh from Avatar

Welcome to our tea shoppe!  I’m sure you’ve been told about all of our flavors, which you can pick yourself.  Oh, you weren’t told about that part.  Guessing the signs and a large fence around the property weren’t big enough clues.  First, we’ll set you up at a table and have you sign the waiver.  I guess you can sign it after we talk.  Just pick the teacup pattern and the type of kettle you want while we discuss.  This is by appointment, so we’re very busy.

Now, through that door is our garden where you may find every herb, fruit, and tea ingredient known to man.  Also some that are known only to elves, which is why we have a non-disclosure agreement for you to sign as well.  Now, all of these grow in different environments, so you have a wide variety of biomes.  That’s why we ask that you check both the map and catalog before you go out.  It isn’t mandatory, but it will save on time and make your adventure safer.  We don’t recommend wandering around out there, but it’s your choice.

The equipment you’re sent out with is all the same.  A basket for the ingredients, a glove with the laminated recipe you’ve requested, a backpack with clothing, shears, wand of bone smashing, and helmet of protection.  You can pay extra to carry along a sword, which we have a small collection of.  The only reason we aren’t very thrilled with this option is that wild swinging can damage the plants.  Bashing tends to get the job done if you need to open up something, destroy a rock, or kill one the predators out there.  There is a healing kit as well, but supplies are limited there.  Oh, that is a nice vine pattern and it would go nicely with the black tea you were looking at in the lobby.

We do have multiple waters and . . . Are you sure you want to talk about that so early in the conversation?  Well, you are the customer.  The ingredient garden is not under a dome or entirely blocked off from the world in any way.  While there are magical barriers within, those are only to separate the areas and prevent weather patterns from traveling.  Imagine if the snowstorms of the polar section went into the desert.  We’d lose a lot of product with that mess.  Anyway, this means that various creatures have wandered into our establishment and made homes.  Not all of them are bad.  The sprites in the jungle region are very helpful.  Sure, there’s a troll in the caves and we’re still negotiating with a dragon to reopen the swamp.  It’s all part of owning a business.  These things happen.

What warning on the wall?  Oh, you don’t have to worry about that.  The undead only wake up under a full moon and we have priests on staff t0 handle it.  Wait, that’s the werewolf issue we had.  Skeletons and zombies are only on the very hot days, but not too hot.  More of a spring and autumn problem.  No, vampires aren’t here.  Well, there are two who run the pastry counter, but they’re harmless.  As you can see, everything is under control and we haven’t had a fatality in weeks.  Now, please sign the waiver and then go make yourself the most relaxing cup of tea you can imagine.  Trust us when we say you’ll need it when you get back.

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10 Essential Skills for Every Writer

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Sally’s Cafe and Bookstore – Author Update – Jacquie Biggar, Kevin Morris and Lucinda E. Clarke

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A Perfect 10 with Luna St. Clair

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Don Massenzio This week, Luna St. Clair is the featured author on this week’s edition of A Perfect 10. She tells us about her inspiration and work. Please enjoy this week’s edition of A Perfect 10 If you want to … Continue reading

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ON AMAZON! THE LIFE & TIMES OF ICHABOD BROOKS! #fantasy #shortstories

Spend your summer with Ichabod Brooks in this 11 story collection!  $2.99 on Amazon!

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Enter the world of Windemere with 11 action adventure short stories featuring a man who is out to make an honest living.

Some heroes seek fame. Some seek fortune. Others simply want to save the world. Ichabod Brooks only wants to put food on the table for his family.

Known and respected as the man who can get any job done, Ichabod has seen his share of adventure. Most of which have been highly exaggerated by bards. Still, the man has his famous reputation for a reason. Whether it be climbing a temperamental mountain for eggs or escorting orphans to their new homes, Ichabod takes every job seriously and makes sure he is as prepared as he can be. Not that it helps since things always take a turn for the worse.

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Excerpt: Preparing for Galaces

“Is this any way to greet an old friend?” a dwarf in dark gray chainmail asks before plugging his ears with his dark red beard. Wanting the bard to stop, the mountaineer marches over and puts a hand over the young woman’s mouth. “Are you supposed to use her as bait? I did hear there’s a hobgoblin pack that moved in a few months ago. You know how those drooling scavengers love elf flesh.”

“Sorry about that, Dex. She latched on at my last stop and I haven’t been able to shake her off,” Ichabod replies, shaking his guide’s hand. He rubs his own black and white beard at the sight of how his friend shows no sign of graying. “I have to give this one credit for tenacity, but this is where we part ways. Galaces Mountain is not a place to go unless you have experience, an excellent guide, and common sense. So far, I don’t see you having any of those things and I’m not going to babysit.”

“I must go. That’s the only way I can write about your newest adventure,” the bard insists, unwittingly proving Ichabod right. She crosses her arms and meets the icy stare of the dwarf, who she considers leaving out of her tale. “Being the first to speak of your climb will help my reputation. I promise not to cause any trouble and pull my own weight. Elves are graceful and agile, which makes us perfect companions for whatever it is you’re doing. Besides, Galaces Mountain doesn’t look like that bad a climb. The stories must be nothing more than colorful exaggerations.”

Ichabod puts on a pair of white-palmed gloves and slips a blue band on his finger, a charge going through his body to enhance his lungs. “I suddenly relate very well to this mountain. Take a look at the empty space between us and Galaces. You’ll see why this place has earned a reputation.”

The bard puts her lute over her shoulder and walks to the yellow rope, which sparks with a mild magic. At first, she is unsure of what she is supposed to pay attention to among the shrubs and fallen rocks. It takes the elf a few minutes to recognize weather worn bones sticking out from under a boulder. The limbs are splayed since the climber plummeted with the rough stone pressed against his back and the landing embedded him in the ground. Knowing what to look for, the bard realizes that there are at least ten old corpses hidden by the mountain’s litter. The bard spots the fresh body of a yellow-skinned creature sitting behind a shrub, the armored creature crumpled from landing butt first after its fall. She is about to ask a question when a small pain runs up her arm and she collapses into a magical slumber.

“Guess that’s more humane than knocking her on the head,” Dex mentions while Ichabod carries the young woman to the dwarf’s cart. He shields his eyes as he stares at the churning clouds that have been trapped around the peak. “Looks like the eagles captured a storm beneath their nest this year. Means the winds are going to be brutal and the tunnels are infested with horned spiders and revelers. Not going to be an easy trip. Sure, you don’t want someone else to take this contract?”

“I’d love to hand this off to someone else, but Chef Zyrk always insists that I take the job. I have no injuries, diseases, or family events, so I’m here,” Ichabod replies, sheathing his sleep-inducing shortsword. As an afterthought, he grabs a horse blanket and tosses it over the bard to hide her from view. “The Starwind Eagles lay eggs every ten years and now is the time to get to them. Wait any longer and the mountain will be crawling with hunters. A youngster wouldn’t know that or have you as a guide.”

The dwarf grins as he lifts the rope and gestures for his friend to lead the way. “They also don’t have your wife making deals that you can’t say no to. She mentioned that you’re getting three times the usual pay because this baby is going to be prepared for Duke Solomon’s wedding. Personally, I’m looking forward to your wife’s cooking after this. Surprised your gut isn’t huge considering that woman can make a pot roast even the gods would praise. Did you happen to bring some of her dishes for the road?”

“I can cook too, you know.”

“You can bake, Ichabod. Not the same as cooking in my book.”

“So you don’t want the cookies I brought.”

“Oatmeal and cranberry?”

“With a touch of cinnamon.”

*****

About the Author:

Charles Yallowitz was born and raised on Long Island, NY, but he has spent most of his life wandering his own imagination in a blissful haze. Occasionally, he would return from this world for the necessities such as food, showers, and Saturday morning cartoons. One day he returned from his imagination and decided he would share his stories with the world. After his wife decided that she was tired of hearing the same stories repeatedly, she convinced him that it would make more sense to follow his dream of being a fantasy author. So, locked within the house under orders to shut up and get to work, Charles brings you Legends of Windemere. He looks forward to sharing all of his stories with you, and his wife is happy he finally has someone else to play with.

Blog: www.legendsofwindemere.com
Twitter: @cyallowitz
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Website: www.charleseyallowitz.com

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