Teaser Tuesday: Best Shot #fantasy #adventure

Sleeper of the Wildwood FugueThis is a scene from Sleeper of the Wildwood Fugue and it does contain minor spoilers.  Although, I’m not sure if that’s a big thing given how long the story has been out.  It should still be a lot of fun since Dariana doesn’t get that many chances to shine and here you have her in her debut book.

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Thoughts on Villain Team-Ups: Is It a Limited Tactic?

Joker and Lex Luthor

Villains teaming up is a classic twist to a series.  You have two established characters who don’t necessarily share a common enemy.  Yet, they work together for the same goal, which causes the heroes to do the same.  It happens a lot in comic books, lengthy TV series, and on-going novel tales. I’m not talking about a main villain with a bunch of henchmen either.  These are two heavies on equal footing joining forces and staying on the same level.

For me, this is always a fun twist, but I find that it doesn’t have that much variety.  Most of the time, the villains turn on each other in a way that ruins the plans.  I know a big thing about bad guys is that they’re paranoid, egotistical, evil, etc.  These aren’t traits that go with loyalty and trust, but it doesn’t mean that they should fall apart whenever things get tough or victory is in sight.  You would think villains who are calm and collected when they’re alone would still be that way in a team-up.  Guess it’s a clash of egos at times, but it becomes a predictable milestone.  The heroes don’t even have to do more than survive long enough for the implosion.  They don’t because there are death traps to circumvent and the expected fight between heroes when they first meet.  We’re not here this week to talk about that though.

Honestly, I’d really like to see more villains work together to the end.  Even if they lose, I want them to go down as one or help each other escape.  Failure by their own hands makes it feel like the whole thing was done solely for the sake of story.  There’s not growth in them that can carry over to their next appearance.  Villains may be evil, but that doesn’t mean they can’t evolve in some fashion.  You can still be a bad guy while having a sense of loyalty and working with others.  It’s hard to believe for some, but there have been groups of villains in reality who never stabbed each other in the back.  Why can’t they be the same in fiction?

So, what you think of villain team ups?  Cliche and overdone with no chance of redemption or an idea that has yet to meet it’s real potential?

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How to Publish with KDP: Part Seven B

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Hello SErs. Harmony here.  As promised, here is the second part of the seventh installment in the post series dedicated to taking a step-by-step look at how to get your finished manuscript from your computer and on sale on Amazon in both ebook and paperback.

If you’d like to take a look back at the previous posts in this series, please click on the links below:

Outline: https://wp.me/p7OGru-29c

Part 1 (Software for Writing) : https://wp.me/p7OGru-29t

Part 2 (General Formatting Necessities) : https://wp.me/p7OGru-29J

Part 3 (Ebook Conversion) : https://wp.me/p7OGru-2ah

Part 4 (Paperback Formatting) : https://wp.me/p7OGru-2eS

Part 5 (Image Software for Making Book Covers) : https://wp.me/p7OGru-2gi

Part 6 A (Using Amazon’s Cover Creator Tool for eBook) : https://wp.me/p7OGru-2gQ

Part 6 B (Making your own ebook cover to upload to Amazon) : https://wp.me/p7OGru-2hQ

Part 7 A (Using Amazon’s Cover Creator Tool for Paperback) : https://wp.me/p7OGru-2jY

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Promo Opportunity in June: Queen Titania’s Court by Deby Fredericks

Coming up in June, author Deby Fredericks presents Queen Titania’s Court, a celebration of fantasy. Titania, Queen of all Faeries, summons magical people and beasts from every corner of the fantastic world to join her in a grand ball on Midsummer Night.

This invitation is for any and all fantasy writers, especially independent authors. Pick ONE character from ONE of your books. Each day in the month of June, one author’s book will be featured.

Want to know more? This page has all the details.

If that link doesn’t appear, you can paste this link into your browser bar:

https://wyrmflight.wordpress.com/queen-titanias-court-2/

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Seriously, These Weeks Are Turning into Months

Betting everyone feels like these weeks are just an endless cycle of nothing.  Sure, the sun goes up and down to signify the passage of time.  Yet, it doesn’t feel like it means a difference since every day is basically the same.  By the time I hit one that is different, I’m kind of numb and unsure of what to do.  That isn’t to say I do nothing, but my senses feel a little dulled.

Most of my time is spent doing schoolwork with my son and handling my own work until mid-afternoon.  This is done without any real breaks besides a 30 minute lunch in front of a cartoon.  Got math, ELA, history, science, writing, spelling, physical education, library, speech, music, band, computer, STEM, and anything else that turns up for him.  That’s not all in a day, but it’s spread throughout the week.  I can’t keep my son going full tilt for the whole day or he begins to lose it.  I’m not much better.  Both of us look forward to play time, which is either video games or something else that doesn’t require a screen.  Overall, this is more exhausting than working, parenting, and writing prior to the pandemic.  He’s getting great grades, so I’m fine with collapsing at the end of the night.  Only thing that keeps me awake after 9 are the texts that come in and knowing I have to turn off my son’s CD player when it’s done playing his sleeping music.

Writing has seen some progress.  I’ll do a list to make things more organized:

  1. Settled on the name Do I Need to Use a Dragon? (Tips to Fantasy Writing) and I think this helps with the chapter titles.  I’m going to take a small break from it and then go back to have each chapter start with a question.  Considering this is going to be written blog style and treated as if the topic was brought up by someone, I think this format can work.
  2. After a year, I got back into planning the second to last book of Sin’s series.  Being 4 act tales that span a lot of space, I need to plot his adventures about as much as I did for the Bedlam series.  Finally decided on a series title too:  The Ether Thief.  Logic: Sin is a thief and his weapon is called the Ether Crossbow.  I might even make that his official title like how Delvin Cunningham in the Mercenary Prince and Mab is the Dark Mistress.
  3. Got 2 chapters done of War of Nytefall: Savagery.  I’m really hoping to make it 3 this weekend, but Fridays are proving to be more difficult than I imagined.  Nothing too major.  A clear day gives me time to do 3 sections, which is usually a full chapter.  Fridays and Sundays are rather busy, so I can only get 2 in there.  That means a 3 day weekend usually nets me 2.33 chapters.  Not bad, but I’m trying to figure out if I can release War of Nytefall: Ravenous in September.  I still need to edit that one again or find someone willing to check it for readability.  Again, that’s tough since it’s so far into a series that very few people have read.  That and I have a history of running into people who try to convince me to do a full rewrite of the plot, which is never an argument that I’ll agree with.  These books are created to close doors from before and open others to the future, so a full rewrite means I have to do change everything that comes next.  Anyway, this makes me a little cautious on who I hand the main series books off to for opinions.

Can’t think of much else to talk about.  Pizza was enjoyed this week and I’m making my way through the ‘Blue Exorcist’ anime.  Not sure what to watch after that.  I’m thinking of choosing a live-action series on Netflix like ‘The Magicians’ or ‘iZombie’.  Toughest thing is that I’m about ready to drop at the end of the day, so hour long shows are a challenge.  I could rewatch ‘The Witcher’ for kicks.  Think I marked ‘Get Shorty’ the series too.  Now, I’m just listing things.  My head is wandering off already.  Time to get going and recover enough energy for writing.  What are the goals?

  1. Write this weekend.
  2. Teaching and parenting.
  3. Tinker with The Ether Thief: Song of the Conqueror at night.
  4. Puzzles when too tired.
  5. Start scheduling posts for July.
  6. Gardening.
  7. Swear there was something else coming.
  8. Keep thinking.
  9. Give up and end this post.
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The Fall of ‘Footsteps’

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As I was looking through my future ideas, I kept running into a set of notes that came at the end of all the big series.  These were called ‘Footsteps’ and stemmed from a point when I was going to have the children of various champions from Legends of Windemere go on an adventure.  I ended up doing this with other stories and it would range from a single book to a trilogy.  Usually, they ended up facing a villain or problem stemming from the original tales.  So, what happened here?

Obviously, I’m asking the question because this concept has become fairly defunct right now.  I still look at it and wonder if it can be done, but then I remember that I create a few problems with it.  During the times when I fell out of sorts with the concept, I did my cannibalism thing, so the following happened:

  1. Children of various champions ended up in other series, which made their debut stories rather moot.
  2. I took adventure ideas I liked and gave them to Sin or Darwin . . . Oops.
  3. I rewrote some heroes in a way that they wouldn’t have kids in the first place.
  4. Began making children for characters simply to give them a connection.  Seriously, I ended up having one hero gain two kids without having any type of love life or interest in such things.  This was a big hint that I may have gone too far.

It is kind of a shame that I can’t or won’t go through this idea.  The possibility of a hero’s child taking up their mantle sounds like a winner.  Acts as a continuation of the series that people loved without harming what came before.  Well, there’s less of a chance since you aren’t mucking around with too much and can’t have the parents be too involved.  That was another issue I struck because I had trouble imagining some of the champions letting their kids run off alone.  They had the power and abilities to haul them back fairly easily, which would be a plot hole in my mind.  Although, I was probably grabbing at excuses not to do this when I considered this problem.

Well, I ever do a ‘Footsteps’ story?  Doubt it because I’ve moved all the juicy parts away like I said.  If anything, I shouldn’t entertain the urge to revisit the past in this way because then I’ll ignore the future.  There are tons of heroes and villains who have yet to be introduced to the world.  It’s not fair to them if I hang around a handful of lineages that have really run their course.

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Immortal Wars: The Summoning Part 14 #fiction #throwback

(Previously on Immortal Wars.)

(DEAR GOD!  Why was this section so long!?  I’m so sorry!)

Disclaimer: Immortal Wars was the book I came up with and wrote in high school.  I hadn’t even hit college by the time I wrote the first two books.  That means I hadn’t developed my style yet, wasn’t good at self-editing, and the story was fairly basic. So, you’ve been warned that this is the ultimate author throwback segment for my blog and will show my author origins.  FYI-  I put the first book (The Summoning) through a Print-on-Demand publisher and the second one (Light, Blood, & Tears) never saw the light of day.  Enjoy!

When the three-hour game is finally over the living players have been changed in more ways than one.  Ed is the only one who is wearing the clothes that he had arrived in.  Both Kelly and Delila are wearing weird outfits that SEAS had specially made for them.  These are their guardian uniforms that are made out of a thin, flexible material called Glebnokian steel.  This material is tougher than titanium, but feels like cotton.  It can also absorb any colored water and stay as that color until the material is destroyed.

Kelly returned to the others in a crimson bodysuit that has ivory lines going down the sides and a bare midriff.  A pair of shimmering, black gloves and matching high heel boots perfectly cover both her hands and her feet.  Kelly’s new name is Miracle because she has the power to form objects called solid illusions.  These illusions can be touched as if they were real, but disappear after something hits them very hard.

Delila’s outfit is not as skin-tight as Kelly’s and is a dark forest green.  Her gorgeous bodysuit has a short skirt and a sleeveless top, which has a picture of a churning whirlpool on her chest.  The Neptune guardian’s elbow-length gloves are tipped with small claws and each of her boots has a finger-length, blade on the outer side of each boot.  Delila is now called Hydrana since her birthright power is to create and control water in any of its three phases.  Just like she had always dreamed of when she was a child.

“This is so much fun.  I was born to have this kind of power at my fingertips,” mentions Hydrana as she picks up an empty cup and pours cold water into it.  The odd thing about this very common activity is that the cool water comes from her gloved fingers instead of a sink or a glass pitcher.

“I know exactly what you mean, Hydrana.  My powers can let me do just about anything I want,” claims Miracle as she sits back in a shocking pink chair that had appeared out of nowhere.  Hydrana walks behind Miracle and kicks the chair for no apparent reason.  The chair vanishes and Miracle falls on the hard, carpeted floor with a resounding thud.

“What the hell was that for?” yells Miracle from the floor.

“No reason.”

“Fine.  That’s my excuse for filleting you like a salmon.”  Miracle suddenly creates a long, pink sledgehammer with a cerated edge and is about to hit Hydrana.  Before it hits, an apple hits the hammer and causes it to disappear.  Both of the women turn to see Ed staring at them with another apple in his hand.

“Try to behave yourself, Kelly.  Just ignore the stubborn little brat,” yawns Ed who is sitting alone at the bar.

“No problem.  And the name is Miracle.  Not Kelly.  Okay?”

“Yeah.  Right.  Anything you say, gorgeous.”

“I wonder what you’re going to get, Blondie.  I seriously doubt any of it will be better than my powers.  You can’t possibly defeat one who can control any of the elements,” remarks Hydrana as she leans back in her own chair.

“I guess we’ll all just have to wait and see.”

Suddenly, the game room’s door opens and Solix walks in with Steve, who has an outfit that looks as impressive as the other uniforms.  His uniform is dark blue with orange lightning streaks mimicking his ribcage and a yellow belt around his waist.  He also has a glistening black cloak, which makes him look like a darker, and much cooler, version of Solix.

“The new Earth guardian is now ready for battle.  Steve’s codename is Infinity and his powers are . . . ,” says Solix.

“I can move things with my mind and change into a huge bird.  I might be able to move my own body and send out telekinetic energy blasts.  Nobody’s sure what the bird can do, but doesn’t that sound cool?” interrupts Infinity.

“Thank you for cutting me off.  The thunderbird form is not one of your true birthright powers, but it still showed up on the ability scanner.  SEAS and I will just have to look more into it.  Now, Mr. Slane.  SEAS has taken it upon himself to find out your birthright powers and make your guardian uniform without my knowledge and permission.  In other words, you went behind my back for some reason.”

“As long as it’s done.  What powers do I have?”

“Put on your uniform and I will explain.  There is a small locker room behind that silver door.  Just don’t use the shower because it has been spitting out magma for some reason.  Here is your uniform,” says Solix as he throws a gray box at Ed and points toward a small door next to the bar.  The young man quickly walks into the next room and leaves the others waiting in suspense.

“I can’t wait for him to finish.  Can you tell me what power he has?  Just whisper it to me and I’ll act surprised when you mention it.  I really want to know!” exclaims Miracle after a quick minute of waiting.

“Calm down.   At least let him be here to find out,” whispers Infinity, who has taken off his cloak’s hood.

“How do I look?” asks Ed as he walks back into the room.  His uniform is made of the same material as the others’ glossy outfits.  He has a black pair of pants and a black v-neck shirt that are extremely flexible and skin-tight, so he can do acrobatic maneuvers with super-human ease.  Around his waist is a white belt that has a picture of a silver coin on it and on his head is a dark blue headband that is hidden by his long, blond hair.  Blood red boots, that look like they’re too big for him, cover Ed’s feet.

“Very nice.  But I think the boots are way too big.  They make you look like an evil circus clown.  That ruins the whole cool and threatening effect,” answers Miracle.  A beam of golden energy bursts from a ceiling tile and makes the oversized boots shrink to the right size before anyone else can say anything about it.

“I am terribly sorry about that mistake.  I promise that it will not happen again,” explains the computer.

“It better not.  Now, Fate.  Your birthright powers are both very interesting and very . . . baffling,” says Solix.

“Wait.  Hit the rewind button.  What did you just call me?  Fate?  That sounds rather wimpy to me.  How about the name Stalker or Ace?  Anything, but Fate.”

“Act your age, Mars guardian.  That is the codename you will have for all eternity.  So get used to it.  It was given to you because you have the birthright power to bestow good luck on either yourself or anyone you can see.  This power has even done something very remarkable to your genes.”

“What do you mean by that?  His jeans?” asks Hydrana.

“Please tell me that you’re kidding, Hydrana.  His genetic makeup is what I am talking about.  SEAS has found that he has a natural immunity to some of the magical weapons that our enemies have at their disposal.  I don’t know which of the weapons exactly, but that is a valuable ability for him to have.  Aside from those birthright powers, you are the fastest and most agile of the new recruits.  Hydrana and Infinity are slightly stronger than you are and Miracle will turn into the smartest after a few weeks of personal tutoring with SEAS.”

“I don’t really care.  It isn’t like I wanted to be the best of the new guardians.  But I do like the powers and they help explain the extremely stupid name.  Although I still don’t like the name.  Now, tell us what we have to do,” orders Fate.

“A simple answer for a simple question.  We will start your training in the arena.  I want all of you to go in there and wait for me to program the drones.  They are simple robots that are armed with guns, swords, and lasers.  Their attacks can’t kill any of you, but I doubt that any of you would like to feel the pain at this point in the training.  Just remember to fight back and try to get used to your enhanced physical abilities.  Here we go,” explains Solix.  He hits a red switch that locks the door to the arena and opens some holes in the floor.  About twenty robotic skeletons with weapons crawl out of the floor.

“Damn.  These things are armed to the teeth,” says Infinity as he dodges a punch to his head.  He hits the robot with a telekinetic blast that sends it flying into the far wall.  Nearby, Miracle and Hydrana are stuck in a circle of robots that are firing at them.  Both of the women twist and flip out of the way and occasionally one of the projectiles hits one of the robots.  Finally, Miracle leaps up to the thirty-foot ceiling and ricochets to the farthest corner of the arena.  Most of the robots follow her while five remain behind to keep shooting at the redheaded woman.  After ten minutes of shooting and dodging, one of the lasers passes through Hydrana’s shoulder.  The wound closes almost immediately, but it stops her long enough for the other lasers to riddle her body.

“This is getting boring.  Just go away, tin men,” says Hydrana as she is getting shot.  She stops in the middle of the circle and points her fingers at the robots.  High impact streams of water shoot out of the robots and destroy all that are in the way.

“They are doing better than I had anticipated.  I might have to increase the difficulty of the robots before our next class,” thinks Solix as he watches Fate pick up the sword of a robot he just ripped the head off.  Fate somersaults away from another robot and sweeps kicks the attacker.  While in midair, the robot’s body suddenly has an energy surge and the laser pack on its forearm explodes.

“How’s everyone else doing?”  asks Fate as he backfists a robot that was charging him from behind.  The impact leaves a fist shaped dent in the robot’s face.  The thing just falls backwards and starts to shoot sparks out of its head.

“I think everything is finished up here.  But they’re giving Steve, I mean Infinity, a little bit of a problem,” answers Miracle after she punches her hand through the last robot’s ribcage.  She pulls her hand out and the robot falls on its face, but its hand quickly grabs her by the ankle and yanks her off her feet.  Another robot that is nearby leaves the group that is beating Infinity in a corner and jumps onto Miracle.

“Get off of me!” yells the guardian.  The robot opens its mouth and bites into Miracle’s side.  It grows long claws from its fingertips, but it is knocked away by a pink gorilla that appears behind it.  One slash of its claws causes the gorilla to disappear.  When the robot turns around it sees a very angry Venus guardian walking over to it.

“Surrender or die,” orders the robot.  It sticks out its claws and attempts to slash at Miracle’s face.  Instead it misses her face completely and the red-faced guardian grabs both of its wrists.

“You bit me,” growls Miracle.  She snaps the hands off of the arms and kicks the robot right in the head.  It goes sailing through air and manages to catch a groove in the wall with its feet.  It stays there and a large laser cannon comes out of the top of its head.

“Surrender or die.”  The cannon is about to fire when a sword suddenly hits the nozzle of the cannon.  The sword sticks in and cause the energy to build up before it becomes too much for the weapon.  The robot explodes and flaming shrapnel goes flying around the arena.

“Bet that had to hurt.  You ok, Kelly?” asks Fate as he runs over to her.

“Nice shot.  And I’m fine.  But the name’s. . .”

“Excuse me, guys.  But does it really matter.  My boyfriend is currently stuck under a pile of deadly robots.  You can play Romeo and Juliet later.  Let’s go help me,” says Hydrana as she runs toward the moving pile of robots.

“I’m fine!” shouts Infinity from underneath the pile.  They can all see a bright white light appearing from beneath the robots.  Within seconds the whole area is filled with this light and it explodes.  The robots are turned into mounds of ash and there is only a ten-foot tall bird with blue and white feathers.

“O my god!  Is that you?” inquires Hydrana as she circles the large hawk that is standing where her boyfriend used to be.

“Yep.  This body seems very awkward.  It can’t figure out how to use the wings and there thoughts going through my head that I don’t understand.  Something about lightning blasts from eyes, but I don’t know how to do that.”  Slowly the robot’s remains disappear and the arena turns into a dense jungle.  Mist comes out of the ceiling and a small pool of water appears in the middle of the arena.

“What’s going on, Solix?” asks Miracle.  Behind her, Infinity slowly changes back into his human form.

“You four have shown that you are capable of fighting separately.  But now we shall see how all of you do against one opponent.  This will force you to act as a team and depend on each other for assistance,” explains Solix as he walks into the clearing that appears around them.  Tree stumps and boulders grow out of the ground in the clearing and the mist clears enough to see trees surrounding the area.

“Well, who is this one opponent?”  Solix hits Miracle right in the stomach with a quick punch and picks her up over his head.

“I am the opponent.”  Solix tosses Miracle into the pool of water and teleports out of the way of Hydrana’s water blast.  He appears behind Infinity and grabs the younger immortal by the neck.  Solix puts a chokehold on Infinity, but he is suddenly lifted into the air.

“Hold him there, birdboy.  I’ve got him in my sights!” shouts Hydrana from behind the other two immortals.  She charges up an ice blast in her hands and fires it at Solix.  The Sun guardian teleports out of the way and Infinity gets covered in ice.

“A warrior must be aware of what is going on around them.  And announcing one’s actions does not help during battle,” mentions Solix as he reappears next to Hydrana.  She throws a punch at him, which he catches.  He throws her over his shoulder and she hits Miracle who was trying to get out of the muddy water.

“This is a practice in teamwork.  And all I have seen are four amateurs trying to showoff with their new powers.”

“What do you expect, Solix?  You’re a lot better at all of this than we are.  We don’t even know how to fully control our powers.  Mine haven’t done anything for me,” argues Fate as he stands alone in the clearing.

“Here’s a thought, boy.  Try using them.”  Solix runs at Fate and does a roundhouse kick five feet away from the other guardian.  In mid-kick, Solix teleports in front of Fate and kicks the young man in the face.  The force sends Fate flying across the clearing into a thick tree, which is cracked in two.

“Now, I’m severely pissed off,” mutters Fate as he gets to his feet.  His eyes start to turn gold and bright as he moves toward the older immortal.  Solix makes another charge at Fate, but a root that he hadn’t known was there trips him.  As he falls, Fate runs at him and slides right into his face.  Solix feels his jaw snap and his vision is blurry for a few seconds.  But when he gets up, he sees a leg flying at him.  The jump kick slams Solix into a boulder and cracks his armor.

“End the program and unfreeze Infinity, SEAS.  Very good, Mars guardian.  But anger is not what should be used to win a battle.  All of you have failed this particular lesson.  But you have brought up a very good point, Fate.  We will not do this again until I am sure that you are ready.  I suggest that you all get some much needed sleep for we will be training for most of the next five days.  Follow me to your rooms,” says Solix as he gets up and leads them out of the arena.

The four young immortals leave the game room and follow Solix to their personal quarters.  All of the rooms are the same, except each room has different kinds of pictures and plants.  All four rooms have a computer monitor that can be used as either a TV or a communication linkup system.  There are huge walk-in closets and a floating cylinder-shaped chamber for their guardian uniforms.  The fancy beds take up a fourth of the room and the brilliant light comes from a hovering diamond near the ceiling.

“I hope you enjoy these accommodations.  We will start nice and early with the training tomorrow.  SEAS will wake you up for breakfast,” states Solix.  He walks down the hall and slowly teleports up to one of the higher levels.  The four new guardians are finally left alone in their rooms and their minds are still filled with several questions and problems.

“I hate this.  Solix made it sound like being a planet guardian was going to be fun and exciting.  I don’t want to do all this work.  It hurts,” remarks Hydrana as she opens up the mattress of her bed and starts putting water into it.  On her room’s monitor are Fate, Infinity, and Miracle who are exploring their own rooms.

“Don’t think of it as work, Hydrana.  Just consider it survival training,” replies Miracle as she looks through her closet and picks out a pair of white pants and a tight, black T-shirt to change into.

“Survival training?  What the hell do you mean by that, tomboy?”

“Simple.  If we don’t learn how to use our powers, we don’t survive.  Of course, we don’t know if Solix is telling the truth about those evil immortals.  For all we know, he might be the real bad guy.  That last exercise seemed very dangerous to use with beginners like us,” explains Fate.  He has already changed into a gray pair of sweatpants and a red shirt.

“Who cares if those guys are real or if we’re being tricked?  This is going to be a lot of fun once we learn what to do.  We’re all going to being galactic heroes,” mentions Infinity, who is juggling two stone statues with his telekinetic power.

“I don’t care.  We’re immortals, which means we can’t die of old age or be killed by anything.  Guess that blows your survival training excuse out of the water!” exclaims Hydrana as she finishes making her waterbed.

“Forget about it.  Let’s just get some sleep,” yawns Miracle.  She collapses onto the bed and immediately falls asleep.

One by one all of the computer screens turn off.  There is no sound for a couple of minutes until a loud crash is heard from Infinity’s room.

“Oops.  Sorry about that guys!  Do you have a broom, SEAS?” yells Infinity.

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Hector’s Hotel Hoisting Hypermart: No Swinging On Display Chandeliers

Grand Budapest Hotel . . . Obviously

Welcome!  Watch your step as you come out of the narrow pass since there’s a cliff right over here. We had a railing, but it was knocked down by a visiting buffalo imitator convention.  They felt like they had to stampede in to make an entrance and things went downhill from there . . . literally.  I’m sure you wonder why our business works out of this large valley that is only accessible through this pass.  Well, we’re proud that all of our hotels, motels, and inns are organically grown.  You can see them from here, but we’ll start heading down the stairs for a closer look.  Now, what kind of structure are you looking for here?

If you’re looking for a country inn then we should go to our western region where the herd was last seen.  All of them come with cozy fireplaces in every room and your choice of wood or carpet flooring.  It depends on the area you plan on setting up shop.  You can make a variation throughout the building too.  Entryways are best with wood while bedrooms may be better with carpeting.  We do have a collection of dust devouring rugs that give off a faint smell of your choice.  Nothing so strong that it will upset customers, but they double as an air freshener along with removing about 90% of the dust in a single room.  Please keep in mind that we don’t supply much in furniture, but can take orders for our sister store.  It’s on top of a mountain, so it’s probably best that you shop from them here or online.

Let’s talk patios and balconies.  I know the second option isn’t really done for what you want, but you can have a small one set up for a second floor bridal suite.  True, it doesn’t really fit the country inn motif.  In that case, we’ll talk about our patios.  There is wraparound, front, back, sides, raised, sunken, haunted, canopied, jungle, rock garden, and the M.A. 6542.  What’s that?  It stands for the Moose Attractor 6542.  It looks like a normal patio, but it will attract moose even if you live in an area where they aren’t normally found.  We have a bison, rabbit, and red panda version as well.  There used to be a beaver variety, but we had some issues.  No, they didn’t eat the building.  The beavers would dam up the exits and trap everybody inside before somehow setting fire to the whole thing.  They had red eyes, horizontal fangs, and horns.  We assume that something in our design gave them rabies, but they always vanished before we could arrive.  I agree that wraparound patios are perfect.

Here’s a checklist if you want to make things easier.  Steeple roof, double pane windows, pond with the loyal duck promise, two sheds, an emergency outhouse, and a waterwheel for some power.  That’s pretty standard, so how about I make a suggestion to improve the inside?  We have a package that is a little pricey, but will improve the chance of your inn succeeding.  It’s simply putting a small kitchen in every room.  This is done in some places and you see how great they are.  Even better, these kitchens are fully stocked, which you don’t see that often.  I mean, everything you need to cook will be here without you having to supply it yourself.  Okay, we may have come into possession of a cargo plane’s worth of cooking supplies because of a clerical error.  Anyway, I think I see the herd through the trees.  Remember not to make any sudden movements and hold onto this rifle for when you pick your model.  Aim for the upper window where you see the silhouette of a woman playing a violin.

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How to Use Colors in your Book Covers

This is a very useful guide. We don’t always consider the color of a cover. Usually get a picture in our head to match the story and go with it.

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A couple of years ago, I posted an infographic on How Color Can Boost Your Book Sales. Today, I am sharing some tips on color connotations courtesy of Dan Matthews of Avasam. They will help you create the perfect book cover. Yes, I know we’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover. But we all do, don’t we? A nice book cover will do wonders for your sales.

Some of the color connotations mentioned below will be obvious to you. Even so, keep them in mind for your next book cover, as color connotations have powerful implications for how readers will see your book.

Color wheel | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

Red color psychology

Since the color red is also linked with danger – such as in the case of poisonous berries in the wild – red definitely attracts attention. That’s why it is used for traffic lights, calls to action, or…

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Teaser Tuesday: Putting on a Show #fantasy #adventure

Here is a fun excerpt from Legends of Windemere: Curse of the Dark Wind that might have a little bit of spoiler.  It’s part of a fight scene, so you get to see Sari in action.

Sari is caught off-guard when the chaos elves charge, her mind reeling from the ghost’s final word. The assassins are nearly upon the gypsy when the snow swirls and rises into a wave that pushes them back. Shaking her head clear, Sari darts to the side and hurls a dagger into an enemy’s chest. The others give chase as she uses the snow and ice to glide out of reach, the gypsy never straying very far from her helpless friend. Ducking under a wide slash of a cutlass, she slips her hand into a snowdrift and flicks her fingers. A lance of ice spirals out of the ground and impales the nearest assassin through the throat. Spinning around the falling body, she throws another dagger at a female chaos elf that is approaching Luke. The weapon hits the swordswoman in the head, dropping her at the base of a tree.

“Leave us alone!” Sari desperately screams, charging the nearest enemy.

The gypsy’s opponent parries her stiletto and strikes her in the head with his shield. He hesitates long enough for Sari to drive the hilt of her weapon into his groin. Feeling groggy and her vision swimming, she stumbles away from the collapsing chaos elf. She awkwardly dodges a hurled spear, the crude head grazing her side. The weaponless assassin rushes forward and leaps to tackle her to the ground. He feels his shoulder dislocate when he hits the immovable gypsy, so he attempts to roll away. Before the warrior can get to his feet, the snow around him turns into a toothy maw and swallows him whole.

“Nice spell,” a female chaos elf says, watching her companion cower from the effects of Sari’s illusion. With a muttered spell, a crackle of lightning dances between the woman’s gloved fingers. “Odd that you’re suddenly going non-lethal after killing three of my friends. Are you already weakened?”

“Heat of the moment has worn off,” the champion answers as she circles the caster. “I’m only going to kill the ones that go after Luke. So it’s best that all of you focus on me if you want to survive this.”

“That’s very kind of you, but you’re the one we’ve been sent after. The warrior is not really our concern.”

“It doesn’t mean we won’t kill him,” General Vile announces. The halfling is kneeling next to Luke with a blood-dripping shortsword held back for an easy killing blow. “Drop your weapon and turn on your special power. Stephen wishes for you to suffer before you die.”

“Don’t torture the girl,” the other caster argues. She bravely approaches Vile, leaning forward to whisper. “You told us she didn’t have to suffer. We should simply kill her and leave because the others could return soon. Besides, my queen has a soft spot for this girl and I would hate to be involved in something that upsets her.”

General Vile sighs and lets his sword arm fall to his side, his eye turning to the nervous gypsy. With a swift flick of his wrist, the halfling’s shortsword slices through the chaos elf’s neck. The Eblem poison works quickly and blood gushes from the wound, the woman’s choking gurgles making some spurt out of her mouth. He moves to the other side of Luke to avoid the pooling mess and aims his shortsword at the slumbering half-elf again.

“Do as I say or the same thing may happen to your friend,” Vile says, his voice cold and steady. “I’ve no idea how the Eblem blood will react to the living curse. It could turn him into a monster or grant him an agonizing death. I suggest you not push me to find out.”

“Okay,” Sari replies in defeat. Her body grows a thick layer of frost, but she stops when the halfling clears his throat. “What? You wanted me to use my powers.”

“Not the naiad abilities,” he states with a cruel grin. He beckons to one of the remaining chaos elves, who nervously walks into the open. “You can prevent yourself from being moved, but you still feel pain. Turn that on and let me find out how much you can take. I promise this will be brief.”

“I’m really getting tired of you people torturing me,” the gypsy mutters, snapping her fingers to give a show of her immovability turning on.

General Vile points his finger at the anxious chaos elf warrior, who draws his longsword and takes careful aim. He strikes her arm with the flat side of his blade, which quivers from the impact. The warrior beats on Sari’s limbs and sides while she patiently waits for Vile to call for the painful assault to stop. At the halfling’s request, the warrior attempts a few stabs to her shoulders and knees. The tip pushes in enough to draw blood, but the weapon is shoved out of the wounds by an invisible force. Feeling brave and hoping to end the display, her tormentor slams the hilt of his sword into her forehead. With a surge of anger, Sari draws her stiletto and stabs the chaos elf in the stomach. Both collapse to the ground, but only the gypsy is able to drag herself to her hands and knees.

“I prefer to be quick, but Stephen wanted a show,” the halfling soldier says as he approaches Sari. He kicks her in the head when he gets close, knocking her onto her back. “Now you’re truly defenseless.”

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