Goal Post: Kind of Better Than Before

So, I’m writing this the night before instead of working on Darwin & the Halfling Hunt.  I figure I wrote 2 sections and merged the next two because they work better together, so it counts as my three.  This means, I might finish the entire book by this coming Friday.  I was hoping to finish by Wednesday, but this week didn’t go the way I planned.  Still going to take a few days off before I start in on Darwin & the Avenging Elf.

It’s tough writing this post.  Not because so little happened, but my anxiety has been steadily rising since Wednesday.  Friday night while I write it is bad.  Feeling a little lightheaded and got some gut pain because I know the source of my stress is going to have to be tackled this weekend.  Probably next week too.  It’s something I’m not looking forward to because it could have been avoided.  Sadly, it’s also an event that I can’t talk about on here.  Those who know the basics of my life can probably figure out what I’m dealing with too.

One reason I can talk about that slowed me down is that I’m still trying to shrug off Covid fatigue.  Seems I’ll have a good day, work hard, and then wear myself down to a crawl for the next one.  Feel like it’s gradually getting better, but that slowed my progress enough that I noticed.  Still, I’ve got 3.33 chapters left to go on this book.  Nothing to sneeze at, I guess.  It’s just that I had a plan to get further and life decided to throw Covid and this newest mess at me.  Can’t blame me for being a little bitter and annoyed.

Speaking of books . . . I made the mistake of checking my sales.  Absolutely nothing for months, but it’s not like I promote.  No reason to put money towards something that wasn’t working.  That makes me wonder why I spend so much time writing too, but I don’t have enough friends in the area to do anything else this summer.  Everyone either is busy with family, live too far away for me to hang out easily, or are working on a schedule where I have my son when they’re free.  Been like that for a year too.  So, I just type away when I’m not finding anything else to do.  Yet, the total lack of sales still makes it hard to push forward, especially with everything else going on.

Wish I had more exciting things to talk about.  That situation took all the wind out of my sails midweek, so I just wrote when I had the urge and worked on a puzzle when I wasn’t feeling it.  What in the world did I do with my life this week?

I got back into cooking.  It was only meatball subs and honey chicken, but I’m getting back into it a bit.  Tonight is ‘penne with homemade vodka sauce’ and tomorrow is going to be burgers with a special marinade.  Have to remember to set the latter up this afternoon, so that it’s good to go.  Think I’m making chicken and cheese enchiladas on Tuesday, which means I have to get that ready too.  Best to cook the chicken the day before.  That way I’m not trying to hand shred hot chicken.  Didn’t think of that until I cooked it for the fourth time years ago.

Television was mostly making my way through ‘The Boys’ Season 3.  I had to make sure I finished that before my son was back in the house.  Last thing I needed was for him to accidentally click on that show instead of Pokemon in the morning.  He looks before he clicks, but you never know.  After that show, which was a lot of fun, I finished ‘Soul Eater’ for the third time.  Need to put some distance between ‘The Boys’ and ‘Umbrella Academy’, so I watched a few anime. ‘Bastard!’ was odd fun with its fights and the hero being an evil wizard sealed in the body of a crybaby.  I started in on ‘Vinland Saga’, which I heard good things about.  Not what I expected.   Thought it was another fantasy adventure, but it’s a Viking tale of revenge or something.

Next week is going to be the same as the last one.  My son has camp and I’ll be trying to finish the book before the weekend.  That way I can use one day to prep for the birthday party at the end of the month and can visit a friend on the other.  I’d have an idea of how easily it will be to write the second book for I go back to work at the end of August, but that month is a mess.  I have no idea what is going on after July, which is the big reason I’m getting stressed.  Not that my plans work out, but it’s good to have a general idea of what I’m working with.

Think I’m going to start making topic lists for November posts too.  I had a few good ones that I thought I’d keep in my head.  Clearly, I didn’t, so I should start writing them down again.  Feel free to give any topic suggestions.  Yeah, that never really works out, but I might as well ask.

So, what’s the plan for the week?

  1. Weekend with my son.
  2. Cooking.
  3. Finish Darwin & the Halfling Hunt
  4. Handle that stressful situation
  5. Laundry
  6. Do more biking now that I have energy
  7. Start a November topic list
  8. Birthday party prep
  9. Sleep a bit more
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Welcome to Abner’s Armor Shop

Rise of the Shield Hero

Welcome!  Welcome!  You look like you could use some protection from your enemies.  All of our armors are kind of enchanted.  Each one has a specific spell, but we promise that each one is guaranteed to work.  There are no switches, so think carefully.  If it helps, we’ve made each one tough enough to be the optimal level of defense for its category.  Now, let’s take a look through the hall.  Just ignore the suits that move.  Those are our floor models, which will fight from time to time.  All part of our demonstration.  Please read the descriptions carefully.

  1. Padded Armor–  Soft to the touch and grants the wearer intangibility.  Spell can only last a total of 15 minutes per day.  Timer not included.
  2. Leather Armor–  Comes in a variety of colors and good for flexibility.  Enchanted with wall climbing and unbreakable balance.  Makes it impossible to fall off anything even on purpose.
  3. Hide Armor–  A collection of animal pelts, which you choose.  Transform into any of the animals you have in your armor.  There is a pungent odor that you can’t get rid of even after taking the armor off.  Deodorant coupons are included.
  4. Chain Shirt–  Not a full suit of chainmail, but it protects the torso.  It also has the ability to attract metal objects . . . Nobody really buys this one for obvious reasons.  We only sell it because the enchanter is my brother-in-law and he’s big into curses if he doesn’t get his way.
  5. Chainmail– Metal links designed to create a full-body suit.  Able to be unraveled and controlled as if a swarm of chains stemming from the arms.  Doing this means your body will not be protected.  Might be some pinching when armor goes back to its dormant form.
  6. Shell Armor–  Not one of our best sellers due to its look, but it is very durable.  The shells grant swimming abilities as well as underwater breathing.  You will grow a blowhole while using this magic.
  7. Scale Armor–  Overlapping plates of metal that are similar to reptile scales.  It grants you dragon abilities.  Specifically, the Komodo dragon’s toxic bite and a really bad drooling problem.
  8. Lamellar Armor–  Plates that are laced together to make horizontal rows.  Enchanted to allow the wearer to curl into a ball like an armadillo.  Overuse can result in an aching back the likes of which you could not possibly imagine.
  9. Laminar Armor–  Similar to the Lamellar, it’s horizontal plates that overlap instead of being laced together.  This gives you the ability to launch yourself forward like a human missile.  Best when combined with our metal helmets.  We include a neck brace that should be worn at all times.
  10. Plated Mail–  These shirts are chainmail with metal plates attached.  When struck, the plates emit an elemental attack of your choice.  There is kickback, so expected to go flying a bit.
  11. Brigandine Armor– A clothe suit with armor plating on the inside and studs on the outside.  It bestows extra strength and stamina to the wearer.  You will fell the fatigue catch up to you once you take it off.  The longer it’s used, the larger the exhaustion build up.
  12. Full Plate Armor– The one everyone thinks about when they imagine a knight.  You can get it in any design that you want.  Wearers of this suit gain the ability to grow to the size of a five-story building or shrink to the size of a mouse.  You can only do one of those, so think carefully.
  13. Helmets–  All of our helmets are designed to give the wearer a sonar sense.  This counters the loss of peripheral vision.  It works off an enhanced sense of hearing, so you may have trouble with loud noises.  You can also hear any conversations going on, including private ones.
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7 Questions to Design a Better Arc of Change for Your Protagonist – by Heather Davis…

on Jane Friedman site: Beginning authors don’t often appreciate the critical importance of a fully formed character arc, nor do they understand the …

7 Questions to Design a Better Arc of Change for Your Protagonist – by Heather Davis…
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Creating Magic Systems

Greetings Storytellers. Diana here today to talk a little about magic as part of the craft of writing. And I’m not just talking about fantasy. …

Creating Magic Systems
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Poetry Day: Blankie

(Written about my son’s blankie.  It was a special gift for when he was born and it survived so much.  Now, it’s been retired to a box at his mom’s where it will stay safe.  I’m sure blankie will be found again one day.)

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His ever-present pal

Clutched with an iron grip

That rarely eases up

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His favorite friend

That shares his every joy

Earning fraying edges

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His consoling comrade

Easing all his pain

Absorbing all his tears

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His secret stasher

Hiding food within its folds

That he chews on between meals

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His constant copilot

Strapped in for all his trips

And shown the passing world

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His sleeping sidekick

Tucked in beneath his head

Curling around his dreams

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Never will he roam without

This cherished cloth he holds

He will always love his blankie

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7 Tips to Using Armor in Fantasy

Goblin Slayer

As I said on Monday, armor isn’t always given much attention in fantasy.  The exceptions are magical and legendary pieces that are key plot points.  Beyond that, an author may mention if a character is wearing platemail or chainmail, but then move on to the rest of the description.  Unfortunately, a reader may remember this fact while an author doesn’t pay it a second thought.  Then, you get into a hint of trouble.  So, what can you do when it comes to armor?

  1. Consider the character’s fighting style and upbringing before choosing a type of armor.  The faster and more agile the warrior, the lighter and more flexible you need their defense to be.  They might not be able to afford stronger armor too, so they will have to start at something either cheaper or nothing at all.  Don’t go with what’s flashiest or a type usually has.  For example, a knight typically has platemail, but one who just started might not have that yet.  Work up to it, which might not happen if they develop a faster fighting style.
  2. Like swords, armor needs maintenance.  They are taking blows, so dents and scratches build up.  This weakens the material regardless of what it is.  The owner either needs to know how to do repairs on the road or go looking for a blacksmith at times.  If the armor is repeatedly getting damaged with no maintenance, it’s going to lose its effectiveness and possibly break.  This is very true if the same spot is getting hit like over the heart or the helmet.
  3. The heavier and more complex the armor, the longer it takes to put it on.  You can’t just toss on a suit of platemail during a sneak attack.  Warriors will have to either risk their lives getting ready or going without.  Same goes for getting ready in the morning and taking the suit off.  There’s no way around this either because this is simply how armors work.
  4. Aside from fighting, you have to think about armor’s effect on other activities.  Will it get in the way of climbing and jumping?  If it’s very heavy, swimming will be nearly impossible.  Same goes for walking and running because this is a lot of weight on a body.  The character’s stamina will drain faster while wearing armor than if they were in regular clothes.
  5. Simple armor like padded robes and hides have their advantages, but aren’t as strong as metal.  These work best with those who aren’t frontline fighters or are from more natural cultures.  I’m talking barbarians, shamans, and others who craft gear out of animals and wood.  So, you have to remember that these aren’t going to do much against heavy weapons.
  6. Helmets . . . Just remember if the character has one and is wearing it.  This is a scene-by-scene tip.  These can muffle voices a bit and reduce peripheral vision.  Put on a helmet of any kind to see how that works.  I’d recommend a fencing helmet to get a good feel for it.
  7. Chainmail bikinis aren’t practical or safe.  They will pinch and hurt without leather backing.  This goes for both genders.
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Story Length

Hey, SE Readers. Joan with you today. Previously, I talked about the advantages of writing short stories and participating in anthologies. Today, …

Story Length
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Teaser Tuesday: This is NOT an Evil Tree

Is this a spoiler?  Not really because I want this tree on the cover.  In fact, this scene is a variation of what happened in the first game I played as Darwin.  Arlinger and him found evil artifacts and wanted to hide them.  Obviously, we thought very hard about making sure it didn’t cause a problem.  And . . . Well, this is the result.

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“Sleep!” the startled caster shouts with his hands up. The hooded lion crashes to the ground in mid-pounce and he can hear the rest of the pride falling in the grass. “I think I’m getting better. You didn’t get affected this time. Guess my spell was aimed at all of the hooded lions. I didn’t even know the others were around. I’m hungry. Maybe we should have some of the apples I took before we left. They’re in Capple’s sack. Hope he made it home okay.”

“That pony can’t possibly have worse luck than us,” Arlinger laughs as he reaches in to get an apple. The feeling of mush causes him to recoil and he frantically shakes the blackened goo off his hand. “What happened to them? That gunk is making the flames turn green. That can’t be a good thing. I swear, this job is cursed. Sorry, cousin, but I need to rant. We’ve been kicked out of our home, tricked into a fake delivery, lost our food, abandoned by our pony, broke a village, and you now have magic. Aside from that last event, everything else is bad. Are you raising your hand because you know something?”

“I put the bracelet box in the apple bag,” Darwin states before turning it upside down. The foul-smelling goo is about to ooze out, but he swiftly turns the sack right-side up and yanks on the pull strap. “Probably shouldn’t let that stuff out. So, I wanted to clean everything up like you were doing before we went to bed last night. The papers were still on the ground, so I gathered them and put them in the box. There was a pointy glass piece in there, which poked my finger. It didn’t bleed much and I sucked the pain out. You taught me to be smart, so I wrapped the needle in the broken papers then closed the box. I didn’t want you to open it and get hurt, so I put it in the apple bag since you weren’t stealing food from there. Everything worked out fine. Except for the box turning the fruit into stinky mush.”

Rubbing his eyes and yawning, Arlinger takes the bag and holds it closer to the light to find that something inside is twitching. “Definitely cursed and this thing is the cause. We’re not taking it with us. Can’t leave it out in the open because an animal might eat it and turn into a monster. Burning means toxic fumes. Don’t want a person to get it and die. I’ve got it. You’re going to pull fur golems out until you get a few badgers. Have them dig a hole at the base of this tree and we’ll bury this nightmare. Then, we pack up, put out the fire, and walk an hour down the road to find a better place to sleep for the night. Any questions?”

Darwin shakes his head and goes about throwing fur golems out of their bag, but the first three are weasels. Letting the fake animals run into the darkness, he is relieved to get a badger and sends it to dig around the tree’s roots. It takes a few minutes for him to get more of the stronger animals, which results in the camp having a wide variety of furry beasts wandering aimlessly. Letting Arlinger watch over the digging, Darwin hurries to put the fire out by taking dirt from the badgers and tossing it into the shallow pit. It takes several trips for him to reduce the flames to embers and he stands at the edge thinking there is another step. A whistle gets him to turn around and he catches a waterskin, which he promptly empties onto the smoking remains before stomping on the soaked ashes.

“Good-bye cursed box,” Arlinger announces as he drops the sack into the hole.

The opening collapses as soon as the bundle disappears into the darkness, which traps the fake badgers in the earth. A trio of pops tells the halflings that the fur golems have turned back into their original forms. Relieved and tired, they roll up their sleeping bags and swing their backpacks into place. Both stop when they smell a pungent stench and hear creaking branches even though there is no breeze. Illuminated by the blue light of Tavon, the oak shivers and develops a sickly gray color. Branches stretch and twist as if they are trying to flex nonexistent muscles until they stop with a chorus of loud crunches. Acorns fall and burst into puffs of noxious fumes as soon as they hit the ground. For a brief moment, the halflings swear a hideous face emerges from the upper trunk, but it disappears as soon as the shadows shift.

“People are going to be curious about this,” Arlinger admits with a sigh.

“What if you leave a sign?”

“That will make them even more curious about the evil tree.”

“Not if the sign says it’s a good tree.”

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Carve a note that says it is not an evil tree.”

“That’s . . . Might actually work.”

“It will?”

“People will think the whole thing is a joke and keep walking.”

“I knew it!”

Pulling a knife out of his pocket, Arlinger gingerly approaches the oak and avoids stepping on the exposed roots. He carefully presses the blade into the bark and leans away in case ichor sprays from inside. Nothing happens, so he continues carving the words ‘This is NOT an Evil Tree’ into the trunk. Seeing sludge on the knife, he tosses it into the grass and slowly backs away from the tree. Waving for Darwin to imitate his movements, the halflings leave the tall grass and walk down the road without looking away from the tree. Once they can only see the top, they spin around to rush through the night as fast as they hungry bodies can move.

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Armor: When You Really Don’t Want to Get Pierced

Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail

I think I’ve touched on this long ago, but I redid swords already.  Let’s have a week talking about another piece of equipment.  I mean, you can’t really go into battle without a good suit of armor.  Usually . . . It does seem to be optional when it comes to protagonist.

Armor doesn’t have to be described or explained.  We still have modern versions even if people are using guns instead of bullets.  Makes little sense to focus entirely on offense and not create an object for defense.  So, people wear vests, suits, and helmets to protect our most sensitive parts.  It’s not fully body like the old days, so we focus primarily on the torso and head.  Maybe the upper thighs too since you have that big blood vessel there, which can cause you to bleed out fast if punctured.  On a lower level, you have a cup for the family jewels.  It’s still armor.

Sticking to fiction, armor gets taken for granted or flat out ignored.  I’ve watched a lot of shows where the nameless grunts are in platemail and the named characters are running around in regular clothes.  Either they dodge everything, heal quickly, or have the pain threshold of a mountain even with a hole in their chest.  One could say their armor is their incredibly tough skin, but that gets silly.  In truth, a protagonist only really need armor if you’re going for reality.  Fiction doesn’t require defense items as much as offense, which is kind of strange.  Probably because they’re not as exciting as weapons unless you enchant them.

I think with armor being either cosmetic or not there, many authors don’t think much about them.  Platemail is given to soldiers because that’s what we see.  No thought towards ability to move and speed is made since this is what we’ve always seen them use.  Leather armor goes to thieves, assassins, and any speed fighter.  Those who use magic don’t get anything more than robes because THEN we think about restriction of movement.  All of this comes from how LOTR showed characters without denoting actual armor rules.  So, Dungeons & Dragons and fantasy books followed those standards even though they weren’t really there.

I’ll admit that I’m guilty of this myself.  Most of my characters have been speed and agility, which means they need mobility.  So, I lean towards them wearing clothes that have leather armor or chainmail patches sewn in to protect their vitals.  That’s if they aren’t the Dawn Fangs who regenerated so much that armor was fairly pointless.  Among the Legends of Windemere heroes, Delvin used chainmail and Luke had the patches thing.  Nyx, Dariana, Timoran, and Sari didn’t do armor because of their abilities and upbringing.  So, armor tends to be cultural in some ways.  That might be fairly realistic since every culture had their own type of defense.

Figure I should bring up the issue with female armor too.  There’s a long tradition of what some people call ‘boob armor’.  This is when armor is made for a woman and accentuates their breasts.  You also have skimpy armor, which has no practical value unless it’s enchanted to protect the exposed parts.  I know there’s a small joke that men are so distracted by the sexiness that they either miss or can only hit the armor itself.  Either way, none of this realistic.  They wore the same type of armor as men with any modifications being minor if at all.  I do believe they would bind their chests, which did the same thing as modern sports bras.

Still, who goes for realism with fantasy?  Many people, but there’s a lot more leeway when it comes to armor.  I think audiences really don’t care outside of it being flashy enough for cosplaying.  Protection doesn’t mean much.  I’ve read books where knights in full armor are killed by a slash across the chest even though the normal blade shouldn’t have gotten through the breastplate.  You probably wouldn’t be surprised how often chinks in the armor are found with ease.  It ignores that platemail typically had chainmail and leather beneath to protect the joints.  Again, adding this doesn’t feel necessary since readers don’t seem to truly care.

So, what are your thoughts on armor in fiction?

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Write What You Know? Not Always!

Greetings, SE’ers! Beem Weeks here with you again. Today, I am going to share some brief thoughts on writing those things in which the author may not…

Write What You Know? Not Always!
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