Category Archives: Olde Shoppe Stories

Otto’s Oasis Outfitter Organization: Buy 5 Palm Trees, Get a Giant Boulder Free

Posted on July 22, 2020 by Charles Yallowitz

Hope you enjoyed the long walk.  Have a glass of cool water before we start.  Cold water will hurt your stomach after dealing with the heat.  Now, I assume you’ve already purchased the area for building.  We do many things … Continue reading →

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Sal’s Sublime Submarine Supermarket!

Posted on June 10, 2020 by Charles Yallowitz

So, you’re looking to journey to the depths of our world!  Not the rocky ones, but the watery ones that have plenty of critters to haunt your nightmares.  Well, since you’re lacking gills and fins, you’ve come to the right … Continue reading →

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Welcome to Eddie’s Editing Extravagant . . . Shop

Posted on May 27, 2020 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to the most affordable editing shop around.  We have great packages for you to choose from.  All of our staff are experienced, respected professionals that will never steer you wrong.  We pride ourselves on being brutally honest and telling … Continue reading →

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Hector’s Hotel Hoisting Hypermart: No Swinging On Display Chandeliers

Posted on April 15, 2020 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome!  Watch your step as you come out of the narrow pass since there’s a cliff right over here. We had a railing, but it was knocked down by a visiting buffalo imitator convention.  They felt like they had to … Continue reading →

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Tim’s Tournament Preparation Shop: Buy 3 Pavilions and Get a Free Hot Dog Vendor

Posted on January 29, 2020 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome one and all!  I see you brought some of your fighters to help you shop around for supplies.  Please note that we do not provide the venue.  Too many regulations in selling arenas, open areas for explosions, and whatever … Continue reading →

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Matilda’s Music Box MegaMart: Free Earplugs with Each Purchase

Posted on January 8, 2020 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to where your music box needs are met.  I’m sure you traveled a long path to reach our store.  That’s because Google Maps has you go through three states to reach us, which is an improvement over Mapquest plunging … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Magnificent Muse Mart: Trade-Ins Only on Thursday

Posted on December 9, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Come on in and put on a toga to join in the ambiance.  It isn’t mandatory and you can put it over your clothes.  Judging from the eye twitches, I’d say you’re an artist with either a deadline or more … Continue reading →

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Welcome to the Robo-Depot! Buy 2 Clamp Hands and Get a Free Death Beam!

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Come on in and take a look around. We have every type of robot that you can imagine thanks to our top engineers.  First of all, I must inform you that we only deal in robots and lack the licensing … Continue reading →

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The Magical Puppy Store: Wagging Tails and More

Posted on July 8, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome to our grand reopening.  Had a bit of a rough period thanks to some gargantuan fleas, but we’re back in business.  Don’t worry about the big guy over there.  He’s all bark, no bite, and a little licking.  Seeing … Continue reading →

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Sal’s Sea Serpent Shop: Not All Products Are Elongated

Posted on June 7, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Welcome!  Give me a minute to close the tank because the morning shipment is being a little rowdy.  There we go.  So, you’re in the market for a sea monster?  I know it says serpent on the sign, but we … Continue reading →

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