Welcome to Eddie’s Editing Extravagant . . . Shop

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Welcome to the most affordable editing shop around.  We have great packages for you to choose from.  All of our staff are experienced, respected professionals that will never steer you wrong.  We pride ourselves on being brutally honest and telling you what you need to hear with no sugarcoating.  After all, authors need to toughen their skin and be ready for worse barbs than what we throw out.  Do you smell something burning?

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Crap.  Hey, Edith!  That mob of angry authors is back and it’s bigger this time!  How are the insurance policies looking?  I swear, every Wednesday this happens.  Think you can come back . . . Here’s a torch.  Have fun.  No respect for this part of the process.

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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11 Responses to Welcome to Eddie’s Editing Extravagant . . . Shop

  1. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Everything you need, but not necessarily what you want 😱

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  2. L. Marie says:

    Hilarious! 😀 😁 😂

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  3. Problems in the old editing room this week?

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  4. I laughed out loud on this one. Scared the dogs.

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