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The Aut . . . Oh, Look at the Kitty

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’m going to be an author Once I finish this next nap And my crossword puzzle Followed by a run Then dinner must be made Now I find I’m not in the mood So my shows will set me right … Continue reading →

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I Got Into . . . Wait a Second

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I’m not sure how many other bloggers pay attention to the global map on the statistics screen.  I’ve been watching it since day 1 out of curiosity and I had hits from every continent, except South America.  That is until … Continue reading →

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Nosy Newman

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Nosy Newman sat in wait Hiding behind his iron gate Waiting for his neighbors fair To wander home to their lair Bored with his dusty life Though he had a lovely wife Nosy Newman spied on all From winter until … Continue reading →

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I Remember When (A Monstrous Satire/Comedy)

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

My final writing course in college was on ‘Horror’ because the genre of the course changed every semester.  I was just thankful it wasn’t Romance.  Still, I didn’t have a good grasp of horror even with a Stephen King How-To … Continue reading →

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Boozin’ With Fantasy

Posted on February 17, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Drink tequila with a pixie To say no would be quite risky Chug vodka with a gnome You may never find your home Down jager with a wight It will help to stop your fright Slurp whiskey with a dragon … Continue reading →

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To Pants

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

You are always there Keeping legs warm And groins hidden Holding our keys and wallets As we go about our day You come in many forms Some to swim Others to hug and lift Even those that hide Beneath their … Continue reading →

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Who’s In Charge Here? (Also, some rambling)

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Well, I just hit a point in my drama novella that means I will probably be done by the end of the week.  A few characters have decided to come out entirely different than I wanted them.  Sucks when the … Continue reading →

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Humor Post

Posted on February 10, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Just to try to counter the anger and negativity of the last post, I’m going to put a goofy one up too . . . it’s times like this that I wish I was funny.  I’ll just let one of … Continue reading →

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Fritz Warrenberg

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

Fritz was played by my friend Nate.  Beyond that I’m not really sure where to begin with him.  He is a gnome who is an inventor, illusionist, monster chronicler, and purveyor of fair maidens’ affections.  In the actual game, there … Continue reading →

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Bessaria Spamcakes

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

This is a precursor origin story to tomorrow’s origin story.  Bessaria Spamcakes is the loyal, brave, jittery, intelligent riding sheep of Fritz Warrenberg.  She was created by my friend Nate who played Fritz and had to have been the least … Continue reading →

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